The specialized cruise industry is really hitting its stride but the only ones that seem to do very well are gay cruises, Disney cruises and music cruises. I would probably do a cooking cruise if the chefs were really well known, but I can't imagine there are too many people who want to sign up for a cruise during the middle of hurricane season to meet Kate Gosselin at a cocktail party and learn a craft from her. Seriously? Is that something any of you would ever do? It is not big deal to the cruise line because they only pay the celebrity for each person that signs up so if no one signs up then Kate does not get paid.
What the hell type of "craft" is she gonna teach? Witch? Bitch? Whine? How to be ungrateful? No.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke
ReplyDeletei'm sure she will drag her 8 kids around making them sing and dance until their feet bleed.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised she hasn't been able to whore them out to Disney for their own show. You know she is trying.
I might consider going on that cruise if I'm allowed to bitchslap her at least once.
ReplyDelete@chopchop: Only if I can watch!
ReplyDeleteOkay folks, you know what we have to do--actually, NOT do...
I'm with chopchop
ReplyDeleteIf I went on that cruise, I would do everything in my power to make her freak out and go into her infamous hysterics. We know that handing her food with your bare hands will do it. Allowing the kids to get really dirty will do it. I bet just touching her hairdo will do it. I just can't wipe the smile off my face when she's screaming. It's awesome!
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean we're setting up a PayPal account for donations to send chopchop & nolachickee on that cruise, complete w/hidden cameras? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be on a boat with Scott Peterson~
ReplyDelete(too dark?)
Well, there are Bead cruises, and Belly Dance cruises, but I'm pretty sure she does neither... And im positive there are no crafts interesting enough that I'd want to pay for her to teach me...
ReplyDeleteWhat ever happened to her coupon cabin "job." no on talks about that anymore. I could check their site but im too lazy watching football.
ReplyDeleteLooks like somebody has gotten desperate or should I say even more desperate?
ReplyDeleteI would rather sail on the Titanic.
ReplyDeleteOh chopchop, I has your back, gurl. You slap her and I will throw her overboard. I bet the kids will hug me if I do...
ReplyDeleteOkay - I just read more comments -
ReplyDeleteJASMINE!!!!! You bad girl.
I'll throw in a five t send those two on the cruise. The best thing about harrassing her is, SHE CAN'T RUN AWAY. Sure - she can lock herself in her cabin, but you can stand outside the door. And knock. And knock. And knock.
Lauren - why put yourself through that horror? Just throw Kate overboard. Done.
A cruise in August - this really does reek of desperation.
ReplyDeleteThe copy from this cruise website is epic: meet Kate at a "welcome cocktail party," attend a Q & A session with her, have a photo op, and even "learn a new craft from the professional herself.".
ReplyDeleteA "professional" what?
We just came back from a cruise. The Friends of Dorothy group were also on our ship.
ReplyDeleteIt was a family cruise, and totally sold out. Probably because Kate wasn't on it.
i'm a little dense...the appeal is exactly what?
ReplyDelete@Pattie - she is a professional of life itself. There is nobody who is as great a human as Kate. Can't you see she's perfect?
ReplyDeleteI'm in - send me and chopchop on that cruise. We'll drive her so insane that she'll jump over the side. And we'll film it all for our great friends here at CDAN!!!
"how to craft a reality tv show, out of a crap marriage and ill-behaved kids, now on the promenade deck!"
ReplyDeleteDoes it come with coupons?
ReplyDelete@ChopChop -- If I pay you a dollar , will you toss her overboard or into the pool when she's all dressed up???
ReplyDeleteHair weaves 101??
ReplyDeleteWith all the bad press cruise ships seem to have been getting the last few years (people disappearing, rapes, illnesses), there would have to be someone a lot more interesting than Kate to get me to sign up.
ReplyDeleteYou all don't need to pay for me to go on the cruise. I need a fucking vacation (have I mentioned I have four kids???) ... but I'll gladly accept donations for bail money. And, Enty, will you offer your lawyer services to help get me acquitted?
ReplyDelete@chopchop - I would have your back on the cruise! :)
ReplyDeleteSnort...good job Royal Caribbean. I cannot believe this woman still has "fans" and would pay this much money to be on a ship with her.
Aaaah yes, we're all snarking on this, but please bear in mind that CDAN readers are not the majority in North America. For every one of us lovely, sarcastic, intelligent, cynical types there are about 10 idiots who loooooove TLC and reality "stars". Morons will go on this cruise because they're all convinced that their kid is destined to be the next superstar and they want this expert on child pimpery to teach them how. I would love to know what her "craft" is though.
ReplyDeleteNoooooooooo! Not on Royal Carribbean. Noooooooooo! Shouldn't she be on Carnival?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteThere are the Somali Pirates to consider. They could rehab their whole image in one fell swoop...
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she's smart enough to not stand too close to the railing? Hmmm, speaking of which, maybe we could get the Kardashians on a cruise ship?
ReplyDeleteSo what's the PayPal account already? Let's get this going for Chop Chop and NolaChick. :)
ReplyDeleteOh Jasmine..You are baaaad..Whatever happened to Scott Peterson?
Scott is sitting pretty in San Quentin.
ReplyDeleteHopefully being someone's bitch