Demi Moore Loves Devo - Oh Wait Whip It The Drug, Not The Song
Whenever I read or hear about someone who loves getting wasted off nitrous oxide, I always think a couple of things. You have a serious drug problem when you have decided on nitrous to be your drug of choice. Oh, and when you choose nitrous you basically do restrict yourself to home drug use because it is pretty tough to either schlep around a nitrous oxide canister you got from a doctor or carting around cases of whipped cream with you. Demi, what you needed to do was eat some of the whipped cream, not just suck the air out of the cans. Next time Demi, go for the spray paint cans. I always love when the police on COPS arrest someone who has been sniffing spray paint and they have paint all over their face and they say, "No, officer I wasn't doing anything."
