Russell Brand Takes Off His Wedding Ring

Now that Russell Brand has taken off his wedding ring, which matches a move Katy Perry did earlier this week, I think the last sign we need to officially call their marriage over is a visit by Russell to the bathrobe warehouse. Have you ever seen the place? It has bathrobes and nothing but bathrobes. They are from all over the world and feature different colors and sizes. While wandering through the aisles you see Hef who has his very own VIP section in the warehouse. Various porn stars are usually there to offer selections about what works best on film sets for maximum coverage while also allowing for easy access to fluffers. When Russell was having sex with up to six women a day and giving them a complimentary robe he was one of their best customers, so I am sure they too are awaiting his return to the single life.