Random Photos Part Two
The good news about LeAnn Rimes skiing with her husband? No more staged bikini photos.
On the other hand, Mischa Barton is looking healthy and great.
Even Melanie Griffith looks good here. Far enough back you don't see the scars. Antonio always looks good.
This is apparently make me feel like crap day as Marc Jacobs and his ex-boyfriend show off their bodies in St. Barts while
Sylvester Stallone shows off his in his new movie.
Owen Wilson and his son. Are we 100% confirmed on that? I think it is still a tossup.
Rachel Uchitel announced she was pregnant via Twitter.
Sarah Jessica Parker takes one of the twins out while
Matthew Broderick tends to the dog.
Snooki keeps losing weight and wants the whole world to see.
Hum, Snookie looks like what a healthy Xtina Aguilera used to look like!
ReplyDeleteStallone looks horrible! eeek, stop with the illegals man. It's disturbing! Could it be he's the manly-man who got lost in the woods?
And yeah, Marc Jacobs and the bf look beautiful, toned, and lucky on the beach.
stallone's 6 pack looks surgical to me. god, he's creepy.
ReplyDelete^Agreed about Stallone.
ReplyDeleteMarc has a tatoo of Spongebob?!
Snooki is looking very very thin.
What was the blind re: celeb couple and the child with issues? Does Parker/Broderick fit???
ReplyDeleteOMG Marc DOES have a tattoo of Spongebob!!! Good eye RenoBlondee!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is Mr Designer MethHead aquired that little gem whilst torqued outta his mind.
Good to know you can still get massive scary not at all real looking lip injections while pregnant. The more you learn, thanks Rachel Uchitel. Hope your husband cheats on you bitch.
Am I the only one totally weirded out by Matthew (never Matt) Broderick's CLOGS?! Those things are as girly as if he was wearing a tutu around his ankles. Yikes
I saw Antonio on the cover of an AARP magazine while I was at my son's dental checkup yesterday. It was a good interview, and there was one with Melanie, too. (but yeah, sexy Banderas on the cover of AARP made me lol)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Parker/Broderick is the answer to the blind, too?
And I'd feel happy for Snooki if I didnt think she was getting that weight off in an unhealthy way. If she is still drinking hard Jersey Shore style and yet losing all this weight me thinks there is some kinda diet pill/hard drug action happening to assist her along into thin oompa loompa land.
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ReplyDelete@bflogurl I was wondering the same.
ReplyDeleteI think that SJP is usually photographed with both girls at the same time. It's rare to see her with only one of the girls.
ReplyDeleteNevermind, the blind mentioned no TV, and SJP got her start in "Square Pegs", which I watched... and now I'm dating myself ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd PS: Way to keep it klassy Rachel.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rachel Uchitel have affairs with Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz while their wives were pregnant? Karma is a bitch.
ReplyDelete@bflogurl - SJP was in Annie on Broadway, way before Square Pegs.
ReplyDelete@bflogurl dang. I was hoping you had cracked that one.
ReplyDelete@Surfer: I vaguely remember that (though I do recall her being a super homely Annie) but the blind referred to the actress never being on TV, and she did TV before films (and yes, broadway before tv).
ReplyDeleteSnookie has.a.very pretty smile. I think she looks better than jwowwow or whatever her.name is
ReplyDeleteStallone is terrifying looking. We constantly hear about the pressures on women in Hollywood to stay young and beautiful, I'd love for more stories to come out from men who have to stay young and in ridiculous shape.
ReplyDeleteAs for Marc Jacobs, why all the tattoos? Maybe if they were all black and white they'd be ok but there are so many colours....
I thought the test proved it's not Owen's baby...
ReplyDeleteMarc Marc Jewish boys don't get tattoo's
I too thought I had read it was not Owens child. I remember feeling bad for him.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't mean he can't still be fond of the child though. If so, shows he is a real nice guy.
I can see Snooki has lost weight. But when is she going to clean her room???
ReplyDelete@Misch: My sis in law is Jewish and she has tats.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Stallone is scary and needs to just get the paunch and age normally.
Hard to believe that's Snooki (she does look good) and if there is some way you can still party BUT take a pill to lose weight I'd like to know what it is. I could use it.
Yeah, she has been pretty open about her eating disorders in the past, so I hope she is just being healthy and not going down that slippery slope again.
ReplyDelete@misch - some Jews are getting tattoos now. My conservative self is horrified, but I don't like tattoos period. Its fugly. See how they ruin two otherwise hot bodies?
ReplyDeleteSherry - I think I read somewhere not too long ago where Snooki said she was taking a certain diet pill (can't remember the name). Those pills really scare me, cause they can mess with your heart.
ReplyDeleteDamnit Surfer get me the name of those STAT!
ReplyDeleteJust kidding. There are so many "diet pills" on the market sold as supplements that tragically someone gets hurt before the FDA can yank them off the market.
@misch... I'm Jewish and I have tattoos...
ReplyDeleteToo bad there's no pill to give Snooki style or class.
ReplyDeleteSJP may never have been attractive, but as a little girl she was a HELLUVA Annie. Born to play well into the cheap seats.
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ReplyDeleteAre you calling Marc Jacobs a slut by referring to his new porn star Brazilian boyfriend as his ex or implying he can't make a relationship work?
ReplyDeleteUgh, those tats ruin an otherwise hot bod.
ReplyDelete@Bubbles - That IS his ex bf Lorenzo Martone.
ReplyDeleteUm, if that's what Marc Jacobs chooses to put on his body, I'm not likely to wear his clothes. My god, he looks like a rockabilly chick.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about the tattoos, the guy looks HOT! Who would've thought he looks like this without his clothes? With clothes on he looks skinny, almost sickly.
ReplyDelete@zeldafitzgerald- Made me spit out my tea at the 'rockabilly chick' comment. Very true. My personal favorite tattoo of his, is the couch he has above his hip.
ReplyDeleteI think good tattoos make a hot body look even hotter. Please note that I specified "good" tattoos. MJ's are a little bit scattered, especially for a dude, but they're alright. It could be a lot worse.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, there is an awful lot of male beauty in that picture *sigh*.
Matthew Brodericks shoes just outted him.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Maja. However, if people don't age well, tattoos are gross. I used to be a tour leader for a company catering to the +60 set, and I saw some fugly, saggy tatts on the men, all from their military service days.
ReplyDeleteMarc Jacobs looks like he has some sort of penis support in his trunks to make it pop a bit more.
@Beth, yeah, they're called balls.
ReplyDeleteHe wishes!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking some less organic support. I don't think his trunks are meant to look baggy in the front.
I think Snooki looks a bit too much like Celine Dion there. Her chin looks awfully pointy
ReplyDeleteDidn't Marc Jacobs used to be fat? I agree with others here that, in most cases, tattoos just detract from one's appearance.
ReplyDeleteI say "most cases" cuz a female friend of mine is heavily tattooed but they are all WELL done, truly works of art done by the top tattoo artist in San Francisco. So in her case, it even enhances her appearance.
Am I the only one certain that Snookie has a giant pink penis behind her in that shot?
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