If you are looking for the total opposite of Russell Brand then I think Tim Tebow might be your guy. According to the never reliable OK! Magazine, a source close to the family says that Katy Perry's parents are trying to set her up with Tim Tebow. They have invited Tim to speak at their church and will make sure Katy is there too. Yes, and that will magically make them fall in love. I know Katy is way more conservative than she looks on the outside but she is also way way to the left of Tim Tebow. I am not even sure he has ever kissed anyone and Katy has kissed a girl and liked it. Plus she had sex with Russell Brand. I am actually surprised he even has anything left. I would have thought that with the number of women he has had sex with that it might have fallen off. Probably just needs a night with Paris Hilton to completely break off.
Enty, you're on FIRE! LOL at PH breaking penis.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I would be embarrassed by my parents if they were acting that way. I saw the father truly preaching and telling his followers that his daughter will be tweeting so everyone will flock to churches. Nutcase.
Tim Tebow is Asexual, right? Like that kid of Twilight... Tom Cruise Jr. Sorry, forgot his name.
I don't really like her, but i'm starting to feel sympathy for Katy.
Good Grief.
ReplyDeleteI call crap on this one.
ReplyDeleteThat magazine cover with the teen moms to teen brides is depressing.
ReplyDeleteKaty would tear Tim up. Holy one end of the spectrum to the other. I'm going to call bullshit on this one. Katy's parents are a couple of butinskies, though. (Spelled that right - I don't know).
ReplyDeleteTebag, I mean Tebow, knows god will make the Broncos lose if he touches himself.
ReplyDeleteI would hate to be in Katty's shoes right now, she is getting it from all sides.
ReplyDeleteHer parents need to STFU.
And if you believe Ted C's claims that Perry is Strawberry Snort 'Em, she's not conservative at all.
ReplyDeleteWell, Tim Tebow probably has a sex life. He's a devout Christian, not a saint. But like any smart guy with good handlers, he's probably not putting it on front street. Who can blame him? It's tough enough to deal with the harsh spotlight without having everyone up in your sex life too.
ReplyDeleteThat, along with the fact that Perry is just pure damaged goods, would be the reason why Tebow wouldn't be caught within a mile of this chick.
^I thought he had Christ-like savior syndrome?
ReplyDeletePoor Katy is having a hard start to her year.
ReplyDeleteYou know what I was thinking the other day. Divorce and things like this that happen to super rich people must feel magnified because it's not like they're worried about paying their power bill or having enough groceries. It must be hard not to dwell because they have no "real" life worries to worry about. Does that make sense?
I think Tim is a good guy even if he's a little over religious for my taste. I think Katy is basically good at heart but in her own little dream world and would tear him up. Not a good match. I also thinks she prefers the bad boys.
ReplyDelete@RenoBlondee: Yes it does.
ReplyDeleteThere is noone and nothing on the cover that would interest me to pick up the magazine at the checkout stand and browse through it, let alone buy it.
ReplyDeleteBut I am incredibly boring. I pick up Taste of Home instead.
shit like that is why i can't stand Katy Perry. Her uber conservative leaning coupled with her bullshit sex kitten videos are fucking ridiculous.
ReplyDeletehypocrite much?
Sevenmack, can you explain what you mean by damaged goods?
ReplyDelete@Sevenmack. Tim Tebow is publicly still a virgin and waiting for marriage. I just know that he's full of it though. I hate him. Go Dawgs.
ReplyDelete@Vicki Cupper: YES. That was fantastic.
ReplyDelete@RenoBlondee: Males perfect sense. When you have nothing better to worry about, all the nonsense becomes vitally important.
And my favorite thing this week is the Tebow meme that states "I belittle legitimate suffering around the world, by asking our God for touchdowns". Yup.
Christ, (No. I'm not praying when I say that) - Katy's father is becoming more like Kris Jenner every day. He's loving this attention.
ReplyDeleteAllison-- more like horrifying.
ReplyDeleteOMFG. And if you want to speculate, the "F" means exactly what you think it means.
ReplyDeleteKP's Parents: Dump It; Drop It; STFU.
Tebow: I think he's been brainwashed by his parents, the missionaries [notice I don't specify a religion];
OfFGS [Oh, for F'g God's sake]: "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It"? Give it up. You're a tease, an imposteur. And hello, Cock Tease.
AND since i said i made one K post and hoped i'd never make another, i do it here -- FUHGEDDABOUTHIT K Family. Enuf said.
There are so many insulting, ignorant comments on this site every time a Christian or Christianity is mentioned. It's a shame so many people have no idea what they are talking about. I'm disgusted at the thought that every view EXCEPT Christianity is acceptable.
ReplyDelete"Asexuality" and masturbation jokes aside, the pivotal truth of Christianity is love of Jesus. Amazingly enough, Jesus loves each and every one of you, and tells you to pray for things that are important to you. I'm sure football is important to Tim Tebow, so why shouldn't he pray for a favorable outcome? Do each and every one of you concentrate on those less fortunate than you every second of the day?
Jason: Why shouldn't Tebow pray for a favorable outcome? Because it's hypocritical, that's why: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/01/13/if-religious-athletes-were-honest/
ReplyDeleteIt is NOT hypocritical to pray for the things that are important to you, it's biblical. And I can't believe you used a cartoon to prove your point LOL
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