"Don't worry, I am getting it all on video. Lessons to be learned and money to be made. Hello TMZ."
"Oh, so you want him lying completely on his back. Got it."
"See, the more you shake it, the more those dollar bills will keep on coming. You never know when your show will be canceled so it is good to have a trade to fall back on."
"Page 423 of the KamaSutra. Write that down."
"Oh, so you want him lying completely on his back. Got it."
"See, the more you shake it, the more those dollar bills will keep on coming. You never know when your show will be canceled so it is good to have a trade to fall back on."
"Page 423 of the KamaSutra. Write that down."
No please my eyes.......
ReplyDeleteso do you want her to learn it from her friends, or the bathroom wall or in person.
ReplyDeleteoh yucko!
ReplyDeleteI thought the sister was a part of the deal?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they were just horsing around. Should they pretend to the child they've taken up together and aren't doing anything, as opposed to having a possibly healthily open attitude about sex. (Long as it isn't too open, obviously.
ReplyDeleteewwwww, really?
ReplyDeleteThat was just weird!
ReplyDeleteI'm a little uncomfortable looking at the pictures, although I think it's partially due to the purple sunburn the Mr is sporting there.
ReplyDelete"Frustrating" relationship with Kellen Lutz that left her pent up sexually? That sounds like a bit of a reveal Enty.
ReplyDeletein my house, sex is healthy in a PRIVATE setting. you don't give blow jobs under restaurant tables and you don't dry hump your latest screw, on the beach, in front of other people. trash.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Trashy.
ReplyDeleteI give this relationship 4 months. Someone is going to not feel the 'sexy' and find it elsewhere. Given the motivation for publicity, it won't take long to find out.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is him, she's trying so hard I'm getting sympathy pains.
I like the subtle "Kellan Lutz is gay" remark in this post...*L*
ReplyDeleteThese pictures are just weird though. Weird and trashy.
A few things:
ReplyDeleteA friend always told me when a couple is putting on a show in public ain't nothin' going on in private.
Two. Only lowlifes would do this on a public beach in front of his children. If I'm their mother I'm in the lawyers office already.
And about that "frustrating" relationship with Kellan Lutz? I barely know who he is but even I get the inference.
I think the fact of Kellan Lutz's gayness is right up there with Tommy Boy and Jake Gyllenhaal. Among so many others.
ReplyDelete@Aoife - love it!
ReplyDeleteI think she's closer in age to his daughter than she is to him. Honestly.
ReplyDeleteDidn't someone mentioned in here that supposedly Ted C. indicated that Kellan Lutz was straight?
ReplyDeleteWhich I always felt that was not true.
Ew.
ReplyDeleteBut grosser still, why is that little girl taking pictures? Ew ew ew!
Where is Child Protection Services when you need them?!? Sick, sick, sick
ReplyDeletedoes his last name remind anyone else of Purell hand sanitizer? Oh, and I'm sure they were just demonstrating proper lifesaving/CPR maneuvers...
ReplyDeleteThis kid is going to be a hit come show and tell time at school.
ReplyDeleteNot a good way to have family day at the beach.
Funny how he is sunburned and she looks like the underbelly of a trout.
ReplyDeleteI would agree that I was uncomfortable looking at those photos, I would not want to see any kid put in that situation.
ReplyDeleteGod, I used to love this man...he's so pretty.
ReplyDeleteNow, totally grossed out.
Eh, I think they were just horsing around. But I'm biased, because she amuses the heck out of me.
ReplyDeletewhere is his sunscreen???
ReplyDeletehuh. wow.
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