Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler broke up because he wanted to try out some other women. When the other women decided they did not want to be with him he gave Kristin a call again and said it was Kristin that he really wanted. She gave in and they got back together and now Kristin is pregnant. Yeah, that is what the relationship needed to really solidify it. I wonder if they had some makeup sex and Kristin got pregnant. They were broken up between July and November. It is only January. Kristin could not have known for long, but then again, she is not one to let the 12 week rule stop a good press release and some publicity for herself. Meanwhile, Jay is just glad to succeed at anything off the field or not and was happy to know even if his arm does not always work, his sperm seem to.
She's a RHoBH in the making.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read this last night I was wondering about the timing - i.e., did the pregnancy happen before the split, couldn't remember when all the cheating drama took place.
Does anyone else remember reading a BI about this? That they are back together because she got pregnant?
ReplyDeleteNice headline. Both are so repulsive it's no wonder they're spawning.
ReplyDeleteOh, a BAND-AID baby. That's a totally non-selfish and smart way to heal a relationship!
ReplyDelete@mbagrrrl -- I agree.
I never watched The Hills (not judging people who liked it, because I certainly watch my fair share of brainless bullshit), but I never got the big deal surrounding this chick. She looks just like every bitchy cheerleader I've had the misfortune to know. Nothing special. I actually think Lauren Whatsherface is a genuinely pretty girl -- much easier on the eyes than Kristen Calamari.
And he looks like a misshapen troglodyte. Hideous. At least Brody Jenner is hot in that shamefuckish, Ashton Kutcher kinda way.
Yes, I *will* judge them superficially, since they're each famous for doing virtually nothing.
I 100% believe this is an "oops" baby. But she'll keep it because she knows full well paying gigs for her are few and far between. Whether he's a good player or not doesn't matter, he makes enough that if the relationship doesn't work out she'll get paid nicely for either child support or alimony based on if they ever make it to the alter. She's no dummy. Or else she wouldn't still be in the spotlight, unlike all the other girls from her show (minus Lauren).
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ReplyDeleteI actually read another BV that said they got back together, because a girl he had left Kristin for, dumped him. He was so upset and heart broken, he went back to Kristin. I personally think he's unattractive, and she's cute, but she can't speak well at all, with her funny, wierd looking mouth when she speaks and the way she talks so fast and doesn't annunciate her words.
ReplyDeleteThere are several possibilities. She could have trapped him with the ole' "I swear I was on birth control! I can't believe it didn't work! bs.
ReplyDelete@firebug I swear there was a blind about that too........hmmmm
ReplyDeleteI doubt it's his.
ReplyDeleteWow, this guy is an NFL quarterback? He looks way out of shape and sloppy. Yea, there was a blindgossip item about his giving the finger to fans at a restaurant so he is douche too!
ReplyDelete@Vicki- Why do you say that?
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side...Jay Cutler is accepting responsibility and is already petitioning the NFL to see if this pregnancy can be counted as a "completed pass reception". It would be his first in 2 seasons and his only recorded successful score.
ReplyDeleteAfter having lunch with her fellow shallow reality alumni, KC was proudly boasting about "finally snagging Jay THIS time, for GOOD!". (Since last time she tried on wedding gowns Jay ran away).
ReplyDelete"After all", said Kristin, "I know I have him for at LEAST 18 years, a fat wedding, and a mansion." She had that fresh gold-digger glow until someone looked at her and slowly said four words:
"Tom. Brady...Bridget. Moynihan."
well, she's now set for life. eh?
ReplyDelete@Himmmm - "...and slowly said four words:"
ReplyDeleteYou're killing me! That's awesome.
This is SO a Band-Aid baby, Ida, I agree!! I'm sure now Kristin Cav will try to sell a reality show based on her pregnancy and their upcoming nuptials.
ReplyDeleteI actually think she's quite cute. Him? Er, not so much. But football players are the in thing to do, right, Kristin? SMH
ReplyDeleteApparently, they didn't get as much high praise as they were hoping for, so now Jay's trying to "rewrite" their relationship history.
ReplyDelete>>Thanks for all the tweets. We couldn't be more excited. We don't usually comment on our relationship but for the record I never broke up with Kristin. Its unfortunate some people are saying hurtful things during such a joyous moment in our life.
JayCutler6
A Tweet by @JayCutler6
2012-01-23<<
Jay is really unfortunate looking. I never realized this before...
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
Wow, she's an idiot. If she needed a baby daddy, she could do better.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the baby doesn't get his chin... or lack thereof to be more precise.
ReplyDeleteI can't dislike Jay Cutler. He was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes three years ago. I give him a huge amount of credit for being able to manage a chronic condition and playing football at the same time. Being insulin dependent is not fun.
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