Shortly after Courtney Stodden posted the photo above to Twitter and encouraged the world to floor flash, Chris Crocker Tweeted Courtney and told her he wanted to make a Leave Courtney Alone video. You will recall that Chris made a name for himself and enjoyed exactly 15 minutes of fame for his Leave Britney Alone video. Because the two 15 minute minds think alike, Courtney fully embraced Chris' idea and they are going to meet and discuss. Wonderful.
OMG, it IS the end of times!
ReplyDeleteOh and her boobs are about as real as Mickey Mouse. You can really tell in this laying down pic.
Where are the Four Horsemen when we need them?
ReplyDeleteThere is something spectacularly UNsexual about her.
ReplyDeleteI wish she'd wear bras and tops that FIT. We get it, girlie--you have fake breasts and still want them to appear larger. Friggin' idiot...
ReplyDeleteI thought we were leaving her in 2011...maybe it was just me.
ReplyDeleteI will only say IMO, she is a very disturbed child. Her parents & her pedocreepy husband are beyond disgusting. They say they are Christian, but what religion tells you to fame whore your teenage daughter? Cadence
ReplyDelete@Elle, don't think we're done quite yet, Almost, though :)
ReplyDeleteLOL yeah you can see the capsule of the implant in that pic, no way they are real
ReplyDeleteMmm ... nothing gets me hotter than a plastic woman rolling around on a plastic kitchen floor.
ReplyDeleteaside from the fact that i think the people in her life are seriously screwing w/ her psychological state, i also can't help but get all riled up at her 'seductive' pose on a floor. the clean freak in me is having a heart attack. eww, eww, eww.
ReplyDelete@Unknown-- a religion such as the FDLS does. Who, BTW, Warren Jeffs has now forbidden them all from having sex while he's stuck in the slammer. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa. Yeah--like THAT'S gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously--LOTS of them in a round-about way whore out their daughters (maybe not for the "fame" part, but certainly the whoring-out part occurs). Like several of my relatives, for example: Oh no! We just CAN'T have young women having pre-marital sex, Heaven forbid! Let's make 'em all get married at age 18 and have just super happy wonderful Christian lives.
RIGHT. Make me PUKE.
(Sorry--I had to be around relatives at Christmas; and yes, I realize this is not similar to Courtney Stodden's sitch...just venting, thx!).
what chopchop said. Pathetic, Courtney.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she got some new shoes for Christmas!
ReplyDeleteShe's orange.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO! That Chrissy Crocker thing got on my nerves on his first go around. I had forgot he existed until today. Thanks Enty.
ReplyDeleteCourtney hasn't worn out her welcome with me yet because I just find the whole thing fascinating. She's just a good Christian girl with the most seductive Tweets out there!
Why can't he make a video for her and creepy hubby to leave us alone? I'm down with that completely.
ReplyDeleteIt is plainly obvious that her breasts are not real. This pose more than proves it. On a brighter note, it looks like Peepaw got her another pair of heels for Christmas. Gawd, I was tired of those silver hooker heels.
ReplyDeleteMethinks Courtney is suffering from microdeckia.
ReplyDeleteLOL ChopChop!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Figgy, I totally agree with you- maybe it's just being a fellow woman who has the parts and therefore cannot be hypnotized by titty flashes and flat ED abs but her shtick leaves me cold. I wish we could get some men's opinions and see if they agree or disagree with that. (And no, your bfs and husbands dont count, cause they will always say NO, lololol)
@Sherry - according to her Twitter, he bought her a bunch of new bikinis, too.
ReplyDeleteI read her Twitter every couple of days. She cracks me up. Some of the replies are horrible, though, people are really mean to her. I also read the "courtney stodden transl8d", it's superfunny.
btw- when I think about Courtney's 'husband' all I can conjure up are those weird lips of his and that stupid knit cap for some reason!
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest and Tom Cruise have more masculine sex appeal than that weirdo. He probably has plastic boy parts- I just dont see him having sex at all with The Plastic Child.
how is this flashing? she isnt flashing anything?????
ReplyDelete^^ She's flashing us her sexy clear bra strap, DUH!
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ReplyDeleteOh, I wish we could "like" comment on CDAN. So many awesome comments that make me cringe
ReplyDeleteOh Lordy...2 low life stories in a row. Again, who are the people that are keeping these people relevant? Also, does Courtney have any other pose than this pose she seems to always be in...
ReplyDeleteI think it's pretty funny that Chris Crocker would be involved with her, so this is an enjoyable story.
ReplyDeleteSorry, as a 49-year-old guy with a 17-year-old daughter, I can't bring myself to look at those breasts long or closely enough to tell whether they are real or not or whether you can see the implants. If she were 18, that might be a different story.
I feel sorry for her, though. So sad.
The microbiologist in me is cringing at laying on the floor. Nothing says decay like rolling around in Staph! Ewww.
ReplyDeleteUgh, *sexy. I got autocorrected.
ReplyDeletedecay worked
ReplyDelete^ha!
ReplyDeleteFloor flash?? How is this woman's half naked pictures of herself able to be made into a career?
She reminds me soooo much of a sluttier version of that girl from Real World..... Tonya! That was her name! Does anyone else see it?!
ReplyDelete@ your name- yes, but to be more specific it looks like Tonya if her face were embalmed.
ReplyDelete@YourNameHere - she does remind me of Tonya! Tonya with better makeup and hair. Wait, did I say "better"? I meant "bigger".
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