Jake Gyllenhaal was definitely not winning when he asked out Derek Jeter's girlfriend Minka Kelly, although she was really Derek Jeter's ex-girlfriend at the time. According to a report in US Weekly, Jake asked Minka out in the fall and she declined. See that is such a polite way of saying no. It would be funny if she said, "I decline." I have given up asking anyone out because you get tired of hearing no. I think I might hold the world record for hearing the most "no's" in a foreign language. Honestly, considering that half of the women on that list had been speaking English to their friend a minute earlier, I am pretty sure whatever language they were speaking was probably made up. You have to give Jake credit for trying, although I am sure he is way more used to hearing yes than no and kind of takes it for granted at this point.
So she was honest, and did not want to beard. However, for those who don't believe in bearding, Minka's stock just went up, because she refused to go out with one hunk of a hottie.
ReplyDeleteI on the other hand, would not mind going out with Jake:) Still have a crush on him.
Enty not only would I say yes to you, I would say yes by spelling it out in bacon.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Jake a homosexual? What woman would date a turd burglar without a lot of cash up front (i.e., Katie Holmes)?
ReplyDeleteI'd love to eat Minka Kelly's pussy until after she came hard in my face. Bet that shit is tight tight.
What has Minka Kelly been on other than Derek Jeter's cock?
ReplyDeleteShe only dates rich black men. Contractual beard for gay Jay or not, she would not date a white man.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jake is attractive at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, chopchop, his mouth looks like a muppet's mouth.
ReplyDelete^It's a personality dysfunction I own up to: I stay faithful to all my first crushes, no matter what. You should see me with George Michael.
ReplyDelete@Syko: YES!! He does look like a muppet -- Guy Smiley!
ReplyDeleteFor Syko:
ReplyDeletehttp://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/2/28/Guy-smiley.jpg
Maybe she actually likes to have sex with her boyfriends. Might not have happened with Jakey. ;)
ReplyDelete@rita - how many first crushes do you have? Btw, my brakes are all packed up for the trip :-)
ReplyDeleteThat girl is so pretty. Plus she's had Jeter. So so so lucky.
ReplyDeleteBTW, anyone else totally distracted by the ginormous boobage on the right of this page?
ReplyDelete@Seachica - MY MUFFLER IS ALL UP AND GOING!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have too many crushes. Others get over them, and have a new crush every month. I stay faithful, no matter how fucked up they become. And simply add to the collection. But admittedly, a crush for me does not equal lust. Lust is Ewan McGregor, Collin Farrell...
Huh, I did not notice the boobage. RenoBlondee, you naughty girl!
ReplyDeleteDerek Jeter is FINE. Jake would be a huge step down in the looks department.
ReplyDelete^Damn girl, how could you miss them? They are huge! LOL
ReplyDelete^I guess I don't notice cracks?
ReplyDelete@Seachica - I meant I'm back on coffee. Less dangerous;) So bring your brakes down, and Reno will get her Crystal Light freak on!
ReplyDeletePoor Toothy Tile. Maybe he should start dating nobody girls who want to be somebody girls in Hollywood. Then they would totally sign a contract and beard for him.
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ReplyDeleteHe should just come out of the closet and hook up with hot men.
ReplyDeleteWhy does he even bother? And isn't he still with Gray Goose?
ReplyDeleteI am so with Rita:could never say no to my past crushes. So that's a yes to Jake. And Allistair from Nick's You Can't Do That on Television!
ReplyDelete@Rita, I hear you on the first crushes. I still remember the old show "Taxi" when character Elaine Nardo looked in her rear view mirror and there was a young Tom Selleck. My reaction sitting in front of the TV was every bit as OMG he's the most beautiful hunk I've ever seen as Elaine's was.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only faithful one! :)
ReplyDeleteTom Selleck. ah, a man's man.
@Rita - I still love my first crushes too. David Cassidy, Andy Gibb (RIP), Denny Terrio. That's right, I said Denny Terrio.
ReplyDelete@Rita, yeah, I don't care who he loves, I still love him.
ReplyDelete^Denny Terrio???! Hey, to each her own! And who can explain why a woman falls for a certain man, when all around her look at him in disdain? No one. And surely not a man!
ReplyDelete@Rita omg that had me giggling about the brakes and Crystal Light!
ReplyDeleteMatt Lauer always reminded me of Guy Smiley.
ReplyDeleteI'd have told Jakey no too. He doesn't even look like it would be any fun to beard for him. He seems about as exciting as watching paint dry.
I think Jake is hot. Maybe not with the beard (the literal one)? I like to remember him shirtless with a Santa hat on in Jarhead.
ReplyDeleteGood for her. It must be insulting to be asked to beard because you're hot and the guy just wants a trophy and figures you're desperate for arm candy.
ReplyDelete@Rita - Another vote for Tom Selleck! He is a rough around the edges man's man. In junior high locker rooms, we had a huge poster of him in Vball gear. Guess he played alot while in Hawaii shooting his show. Loved that poster 'cause he had short shorts on and all his leg hair, arm hair and curly top hair captivated me everytime I would enter gym class! Ended up marrying a look-alike sasquatch in his honor!
ReplyDeleteBTW...re: Jakey Poo...he has one hell of a slamming body but doesn't do it for me in the looks department. That girl is GORGEOUS. She KNOWS she can do better so I'm sure that was part of her reason to "decline" his ass.
ReplyDelete@nolachickee you may be my sister. if your initials are kmb I can't believe we are on the same board.
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