#2 - "Yeah, the producers asked me (C+ list actress with A list name recognition) to be on that show (hit network reality show featuring lots of couples who dance), but I told them no, because it was just not the way I see myself or feel would be beneficial to my craft as an actress. How is being on that show going to win me an Oscar? Plus, they don't pay enough and I am just way too busy with other projects. I have so much going on now and can't waste my time with something like that, but it is good for you (reality show brother) because you don't have a lot going on and the money is probably right for someone like you."
Lindsay Lohan to Robert Kardashian
Hahaha. Oh, Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteYawn
ReplyDeleteOh, 9:30?? anyone bet on that time?
ReplyDeleteDarn, I had the first LiLo blind guessed for 10:15. :P
ReplyDeleteShe is so delusional.
An Oscar? BAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh, and delusional condescending bitch! Right now (it saddens me to type this), but Robert K! has much more recognition and appeal than a Lohan!
ReplyDeleteThe hell was she hoovering when she said that?
ReplyDeletePlease, girl, go away. I'd love to NOT read about your sorry ass in 2012. K thx bye!
She keeps going on and on about winning that Oscar. She even said on Jay Leno's show that the next time she comes back she will have an Oscar in her hand.
ReplyDeleteI do love her delusions of greatness.
So when is that Gotti movie coming out? 2000andnever.
I bet Rob Kardashian has more money than Lindsay Lohan.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I can't stand the Kardashians, but this crackhead WISHES she had their money haha! Loser.
ReplyDeleteLiLo won't even win an AVN woody trophy at this point.
ReplyDeleteThis is just too easy. I got nothin'.
ReplyDeleteIf she's still alive at 35 and nothing has happened will she get it ? Somehow I doubt it.
ReplyDeleteIt's a sad statement on Lindsay's need for approval. And her mental health...
ReplyDeleteHa! Still the delusional thoughts of grandeur, Oscar my ass.
ReplyDeleteShe probably will have an Oscar, that she snatched off of someone's table after sneaking into the Governor's ball.
ReplyDeleteWhile I also hope she goes away in 2012, I am curious about all of these "projects" she keeps yammering on about.
Is one of them that great road to Oscar we've all seen work so often with luminaries like Bette Davis, Meryl Streep and Katherine Hepburn - the Playboy spread? Pun intended.
Hell, she'd be lucky to score a Razzie at this rate.
ReplyDeleteCharacter is destiny as the old folks used to say...character is destiny.
ReplyDeleteRob K has a nice butt. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI think it's funny.
ReplyDeleteShe is absolutly right about Rob.
It's so very L.A. that she 'sees' herself as a actress or I'll have to reread it, but did she use the word 'craft'?
Lindsey Lohan to Rob Kardashian after finishing his handjob in exchange for a gram of coke. Girl, sit down.
ReplyDeleteDelusion, party of one. Your table is ready, Ms. Lohan.
ReplyDeleteIf you take a step back and think about it, she really should have done DWTS. The target demo seems forgiving and open to anyone who actually puts work into it. These are soap fans, housewives,grandparents etc.
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling she knew she couldn't stay off the hooch long enough to even learn one routine.
It really says something when a Kardashian makes better decisions than you do.
Poor Lindsay. She doesn't even realize that any Kardashian is more relevant than she is at this point.
ReplyDeleteGiggle, snort.
ReplyDeleteTake my word for it, but any and all serious actor, never actress mind you, wannabes have this vocabulary they use to convince others of their serious intent.
She is where she is. I present the new Angelyne.
I'd like to believe she's not completely delusional. Maybe the Oscar she refers to is not the statue for acting achievement. Her Oscar could be some rich dude in West Hollywood she's trying to score as a sugar daddy to supply her with substances to hoover.
ReplyDeleteshe is so delusional about winning an Oscar. No one reputable wants to work with her.
ReplyDeleteNow hold on!
ReplyDeleteI do believer, that she could truly, and really, with all her life experience, and know-how,
Win an AVN award.
Snickering at Rita, LOL!
ReplyDeleteAn Oscar? Bitch needs to get hired for an acting job to get one of those. I mean that's usually how it works, right?
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling this was a trumped up way of saying they didn't want her and wouldn't let her on the show even if she was the last person on earth with 2 legs.
ReplyDelete^Now hold on, didn't they have one contestant with one leg? A Beatle's ex, I believe..?
ReplyDeleteListen to Helen Mirren there talk about her "Craft" - Well Ooooooh my - la dee da.
ReplyDeleteMegan Fox will win an Oscar before she does.
Hell, Andy Dick will win an Oscar before she does.
^Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteIt is obvious that the source for this quote was the guy himself. He is probably getting back at her for not putting out for him or sharing her blow. I have nothing but disdain for both of them. Sorry about being such a hater, but I cannot abide ANYTHING Kardashian or Lohan. It even pains me to type their names. Ugh. Gotta go wash my hands now.
ReplyDelete^Thats a great point @Gypsytrill
ReplyDeleteHE was a reveal yesterday as outing a cheating pair on DWTS because he couldn't get laid and now this. La Lohan probably turned him down too - so maybe not all her decisions are bad ones?!
OMG RITA!!
ReplyDeleteBWHAHHAHAHAHHHAHA!
Laughing so hard I might wet my pants. Loveeee the comments.
ReplyDeleteYou know what's sad? Snooki made more money last year than Lohan has made in probably the last five years.
ReplyDeletePut that in your crackpipe and smoke it, Linds.
I liked Rob on DWTS - he was a fairly decent dancer, funny and everyone else on the show seemed to like him.
ReplyDeleteI would have voted for him if I could have.
And for what it's worth, I do think Lindsay Lohan has the potential to be a good actress, I thought she was good in Georgia Rules.
Meanwhile, K.Kardashian made $600K on New Year's Eve -- and if we believe Lindsay, she turned those jobs down, too.
ReplyDeleteWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh poor Lindsay. She drank too much of the kool aid and actually thinks she's worthy of an Oscar? Maybe if she played a crackie.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about LL, but she is a good actress, and if she hadn't fucked up her life so badly, yeah she could have won an a oscar in a couple of years. But I think she has burned to many bridges to be able to recover.
ReplyDeleteHaa! I bet White Oprah begged ABC to ask LL to be on the show, but they passed.
ReplyDeleteAnd I just saw that Amanda Seyfried is doing the Linda Lovelace movie now, which LL was famously dumped from...
as if they would even ask this cheap, coke-head, whore now. DWTS would be too good for her.
ReplyDeleteLindsay DOES have a lot going on. She has to make sure the paps see her, score drugs without paying, do her community service (sorta), and attend Las Vegas parties where they pay her a lot of money to sit in a corner.
ReplyDeleteHoney - the only award you'll be a shoo-in for is best actress at the AVN Awards.
Stay classy!!
WIN an Oscar? Steal an Oscar more likely. She can hide it in her Coke Pants.
ReplyDeleteI bet her next question was "can you hook me up with some blow"?
ReplyDeleteTouche Rita, TOUCHE!
ReplyDelete@rareavis: Good point!
ReplyDelete@nolachikee: Even better point!
As long as she keeps refusing these gigs, she can delude herself that her big comeback is just around the corner. Actually, I see her and Dina in a Grey Gardens scenario, or maybe their own version of Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
So fucking delusional, Lohan. While the source for this was undoubtedly the Kardashian, who CAN'T see Lindsay saying this??
ReplyDeleteThat speech about a faux job is the closest step to an Oscar she will ever get, at this point in her "career". And I am being generous with that word.
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