Not content to let all the SpongeBob and Batman characters gobble up tourist dollars, Courtney Stodden and her husband hit Hollywood Blvd over the weekend looking for attention and a couple of bucks/ In the past, Courtney has performed for the cameras in more private locations but no matter how scantily she dresses, she still can't catch a break and never seems to add more followers to her Twitter. So, this weekend she decided to take her show on the road so to speak and walked back and forth along Hollywood Blvd until she was noticed and everyone knew who she was and then she and Doug stopped by a lingerie store for him and went home.
She is starting to make me want to stab myself with a fork. Can't wait til her 15 minutes is up.
ReplyDeleteI love that she's not getting the nonsense she wants. Now if everyone can stop following her on Twitter. Please! Readers of this site, unfollow her.
ReplyDeleteWe don't care, and they just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteShe is beautiful but talentless and trashy, Hollywood already has a steady supply of pretty young girls, they don't need her.
Breaking out the lucite heels again! Her classyiness just spanks any mere mortal that would dare venture out in anything less than belly-baring, lizard thigh showing heaven. All hail The Lizard Queen, She Can Do Anything!*
ReplyDelete*Anything that requires writhing in a fit of faux sexual kitchen floor ecstasy and twitter alliterative soft core rants.
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Honestly I don't think she's able to even get her 15 minutes. This is so laughable...Really pathetic and laughable. I think you have it on the nose GSD.
ReplyDeleteThank God she's not my daughter. There is NO WAY IN HELL that I would let my 17 year-old-daughter parade her ass around like that and I sure as hell wouldn't let her marry someone I could've gone to school with.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, my 19 year-old daughter thinks this twit is disgusting for peddling her ass up and down the street.
Someone needs to tell these two that there is nothing sexy about flop sweat and desperation.
ReplyDeleteI'll be glad when this trick turns 18, does her Hustler spread and then starts her porn career. She'll fail at that too and then she'll be forgotten.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he had some recent head injury and is wearing that do-rag to cover up the bandages.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she's pretty, and she doesn't even look young and fresh. She has thin legs, a flat stomach (as do a lot of girls at 17), a really bad boob job and a prematurely aging face.
Anyone notice the John Travolta Junior look alike walking to her left?
ReplyDeletewho the fuck does this girl think she is?
ReplyDeleteThat smug look on his face is something else.
ReplyDeleteDude behind her looks like he's two seconds from bolting to the nearest vat of Purell.
Doesn't that old fool realize how ridiculous he and Babydoll look together? It's like Kelsey Grammer and his latest child bride--good Lord!
ReplyDelete@Rita--- I was just going to say that!!! that guiy looks like a young travolta!
ReplyDeletelol at the guy to her left! He looks like he can't scooch by her quick enough!
ReplyDelete@lori - I thought I was the only who noticed!!! Check out his dimple!
ReplyDeleteThis photo really makes him look like some creepy pusher/pimp. Agree with Vicki on the guy skeedaddling out of there...may need more than Purell, though!
ReplyDeleteWhat I wonder is why is she in her underwear and Peepaw is wearing a leather jacket and again those same hideous shoes?
ReplyDeleteShe is trotted out like a pet.
ReplyDeleteHer parents should be shot! Who on earth lets their underage daughter do something like this?
I wonder how much he bought her for? Couldn't be much, I am sure he doesn't have serious bank.
She might actually have been better off being sold off to a Saudi Prince.
I feel bad for Doug... He looks like he was ridden hard and put away wet, plus he cannot afford Tom Cruise's lifts.
ReplyDeleteWell, child brides are expensive.
ReplyDeleteGod, these two are so pathetic, I'm almost embarrassed for them. Almost.
ReplyDeleteEnough. You know, that boycott of Heidi/Spencer really did work. Why dont' we do it for tricks like this, too?
ReplyDelete^^agreed^^
ReplyDeleteI agree with SusanB, this girl just needs to hurry up and turn 18 so she can do some porn and then do her strip club tour and go away. Three or four years from now none of us will remember her name or anything about either of them.
ReplyDeleteOr, we'll all go "Courtney Stodden?? Who's tha....oh yeah. Breaking your neck by tripping on your lucite heels is a horrible way to go."
ReplyDeleteThe way he's guiding/holding her arm like she's some mindless possession...
ReplyDeleteThe extreme thinness of her body...
The exposed body parts which encourage objectification while he is covered from head to toe...
Hell, even the downcast head of hers while he is facing straight ahead...
I've come to realize this relationship epitomizes all that is wrong with Western Dominant Patriarchal Societies.
i just can't bring myself to take a cheap shot at this girl...there's something seriously wrong here on a psychological level, and it's being enabled and encouraged by her sick parents and even sicker husband. to think that your worth will only be found in being skanky (but it's ok, she's christian!), and that her reward will be fame and money--that's just wrong on every level imaginable. add to that the distorted and truncated youth...heartbreaking.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like she's wearing one of her new purchases. Doug dresses down, way down, so he may show off his paramours assets. *gag*
ReplyDeleteI think she's looking down because it looks like one of her push up thingies has slipped a little on her right.
And that does indeed look like a John Travolta clone in the wings.
I'll bet Vivid already has her contract drawn up, just waiting for her 18th birthday. It will be such a special day in her life.
ReplyDelete@Pookie, I agree. Beautifully put. I hope she snaps out of it and finds another life for herself. She really comes across as someone who could have been molested as a child.
ReplyDeleteWhen i see photos of her, it makes me cringe, and then i think it all through properly and it makes me sad :(
ReplyDeleteDoug wearing those boots all the time reminds me of the backwards episode of Seinfeld where George has to wear his Timberlands every time he's with his new girlfriend because he looks taller in them. LMFAO.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be Lorenzo Lamas's next wife in three...two...
ReplyDeleteI feel so embarrassed for them.
ReplyDeleteThe John Travolta look alike cant be he illegitimate child. Mens behinds dont get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteAfter watching an interview with her, it's obvious she's on some serious drugs. Her parents objectified her from an early age. I don't think this girl ever had a chance. As many have said, this is the end result of the Toddlers & Tiaras upbringing, and it's obscene.
ReplyDeleteI think the guy on the left looks like Travolta too...or Joe Francis (which would make more sense).
ReplyDeleteI agree that she is on some serious drugs (pills?).
The fact that her parents basically sold her into this just disgusts me.
ReplyDeleteI find it hard to believe she lets him boink her.
ReplyDeleteThe extra guy in the photo seems to be part of their "group". He is in some phots on Dlisted with Courtney and Phoebe Price. I wonder if he is her extra friend or her husband's extra friend.
ReplyDeleteAkin to bringing down the mob with tax evasion, where are the truancy officers to get this chick to school? She's only 17. She probably doesn't even know Stodden rhymes with downtrodden. How will she pen her biography without that core knowledge.
ReplyDeleteBetty, she attends an online Christian "home school."
ReplyDeleteAs she was pacing back on fourth on the boulevard, was she mistaken for a prostitute at any time?
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