After looking all over the world Tom Cruise has finally done it. He has found a celebrity who is shorter than him. It all happened last night at the Mission Impossible premiere in London, Tom was joined on the red carpet by the hosts of one of the best shows on television, Top Gear. If you have not watched it, you need to do so. Anyway, Richard Hammond, who is one of the hosts of the show posed next to Tom Cruise and guess what? He was shorter than Tom. Look at the smile on Tom's face. It is like he discovered Logo went from PG to XXX overnight. Have you ever seen him happier? If he had a couch he would jump up and down on it. He probably feels like he is in Gulliver's Travels. Richard Hammond is on the right and is 6'5".
the man on the right isn't Richard Hammond. He' called - no: not "The Stig" - Jeremy Clarkson.
ReplyDeleteI <3 Jeremy Clarkson! I'm not a car person at all, but I love Top Gear. Isn't Tommy wearing his extra special 4 inch lifts?
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest, if Tom wasn't wearing those fancy lift shoes that he tries to disguise as regular shoes, he would probably be the same height.
ReplyDeleterichard hammond is on the left, jeremy clarkson is on the right :)
ReplyDeleteI think Tommy wears the lifts to give his calves a work out. They're too skinny!
ReplyDeleteBTW, Rotten Tomatoes is giving the new MI 97%!!! I would've never thought that another MI movie would get this kind of reviews.
Will watch for Renner and that Lost dude.
I love Top Gear! I agree that Tom is wearing his lifts and is probably shorter than Richard on the left. Where's Captain Slow, James May?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jessica on this one
ReplyDeleteYes he does look happy doesn't he. He is really as tall as the man on the left and is soon to play a man who is as tall or taller than the man on the right!
ReplyDeleteI am a huge Jack Reacher fan and the mere thought of this gerbil playing him makes me ill.
Wearing sky high lifts must make Tommy boy almost walk on his tippy toes, kinda like wearing high heels.
They're probably the same height if Tom had to take off his lifts.
ReplyDeleteIt's terrible that I've been conditioned to check out his shoes every time I see a Tom Cruise picture now. The brown boots, the black shoes, the white sneakers... I see heels everywhere!
Tommy Boy - such a loser. I never see his movies, simply because I don't find him appealing on any level.
ReplyDelete"I am a huge Jack Reacher fan and the mere thought of this gerbil playing him makes me ill."
ReplyDeleteI am still furious about this. It makes me madder than any movie has since they tried to remake Charade. It's all blasphemy!!!
Ms. Snarky, I agree with you. I haven't seen anything of his since M:I2 and I had to review it for the school paper.
ReplyDeletePoor Richard. I love the guy. While Tom is thrilled with his new "giant man" status, Richard is standing there thinking "Gosh, I knew I was short, but I'm actually shorter than Tom Cruise? Are you KIDDING me???"
ReplyDeleteTom looks like he is standing on his tippy toes!
ReplyDeleteHis pants are kind of bunched up at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteThat's never a good look.
Love Top Gear, love the Hamster!! Hate Tommy. Will see MI for Simon Pegg.
ReplyDeleteDear Tom: The guy who embraces his physical limitations is far sexier than the one who goes to ridiculous lengths to hide them. The Hamster FTW!
ReplyDeleteI love Top Gear!! Great to see Richard and Jeremy on CDaN. Wonder where James May was?
ReplyDeleteI love that Hamster & Jeremy look like they're not really impressed with Tommy Boy. Jeremy did seem to like him when he & Cameron Diaz were on Top Gear (both did very well, as I recall), but it looks like he'd rather be somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteShame Captain Slow isn't in the picture though.
Hilarious post, Enty. :)
ReplyDeleteSlightly OT, but I was watching Jimmy Fallon earlier tonight & he had on Zac Efron who recounted a story about a invitation to Tom's place to ride motorcycles. I wondered if that was some blind item. But my goodness, that boy is beautiful. Zac, I mean.