Today's Blind Items
#1 - This recently married male singer says all the right things about his wife and marriage but I wonder if he told her about the sex he had with that red haired woman two nights before he got married.
#2 - What do you do if you are the daughter of a billionaire and have a thing for a jackass of a reality star who is not married but close enough? You offer him $50K to spend the night and the only thing he says is that it needs to be cash so the family does not find out.
1. Buble
ReplyDelete2. I'm still working on it. Russell Hantz is married, so not him (and I can't imagine anyone wanting to sleep with him)
1 Buble
ReplyDelete2 I can't make this one out. Is the father offering the money or the daughter?
what the heck was buble on when he sang on SNL?
ReplyDelete1- Russell Brand
ReplyDelete2 - Daughter of a billionaire? Ther's Ekatrina Rybolovleva who paid $80M for an NYC pad. She's 22. Or what about those Ecclestone wannabes who bought the Spelling mansion?
2. Scott Disick
ReplyDelete@Ms. Cool - I was thinking the same thing!
ReplyDeleteCocaine, obviously. ;)
ReplyDeleteI think alecbaby got #2. Though the Family would probably react by demanding an extra $50k and rights to the videotape.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be him. The family is the Kardashians. Don't know who the billionaire's daughter is though
ReplyDeleteAgree with @alecbaby for #2. I can't really figure out WHY he'd do it though. Can't be the $$$..
ReplyDeleteYou don't chalk it up to nerves - Buble I mean...I did notice something was going on
ReplyDelete#1 Bauble
ReplyDelete#2 Petra Ecclestone and Scott Disick
Petra is married, no? I would think the blind would include if the billionaire's daughter was married.
ReplyDeleteAgree with alecbaby - good call!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't Buble have an alcohol problem?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Buble seems completely off his rocker on SNL!!
ReplyDeleteDang that's right, Petra either just got or is getting married. Oh man! I thought I finally solved one. Nope still a loser.
ReplyDeleteBuble forgot lyrics, his timing was off, he smiled at weird moments and WTF was he looking at on the ceiling?
ReplyDelete@Sherry - Maybe you did! There's another Ecclestone daughter. Her name is Tamara and she's even worse than Petra.
ReplyDeleteI took no. 2 as being one of the guys from Jackass. I have no idea what any of their family situations are like.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if Buble has an alcohol or drug problem, I just said cocaine because Jimmy said he was doing cocaine in the monologue. I FF through his performances.
ReplyDeleteIt could be that Tamara. Someone was trying to blackmail her about a releationship recently. (just found that out searching her name)
ReplyDeleteIf it's Scott, PimpMama Kris is probably fine with the gig so long as she gets her 15%.
ReplyDelete1. I think it's Russell Brand
ReplyDelete2. Johnny Knoxville. The Jackass bit gave it away. No clue on the chick, though.
Perhaps Buble was a bit thrown by some in attendance? His ex, Emily Blunt, and hubby John Krasinski, were seen at the show along with Will Arnett.
ReplyDeleteIf #1 is Russell Brand, then is "that red haired woman" Rhianna? Wasn't there some drama involving Rhianna and Katy Perry right before the wedding?
ReplyDelete^Good one Peabee - never thought of it before!
ReplyDeleteRussel Brand is hardly a male singer, is he? I would say he is a comedian that sang a song or two in a movie?
ReplyDeleteDidn't he start his career as a rocker?
ReplyDeleteNo, he was a radio show host. And according to wiki he has done a cover of a Beatles song, and that is about it.
ReplyDeleteThen I mistook all those characters he plays in movies for reality! Thanks linnea!
ReplyDeleteHaha, I can see why you would... He does seem like a natural!
ReplyDeleteBuble fo sho
ReplyDelete1. Buble
ReplyDelete2. I thought this was Johnny Knoxville, but he's married. I don't know that any of the other Jackasses would have enough name recognition for this to be interesting.
It's not one of the guys from Jackass. Enty uses the term Jackass all the time. For a long time he had a series of Jackass blind items, which are about jackass-y behavior, rather than any of the Jackass crew. Scott Disick? Huge jackass. And "the family" is the Kunt! family, obvi.
ReplyDeleteBtw if I'm the daughter of a billionaire, I can think of better ways to shit away $50K than a night with Scott Disick *deep shudder*
1. Robin Thicke
ReplyDelete2. Pecca E. and Kris Humphries
What about Nick Lachey for #1??
ReplyDelete1. Nick Lachay
ReplyDelete2. Johnny Knoxville & Tamara Eccelstone
2. Bam Margera or Steve-O are really the only other Jackasses with name recognition other than Johnny Knoxville.
ReplyDeleteNo. 2 is probably Scott Disick and Ekaterina Rybolovleva, the 22-year-old daughter of Russian billionaire Dmitriy Rybolovlev. She just bought a condo in New York: http://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/billionaire-s-daughter-pays-record-sum-for-nyc-pad.html
ReplyDelete#2 Petra Ecclestone and Brody Jenner. They were spotted leaving Voyeur nightclub together in September when Brody's girlfriend Avril Lavigne was on tour.
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