Sunday, January 01, 2012

Blind Items Revealed


This recently divorced A list movie actor who has not done that well with his movies lately, despite the big publicity pushes that have gone with them has been doing press overseas for his latest movie. While in one country he ran into a woman who he was instantly attracted to, but did not speak English. Despite not speaking a word of her language or her speaking a word of English he had her in bed within 1 hour of meeting her all using simple sign language.

Ryan Reynolds


41 comments:

  1. Hehe. I wonder how committed he is to Blake??

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  2. lol, one of the few even i guessed. he seems like kind of a downer. maybe not understanding what he's saying is a plus(?)

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  3. I can believe this...no problem

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  4. I see no problem with this...both consenting adults.

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  5. Anonymous11:32 AM

    Well I guess if you make a circle with your thumb & forefinger and stick your other first finger thru it, that pretty much translates into any language ! LOL

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  6. Ah, Ryan. The Cristano Ronaldo of acting!

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  7. He probably showed her his abs. Sexy is a universal language.

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  9. hope you wrapped it up Ryan...

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  10. I swear, in my imagination he is just like his Van Wilder character. So yeah Deb - def. can see him doing that.

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  11. Dayum!
    Well, off to Wally world, see y'all in a while! Don't have too much fun w/o me!

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  12. The finger through the "O" shape you make with your other hand is considered Sign language?

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  13. I'm with you, Unknown, how is Ryan Reynolds (an unknown, himself, among my circle and beyond) A list?

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  14. Toodles @Reno have fun! come back soon!

    oh Ry-Ry you ignorant slut.

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  15. @RenoBlondee - no worries, will wait;) Have fun!

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  16. Anonymous11:41 AM

    @Dixie - I know, I get the same impression !

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  17. Seems like the best of all worlds. Hot Ryan body, without the need to converse

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  18. Anonymous11:42 AM

    @Jason BlueEyes - well, what would you call it ? LOL

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  19. Debutante, that was great!

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  20. Go Canada! Woot.

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  21. Maybe she just pretended not to speak English. LOL

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  22. @rita No Cristiano Ronaldo is actually a great player, if anything Ryan Reynolds is more like David Beckham.

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  23. @Bubulle - Cristiano was able to pick-up women while visiting the US without speaking a WORD OF ENGLISH, in record time.

    Thus the Renaldo reference;)

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  24. @Rita is right, Cristiano drew a heart with his hands to a waitress she went with him and has sex with him with no words spoken. But she hit the lottey and got knocked up. He bought the baby from her.

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  25. Obviously these guys speak the language of love--or sex, at any rate.

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  26. ^aren't you though mixing-up two stories? The one who got pregnant is European, his kid lives now with his mother. But his visit to the US, he was able to really pick'em up. No words needed! And no matter the hot model girlfriend at home.

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  27. Cristano's girlfriend is Russian and the baby mama is American. She was a waitress in NYC. He used sign language to pick her up.

    http://www.celebitchy.com/108789/cristiano_ronaldos_baby-mama_was_one-night-stand_who_got_paid_15_million/

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  28. ^f-ck you're good!

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  29. ^^haha i know my gossip lovey :)

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  30. @Rita My bad didn't know that. Sign language really ? more like he showed her his gold watch, and then she fell in love.

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  31. @Bubulle - apparently, his hmmm... hook... is impressive as well. She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen!

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  32. Anonymous2:30 PM

    I think most of us got this one. We're so smart!

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  33. I would guess Ryan would usually have better luck with women who didn't understand what he was saying.

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  34. ^^. This made me LOL! I agree!

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  35. I wonder if he takes off his makeup before he does the deed? That would be attractive.

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  36. Uh, simple sign language from Ryan Reynolds would work on me too!

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