17 Year Old Dakota Fanning Wants You To Have The Best Sex Ever And Teaches You A Sex Trick
Ahh, the cover of a Cosmopolitan Magazine. Let me tell you a little story. For many of you, you have never known a world that did not have a box on top of your television, but back in the day there was a kind of cable that came through your television without any fancy digital boxes. The problem was though that the photo was scrambled, so you kind of had to play with dial and be prepared to watch your movies sideways. You were also never quite sure if you were looking at a naked breast or the sunlight. In that scrambled kind of world, everything kind of looked the same which is where a great imagination came into play. If you did not have a great imagination you could read your mother's Cosmo. You would have thought by now that Cosmo readers would have learned everything there is to know about reaching orgasm and finding the right way to please their guy and everything a man could possibly think. I think about food and booze and how miserable this diet is making me feel. If I did not live in the basement I might think about sex, but what woman in their right mind wants to come hang out on a futon in the basement of his parent's home.
