Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Jeremy London Is Homeless


Police finally caught up with Jeremy London and charged him with domestic battery for allegedly beating the mother of his child. In the filing it also says that Jeremy is homeless. Another reason why you should never do drugs. Jeremy London made a lot of money and blew it all on drugs. He was on Celebrity Rehab and if he used it properly could have had that money last him a few years, instead he has nothing and is homeless.


Well, not exactly nothing. Because he still has grand visions of a comeback, Jeremy has a publicist. I bet he owes the spokesperson money but one must have a publicist in Hollywood, even if homeless. The publicist says that Jeremy has a place to live. They would not say what type of place or if the bench has enough room to lay on your back or if you have to always stay on your side.

21 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:01 AM

    He was the one in Mallrats, right? My least favourite Kevin Smith movie, mainly because he was just so unlikable.

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  2. Anonymous8:05 AM

    Wasn't he in "Man in the Moon" with Reese Witherspoon? He was so good in that - such a waste of talent.

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  3. His IMDB has five projects dated 2012, so he is working.

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  4. People overuse the term "homeless." If you have a couch to crash on -- even if it's infested with bedbugs and is in your dirtbag dealer's living room -- it's a far cry from a cardboard box beneath an underpass.

    I have a hard time believing this.

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  5. BTW, he and his brother were GORGEOUS during their heyday. I had the biggest crush on the London twins.

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  6. Who is he anyway? I never even heard of him....

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  7. Man in the Moon is his bro, but Mallrats (my least fave in the series as well) was Jeremy. There mom is a weirdo, I do know this for sure.

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  8. I wonder what his bro is up to. I'm to lazy to look it up...

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  9. was he the one that was on Party of Five and played Neve Campbell's husband?

    Can you expand more on his mom?

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  10. Anonymous9:04 AM

    and don't forget good ol' Dazed and Confused.

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  11. Oh, God, I had a HUGE crush on both him and his brother back in the day. There were TWO of them! TWO!

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  12. Anonymous9:23 AM

    His brother was Dazed and Confused. I IMDB'd that movie the other day when I saw somewhere that it was made 19 years ago.

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  13. Didn't he try to say he was kidnapped a while back?

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  14. he's homeless and hotless

    yuck

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  15. That was Jason in Dazed and Confused. As Mr. Randall "Pink" Floyd. I can damn near recite that movie line for line.

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  16. You're homeless, so you retain a publicist to spin that you have a place to live. You have got to love Hollywood.

    This guy is an assclown. That is all I've got to say about that.

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  17. now THIS is a cautionary tale. *side-eye to lindsay whom i'm seriously pulling for*

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  18. If he's truly homeless, then I feel bad for him. I hope someone can help him out (and he helps himself).

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  19. He acted like a real dick on the set of "Mallrats." It's no wonder his career never took off. When they had a 10 year reunion for that movie the cast just kept ignoring him.

    In the photo Enty posted he does look like Christopher Hitchens.

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  20. He looks older than 39. Doesn't he?

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  21. Are both brothers disasers or just this one?

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