Elizabeth Olsen has done it. She has finally mastered her sisters' ability to smile without really ever smiling.
Ali Larter teaches Jessica Alba how to do the macarena.
Jessica Biel and Karl Lagerfeld do not seem amused at the dress lifting on a German television show.
Dirk Nowitzki loved it. Does Jessica Biel look drunk to you?
Someone who did get drunk on television this weekend was Alesha Dixon who is one of the judges on the UK version of Dancing With The Stars. Yes, that is wine and yes, she drank it all.
I almost did not recognize Jennifer Westfeldt. I am so used to seeing her clinging for life to Jon Hamm.
"See, we kiss. We are still in love and happily married." Uh huh.
This probably should have been the top photo. Laura Dern and David Lynch have made some great movies.
Michelle Trachtenberg has not made as many great movies.
Mickey Rourke sees Phoebe Price and runs for his life.
Ali Larter teaches Jessica Alba how to do the macarena.
Jessica Biel and Karl Lagerfeld do not seem amused at the dress lifting on a German television show.
Dirk Nowitzki loved it. Does Jessica Biel look drunk to you?
Someone who did get drunk on television this weekend was Alesha Dixon who is one of the judges on the UK version of Dancing With The Stars. Yes, that is wine and yes, she drank it all.
I almost did not recognize Jennifer Westfeldt. I am so used to seeing her clinging for life to Jon Hamm.
"See, we kiss. We are still in love and happily married." Uh huh.
This probably should have been the top photo. Laura Dern and David Lynch have made some great movies.
Michelle Trachtenberg has not made as many great movies.
Mickey Rourke sees Phoebe Price and runs for his life.
Jessica Biel is probably feeling left out because she doesn't speak German. (Also, having watched far too much German TV, I can tell you that what they find funny on talk shows is not always what English speakers find funny.)
ReplyDeleteWTH is Alesha Dixon a judge on Strictly Come Dancing? That's like if Mya became a judge after being on DWTS.
Oh those drunken show pictures are hilarious. Jessica Biel later fired her managers for booking her the gigs :)
ReplyDeleteLove Laura Dern, but haven't watched yet her new show Enlightened. Don't know if it's any good.
Siiiigh, love Dirk. I still see a pile of kittens and puppies on rainbows when I see him :) Great basketball player and a genuinely nice person.
ReplyDeleteI really can't stand Lagerfeld. He's just such an asshole.
ReplyDeleteRQ! RocketBaby coming soon??
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Lagerfeld is an a-hole of notorious proportions.
*wonders why Ent doesn't put Dlisted on his links*
ReplyDeleteI've actually wondered that for a while now, since MK is cool enough to list Ent's blinds.
Ent having a Phoebe Price tag, though. Yeah that is COMPLETELY an MK thing.
Credit where it's due crazy lawyer guy ;)
I am just happy you posted a pic of Katy Perry looking away from the camera.
ReplyDeleteBiel looks miserable.
LOL@Mickey R. running away from Phoebe Price. The other guy looks like he is screaming "Eeekkkk" at her LOL.
ReplyDeleteOMG..new reality show...."Drinking with the Stars"....this one is DO-ABLE, folks.
ReplyDeleteIf I had Jon Hamm as my partner, I'd be clinging to him all the time too. He's very cling worthy.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to get a body language expert commenting on the Katy Perry/Russell Brand photo. What's up with the hand holding, almost putting distance between them?
I love KP's hair, though.
the big ole geek w/ the olsen sister is freaking me out.
ReplyDeleteMickey is trying to save himself and his pooch. Don't blame him one bit.
ReplyDeleteDirk seems like such a doll.
They serve liquor on German talk shows? That's my kind of must see TV. Sign me up!
Katy and Russell will probably pull the plug after the holidays. Her family is pretty religious and I am sure they will be appalled at the idea of divorce and it would ruin their x-mas.
ReplyDeleteYou guys really think they are headed for splitsville?
ReplyDeleteI don't care what a freak Micky Rourke is--his devotion to his chihuahuas is enough to make me love him! :-)
ReplyDeleteDavid Lynch and Laura Dern Have made some great movies. Blue Velvet is my fifth favorite movie ever.
ReplyDeleteNow if they would only make another one. Or even he just made one without her - Just make another damn movie David.
I thought the same thing about the Katy/Russell body language thing. Its hard to say if its readable since the whole thing is for the cameras but the hands look very... hostile.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Elizabeth Olsen is shy.
ReplyDeleteAnother Lynch movie, yes please.
lol Jason - I love how specific you are with "fifth favourite" ;)
ReplyDeleteGah! I HATE the closed-mouth, smirky smile that Elizabeth O and Jennifer W are working! Elizabeth looks just like her evil troll sisters when she does that, and she is SO MUCH PRETTIER than that. And who's that gigantic doofus next to her?
ReplyDelete@Beth Alesha won Strictly Come Dancing (the UK's version of Dancing With The Stars) a few years ago. There was then controversy when she was brought in to replace the only female judge on the panel (who was deemed to be too old).
ReplyDeleteBruno Tonioli is agog at Alesha's guzzling. "Hey, save some for me, you simmering pot-pourri of sensuality!"
ReplyDeleteKaty and Russell look like they hate each other. It's really awkward.
ReplyDelete@Robert - His expression is hilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteRussell was on Ellen yesterday & was VERY gushy about how perfectly ok their marriage was. Then he went and said it. He said something along the lines of that they'd be married for eternity and I yelled "NOOOOooooooooo!" at my television. That's the kiss of death right there, amiright?
I have heard Enlightened is very good from several people.
*wonders why Ent doesn't put Dlisted on his links*
ReplyDeleteHas Enty updated the links once in the last 3 years?
Jessica Biel has stone-face because she's trying to hide the fact that she wants to get up under that skirt.
Anybody else watching David Lynch interviews? You can get updates if you follow him on Facebook. Good stuff! He's doing Germany now. You can turn on subtitles to understand. Enjoy!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if Jessica Biel was drunk, but I wouldn't be surprised if Til Schweiger sitting next to her was drunk off his ass again. That lush. And Dirk Nowitzki should lay off the tooth bleach. He looks ridiculous. Just like Ross Gellar in 'Friends'.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you forgot to mention that Mickey Rourke is a woman beater, Enty. You know that I am such a hater of domestic violence and that I will constantly bring it up if someone does something like that. Just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteLove the Jessica Alba and Ali Larter pics. Two hot women smiling. Good Stuff!! Also like Laura Dern. Hope she is doing better after the "unpleasantness."
ReplyDelete@Mooshki - No! A lot of them are broken, too or go to blogs that don't exist. I don't really care b/c it's not my blog, but the OCD nature in me wants to fix them. :)
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