Rosie O'Donnell's Engagement Story Gets More Crazy

I always have sucked at math, but this one does not even involve more than a couple of my stubby fingers so I should be able to do this without even setting down my drink. Rosie O'Donnell met her girlfriend in October. Even if you are generous and say they met on October 1st, that was two months and six days ago. This week when Rosie said she got engaged to her girlfriend already I thought it was fast, but hey, Rosie is a fall in love kind of person. No harm in trying to give it your all every time. Yesterday though, Rosie said that she and Michelle Rounds have been engaged for a "couple of months." Umm, so you got engaged a few days after you met? Yeah, this is not going to work out. I want it too, but Rosie just got out of a relationship, jumps right into this one and asks the woman to marry her within a few days. The only other conclusion to draw from all of this is that Rosie actually met Michelle earlier, like when she was still with her ex, but did not want people to think ill of her so went with this story instead.