#1 - What former A-/B+ list female rocker, recently asked this former A list movie actor and now a solid B if she could borrow $100K from him. The funny thing is even though she asked him for this money she had not said or spoken to the actor in almost five years and only a handful of times since they co-starred in a movie together. They reunite and speak for a little while and in an hour she is asking for $100K. He said he would need to talk to his people. I hope he did not give her his phone number.
Courtney Love & Woody Harrelson
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ReplyDeleteThis one was pretty unanimous wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteYep, everyone I think guessed Courtney.
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon Woody, I'm sure she's good for it!
ReplyDelete*rolls eyes and crosses fingers behind back*
Nutjob!
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ReplyDeleteOff to pick up kiddo. Have fun and see you all soon!
ReplyDeletedoesn't surprise me she went through all her money, kurt's money and tried to get her hands on her daughters trust fund. Wasted all on, drugs, hotels and crappy outfits.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she would take the money from Woody and then turn around and say it was a "gift" not a loan.
Whatever could Courtney need $100K for? Is that the amount of her drug tab, or is that what she's budgeted for her 2012 crack needs? Is Woody the only person she's hitting up for cash? So many questions I have for her.
ReplyDeleteThis woman is just crazy.
ReplyDeleteI loved it how during Drew Barrymore's wedding to Tom Green Courtney kept interrupting everybody who was making toasts. She kept going on and on about how she was surrounded by losers while she lived in a 5 million dollar home.
ReplyDelete^huh? Never heard that one before Jason! details...
ReplyDeleteSo I guess you're skipping 10/31....please do 12/12
ReplyDelete@Misch - is 10/31 about someone being gay?
ReplyDeleteI learned that Enty does not reveal those, he never outs anyone.
Decent gossipmonger!
I remember when Drew's house burned down Courtney went to Rodeo Drive asking all the big boutiques to give Drew clothing. Like Drew couldn't afford to buy herself clothing.
ReplyDeleteI think all Courtney got out of the scam was a belt and a shirt.
Can't imagine why those two aren't friends anymore.
Oh, Courtney.
ReplyDeleteSide note: whatever happened to Courtney insisting on being called "Courtney Michelle" or something, as opposed to "Courtney Love"? Was that just another drug-fueled rant?
Here's my Courtney Love story, which is from years ago now. I met her with Salmon Rushdie and Padma whatshername, who were apparently married. She was beautifully dressed and very well spoken. I was so shocked that it was her, I made as ass out of myself. She reminded me a LOT of Madonna. Which, I have say is coiled very tight and dangerous.
ReplyDelete^Good one! Courtney, even high, has the most extended vocabulary I've ever heard uttered. She puts Oprah to shame!
ReplyDeleteI know! You're expecting Bill & Ted. And keeeping company with those two, very high brow.
ReplyDeleteI think Courtney is a fascinating person. She epitomizes the fucked up rock chick. She can be a total mess, but she is a self-aware mess who has amazing moments of lucidity, and has interesting things to say even when she's bat shit. How awkward that must've been for Woody, LOL!
ReplyDeleteShe surely didn't get Kurt Cobain to marry her and write her band's best album because she's stupid.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to lock her and Madonna in a room for a steal cage death match.
Everything you need to know about Courtney Love is laid bare during the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson Lee. It is a treat for all star watchers. It's a couple of yrs old, but I'm sure it's on Youtube. Courtney Love = Train Wreck of epic proportions. Can't recommend it highly enough!
ReplyDeleteI think the most surprising part isnt Courtney's hot mess asking for that amount of money but rather the fact that WOODY freaking HARRELSON?! Has that amount of money perchance to lend!
ReplyDeleteWhite Men Can't Jump was eons ago. What has that stoner done to accrue that much money since then?
Oh, and Courtney Love being all poised with a 'higher vocabulary than Oprah' is news to me.
ReplyDeleteShe really is facintating, I think she shows many faces to many people. And deep down I actually think she is quite talented. Insane, prolly due to all that drug use, but talented nonetheless. People who place all her talent onto Kurt's shoulders are sorta lame if you ask me.
I would absolutely love it if Courtney was given a reality tv show. She was born and bred for that, and it would be a total hit. And I agree with other commenters, she actually is rather intelligent which makes it even more interesting and not sad (Like Anna Nicole Smith). Someone that intelligent/damaged/self-aware I don't feel as bad about watching as someone that is just straight damaged go to pot.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Love may be the epitome of "crazy bitch", but the woman is extremely intelligent. Read any interview, see how she words herself.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes...if she had a reality show, I would watch the shit out of it.
@Maja, that's a show I'd watch, too!
ReplyDeletePeople who place all her talent onto Kurt's shoulders are sorta lame if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteYes, Billy Corgan helped too. ;-)
Yeah actually...how does Courtney Love NOT have a reality show? I can't stand her but would totally watch.
ReplyDeleteGuessed this one the first time but object strongly to Courtney Love being characterized as A-/B+ list female rocker. Thaz just not true and it indulges the fantasy that she has talent. She's not on any list as a "rocker," female or otherwise. She IS an A-/B+ list rock star wife. That would be an accurate description of her talent.
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