Friday, January 06, 2012

Katy Perry's Parents Say Divorce Was Gift From God And Make Sure You Buy Her Perfume


Katy Perry's parents spoke at a church yesterday and did so as Katy Perry's parents. Talk about using your daughter to get ahead. Seriously, instead of saying that Mary and Keith Hudson would be preaching, it actually said Katy Perry's parents. In their message to a crowd of over 300 people in an Ohio church they said that Katy's divorce was a gift from God because it got people talking and got those 300 people into church. Apparently God has plans to bring people into church and getting Katy divorced was one of those plans. At the end of the event, her parents sold jewelry and also passed out free samples of Katy Perry's perfume. God must be a fan of Purr.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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