Sunday, January 01, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

July 22, 2011

#1 & #2 - What celebrity father who had a reality show is not talking to his celebrity daughter. The reason? Apparently despite the fact he is married, he was jealous when he found out his daughter was sleeping with her boyfriend.

#3 - Which B list actor from a hit cable show who has a bigger ego than brain was telling someone he thought was an actress how he had seen her work and thought she was great and they should go to his hotel room and he could give her some help and advice on her acting career. Turns out it was one of the women from the US Soccer team. Instead of giving up, our actor started saying how she could be an actress and they should go to his hotel room and he could give her some advice.

#4 & #5 - It is one thing to be stepping out with someone other than your girlfriend of many years, but when you do so with her assistant, that is another thing entirely. Oh, I guess I should identify the participants. Well, for one they were both way bigger a few years ago. The guy used to be an A list singer and rapper. Now? B- on a good day. His significant other? She used to be B back in the day, but now is probably just remembered because her name is easy to remember. Oh, and this will be revealed.

#1 & #2 - Hulk Hogan & Brooke Hogan
#3 - Jeremy Piven
#4 & # 5 - Nelly & Ashanti


35 comments:

  1. Jeremy Piven is a creep with hair plugs.

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  2. Oh, still disgusted with the Holgan!

    And Nelly, what a dumbass.

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  3. Yet another EWWWWWW for numbers 1&2! That whole thing is creepy!

    Now I have to shut the laptop... bye!

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  4. Hulk Hogan - Ewwww.

    Methinks Piven has totally played himself all these years on Entourage.

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  5. Hulk Hogan skeeves me out so bad I can't even describe.

    And when did a rapper cheating or the Pivert being a douchbag become gossip worthy? But I'm loving the reveals!

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  6. Hulk Hogan ewwwwwww

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  7. Blech the Hogans! I thought for sure it was Billy Ray and Miley, also a giant EW.

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  8. Which is the bigger perv? Hulk or Piven?

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  9. Ick and Nast to #1 & #2

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  10. #1&2 - Hogan, you perv. Hands off your daughter. Just imagine the Brooke-alike you married is her. You can't be convicted for imagination.

    #3 - Somehow, I knew this was someone from Entourage. That show was just filled with douchebags... except Rex Lee. He's awesome!

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  11. EWWW is right, but now I'm glued to the computer!!

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  12. Holgan and Lohan should get together and write a book on parental love - disgust with shivers.

    @Susan - Met the real Ari Gold a few years back. Not the same AT ALL!

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  13. Hulk and Piven in the same blinds? Coincidence? I think not.

    The Piv said the same shit to Megan Fox at an event once. Something along the lines of "I could help you become a big star." She just ignored him.

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  14. Definitely gross, but I think we all knew this was Hulk.

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  15. Hulk Hogan was a popular guess for that first blind. Yuck!

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  16. so, those were gross.

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  17. Wow at number 1! That is creepy. I wonder if.....no, I am not going there.

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  18. The hogan family (not the sitcom one) must be the most fucked up family this side of the Lohans. Maybe even on that side of them. Ew

    I think we all got all three of these blinds. Wtg cdan-ers!

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  19. Ewww at Hulk Hogan!
    I'm sorry, but I can't help but like The Piv! I know! I know!

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  20. Anonymous11:10 AM

    YIKES and EwWWW at Hulk Hogan ! Remember that picture when he was putting suntan lotionn on Brooke's ass ?? ! It was a few years ago.

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  21. Anonymous11:11 AM

    Hulk is nastiest perv ever to perv. That is so gross.

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  22. Lol...I'm guessing everyone called the Piven blind. He and Butler are always the go-to for douchebag behaviour.

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  23. Anonymous11:12 AM

    @ Rita -- I actually like Jeremy Piven - despite the fact that he's a poon hound ! What is he like in person? Do tell !

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  24. I SO guessed 1,2 and 3...4 and 5 I just couldn't bring myself to care 2 hoots about.

    What is up with the while Hulk and Brooke thing. It is sssooo disgusting!

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  25. @Debutante - I was actually talking about the REAL Ari Gold (WME)!

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  26. Oh Piv, will you ever learn?

    He seems to be the STD equivalent of Typhoid Mary.

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  27. Anonymous11:15 AM

    @Rita - oops my bad ! LOL

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  28. Actually while the Piv is indeed a douchebag, Ari Gold was actually a very devoted husband. He also had a good work ethic, whereas Jeremy "mercury poisoning" Piven, not so much. The only thing those 2 have in common is their smarmy charisma.

    I choose to ignore the existence of every Hogan.
    When the dad who wants to fuck his daughter is the least offensive of the bunch, you got problems. Lind and Nick are just the worst.

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  29. the "real" Ari Gold is based on Ari Emanuel Ari Gold is a fictional character.

    Ari Emanuel actually demanded that Jeremy be given the role.

    I think Jeremy might of been a cool guy until Entourage came along. If John Cusack doesn't want to be your friend anymore that says a lot.

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  30. ^I know, I met the real McCoy. Nothing like the character based on him.

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  31. Anonymous2:33 PM

    I remember cheering for Hogan as a kid. But the older I get, the skeevier he becomes. Just nasty, ugh!

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  32. Mynerva I think the answer is: when the rapper is actually thought of as being a pretty decent dude.

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  33. Met and spent some time talking to Piven in '97 and he was lovely, charming and even a bit shy. The woman who had dated him said he was really a great guy. (!) The scumbag you guys speak of wasn't that guy. Maybe an Entourage d-bag curse?

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  34. Yup, Piven. I wonder who the female footballer is. I'm guessing Alex Morgan.

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