By now, Jenelle Evans must know everyone at her local county jail on a first name basis. The Teen Mom 2 star was arrested once again yesterday. This time the charge was for communicating threats to her former roommate Hannah. You can watch two minutes of a segment with Jenelle and know she would have no problem communicating threats to anyone. It is basically the foundation of the relationship with her mother and because of all the threatening they do in front of Jenelle's son, it will probably be the way he communicates with those he is close to. Anyway, Jenelle's lawyer says this is all because Jenelle got Hannah's boyfriend arrested. Here is what Jenelle had to say about the whole thing on her Facebook page. Once again, I am in awe of the educational system.
"Yes I was arrested again. It’s okay, Hannah’s just calling her own bluffs. How can I harass u with phone calls when u clearly don’t own a cell phone? I’ve dropped this argument weeks ago. Haven’t been paying attention to u but u have the balls to tell yr little “fans”.. “imma f**king kill that bitch” ?! How’s threatening who here ?! Lmao she’s mad cuz I took out charges first on Duffy for cyber stalking. She claims that she move out becuz I said I would “eventually kill her” when clearly her old phone has texts that states “look I’m moving out to yr house Duffy so we can move to new jersey so I can get famous for my singing”. Yes u set me up and yes u will go down. CAN’T WAIT FOR COURT!
Not to mention I REALLY dot give a f**k about Hannah or Duffy when I’ve been in and out of the hospital for 3 weeks now with mono/strep and have to get my tonsils out. Yeah as I’m about to walk out the door to go to the hospital the cop is at my door and I got down on my knees and poured out tears. I was so upset. I had to go to jail THEN go to the hospital. I feel like sh!t, would greatly appreciate it if everyone would drop it. K?! Thxxxx !"
The good news is Jenelle and her mom are besties again and she took Jenelle to the hospital. The bad news is that I have now used the word besties twice in a week and have obviously been brainwashed by too much MTV.
Want to smack that smirk off her face.
ReplyDeleteReading all this made me yearn for what I thought was bat-shit-crazy: The Robstenites. Compared to this crap, they look like the literary crowd of BatShit Ville.
This girl clearly got knocked up when she was skipping English class.
ReplyDeleteI stopped after the first paragraph. Coulnd't keep the sordid details straight.
ReplyDeleteAnd, don't care.
Can I just say the, "once again I'm in awe of the education system" -is THE best line I've read all day. Well, that and the piece on that Goddess vanderhee over @dlisted (my kids and I couldn't believe our eyes when we saw that orange goddess).
ReplyDeleteI am usually ready to throw my shoe at the telly when I see even the "rich" kids on cribs say, "me and my friends like to sit here" etc. Or that karen gravano on mob wives. That beast got a book deal!!!!!!! Now I am FAR from an English major, but I believe I have a handle on the American English language. I enjoy reading. However, that woman, I swear....she says things like, "I seen it" and "it don't" or our personal favorite, how she pronounces Drita as "Driter." Who does that????
Now Janelle here,(and sad that I know this) but apparently when she was trying to get into college, the adviser commented on how great her grades were. I'm behooved to say the least. I wonder if the schools actually make the kids read BOOKS anymore. Or even if teachers are reading themselves. Because speaking as if you've never picked up a book in your life, seems to be the norm.
ok. I vented. Now I'm done.
(and I'm sure my post is riddled with inaccuracies)
Oh! The drama!
ReplyDeleteI've been lamenting the apparent murder of the English language for YEARS now.
ReplyDeleteI can't get past how short she is.
ReplyDeleteShe's pretty young to be losing her looks already.
ReplyDeleteAnd hey! There's nothing wrong with being 5'1"! :P
Her face is super puffy - I had a friend whose face blew up from mono. That can last for monthes, poor, poor, Jenelle...
ReplyDeleteYou're right there isn't. I just thought she'd be taller given her baller attitude.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't look like she's horribly sick and post-"poured out tears" in this mug shot.
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