Apparently the two big engagement stories this week are not actually engagements at all. Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are not engaged despite the fact that Kylie Minogue sucked it up and offered her congratulations to the guy who was her boyfriend for a long time and cheated on her pretty much the entire time. They never ended up getting married, but when she thought he was going to she Tweeted congratulations. You know, that was a pretty classy move by Kylie especially considering how awful he treated her. This is exactly the kind of guy Halle likes. The ones who treat her like crap. Not sure why that is, but apparently even though all of us can see from the outside what a person is like and realize where this is all headed she cannot see what we see.
In other engagement news that did not happen, Nina Dobrev is not getting hitched anytime soon to Ian Somerhalder. Now this couple is a good couple. I wish these crazy kids would get married. Crazy kids? Seriously? I feel like I just watched back to back to back Sinatra movies or something. Ian and Nina are a great couple and if anyone should get married it is them, but they are still kind of young. No need to rush to get your first marriage out of the way. It will come naturally and as you progress through marriages they get easier.
Horrible photo of Ian.
ReplyDeleteWell Ian is in his thirties, but Nina is still quite young, around 22-23 I think.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why, but I don't think Ian is for Nina, she's too sweet, and he had simply fallen for that sweetness. That guy is more Hollywood than she is, and wants more.
As for Olivier, yeah he cheated, but he was by Kylie's side throughout her cancer battle, and very much supported her all the way. She even said so during interviews. But he is a cheater, don't know if Halle has changed him (snort!)
Why is it that some women don't see the SLEAZE screaming at them. Like Toni Braxton's first husband. Was I the only one who saw SLEAZE in capital letters written all over that guy?
I know there are lots of women at this site that have claimed this man and that man, etc. Well, I will throw down for this hottie any day. Of course, I'm just as gorgeous as this Nina person HA.
ReplyDelete@Jesse, you're calling dibs on Ian S.?
ReplyDeleteI'm suspicious of the look on that young man's face...what is that? Some kind of pervert smirk? He looks like he's up to no good!
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ReplyDeleteOlivier was so hot in Unfaithful though. Yum
ReplyDeleteHalle is the "he'll be different with me" girl. The "he won't cheat on me" and "he's changed" type. They never change, and neither will she. She is the epitome of insanity per Albert Einstein's definition--Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
ReplyDeleteThough I'm with RenoBlondee--Olivier was absurdly sexy in Unfaithful. It was disarming.
Ian S. is crazy hot--his eyes are just...yowza--but he seems smug...
tehee, Robert!
ReplyDeleteHalle has no luck with men. She should get a dog or become a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteI think Halle is the type that she likes people to feel sorry for her. She likes the bad boys so she can claim they are abusers.
ReplyDeleteYay! Ian is in my top 5 on my laminated card, so news of him not getting hitched is awesome. I dig Nina, but hey, in my demented mind I still have a shot.
ReplyDeleteNina has really grown on me...I HATED her when she was on Degrassi.
ReplyDeleteSee, I don't get the Ian worship. If we're going for dark hair, amazing blue eyes, wouldn't you go for a finer wine, like Dylan McDermott? aaaah, now him I'd laminate the shit out of him!
ReplyDeleteThat is a strange smirk on his face
ReplyDeleteI really liked him on Lost...he seemed sweet and cute. Since this Vampire Diaries business, though...he seems to have turned smarmy, greasy and smirky overnight. Ew.
ReplyDeleteEnty, who do you know? Ian or Nina? Spill!
ReplyDeleteYES, I am calling dibs on Ian S. I would climb him like a cat. Meow. Although I do have to agree with Rita, Dylan M. is a hot piece, too.
ReplyDelete@ Rita - hey girl, we can hang! You don't dig two of my laminated men, Ian and Fassbender. To round out my five are Jon Hamm, Christian Bale and RDJ, though that last one may have to be replaced. :(
ReplyDeleteI agree with RoquetQueen, i don't like when a man knows how handsome he is, it makes him less attractive to me.
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