Bradley Cooper and his mother head off to play some tennis. She is certainly dressed for it.
Have you watched Claire Danes in Homeland? You need to. Incredible show.
The Beckhams return to London. Maybe for good.
Jennifer Garner and her daughter have matching glasses.
Dolly Parton has the best surgeon and makeup team in the world. She has not aged in 20 years.
Jennifer Hudson looks skinnier than ever here, but
this was taken last night too and maybe it was the angle of the first photo. Here she is with Mary J Blige and Kelly Clarkson. This probably should have been the top spot.
Josh Hartnett and his girlfriend.
Jennifer Lopez takes Casper out shopping. She even let him drive her car. Hopefully she bought him something for being her chauffeur.
Also enjoying some shopping were Jason Statham and Rosie.
This is the strangest outfit from Katie Holmes. It looks like she is off to change oil later. Plus, in the back, she left the fabric unzipped. It was like something Suri tried to make herself.
They're freaks. Of course Suri made it. She's an AMAZING fashion designer! After her miraculous birth she turned her placenta into a pair of edible panties for Tommy Girl. She's amazing!!
ReplyDeleteOMG Vicki - that was hysterical (and gross at the same time)!
ReplyDeleteJennifer looks good in both pictures. The top one looks skinnier because of the "corsage" look. Narrows down your waist by a few inches.
ReplyDeleteNow honestly, Statham and Rosie do NOT look happy shopping. At all.
So is Bradley a mama's boy???
ReplyDeleteHomeland is a great show. I think the finale was last night.
Dolly should have stopped with the plastic surgeon.
I really can't stand JLo's new baby.
Rosie might be cute but she is a lousy actress.
Omg I LOVE Jennifer Hudson's dress in the second pic! I know there are rumors that she lost the weight thru surgery, but still, she looks healthy and great. But she shouldn't lose any more.
ReplyDeleteI actually quite like that knitted scarfy shawly thing Bradley Cooper's mother is wearing.
JLo, ixnay on the jeggings.
Vicki, placenta panties...eeeuuuuw ...and lol!
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize how short Kelly Clarkson is, dayum that tiny thing can belt out a song.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand J-Lo or J-Hud, both just grind on my last nerve.
homeland is awesome and i dont even like CD, but i totally do now-she won me over (that and Temple Grandin)
ReplyDeleteWith those heels and that coat on Suri, it looks like Tom's leaving with an twin Olson sister or a little old lady on his shoulder.
ReplyDeleteIf you can't see that Dolly HAS aged, Enty, you need new glasses.
ReplyDeleteDolly has entered the Joan Rivers as the Joker territory. I think she looks terrible.
ReplyDeleteMary J. Blige is hot in the white dress.
Why is Suri still being carried?
BOLD move, Enty, putting Josh Hartnett, the Cruises and little Suri all in the same thread! #loveit
ReplyDelete@ Little Miss Smoke & Mirrors-
ReplyDeleteOne the conspiracy theories about Suri is that Chris Klein is her biological dad...not Josh Hartnett (the other theory is that L.Ron Hubbard is her real father through IVF). Unless I am the clueless one who is missing something here?
Statham and Rosie look like father and daughter last minute shopping to get a present for mum.
ReplyDeletere: Bradley Cooper - those are are racquetball racquets ENT, inside sport.
ReplyDeleteOh and dear little Suri is wearing fur. Uuuugh. I sure do hope I'm wrong and she turns out to be a great kid!
I don't care what Dolly Parton looks like, I love her and she is my hero. And she'll be the first to tell you that she has had tons of surgery anyway...*L*
ReplyDeleteKids Suri's age don't need to be wearing heels yet. And fur! (even faux... I don't know. Just not a fan of kids looking too much like grown-ups).
ReplyDeleteI realy like those Barbarella boots Jhud is wearing. And yes MHB is looking wonderful. Perhaps any one of those ladies should have consulted Katie. That outfit is positively atrocious!
ReplyDeleteAs usual Cupper has caused me to spit out my beer with her hilarious comment.
"Dolly Parton has the best surgeon and makeup team in the world."
ReplyDeleteYou have GOT to be kidding me. I saw a trailer for her new movie, and she is in Jocelyn Wildenstein territory!
Whoever said J.Hudson has Star Jones face was SO right. Also, does it look like her feet are on backwards?
Statham may look unhappy because he really hates getting papped.
Missjenny619, Katie hooked up with Josh post-Chris Klein and pre-Tommy Boy. The timing would be right for him to be her baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteSuris has more potential daddies than most of the people on Maury.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I'm loving Jennifer's first dress. It's not ugly, but something's off. Maybe it's just the camera angle. LOVE the second dress. And Mary is one of those people who can really pull off white any time of the year.
ReplyDeleteShe's not everyone favorite, but I admire Jennifer. To have been through so much and to maintain a high-profile career while raising a child and seemingly maintaining her sanity--I tip my hat to her.
@MissJenny - Katie dated Josh Hartnett for a short period between the time she and Klein broke up and the time she was engaged/married to Cruise. Most people have forgotten because it was so brief, but I have not forgotten.
ReplyDeleteReally? Dolly looks good? Her face is so distorted, it's just so awful.
ReplyDeleteAs for carrying Suri, what we don't see are the hudreds of photographers swarming around them. It must be upsetting.
As for Bradley's mother not being dressed for racquetball, do you think maybe there's a change room there? Or should she have changed in the car?
As for Jason Statham (so hot) looking unhappy, who here smiles 100% of the time? Or he's unhappy because he's missing me. That's likely it.
Homeland is a stupendous show--I love Claire Danes in it (hard to remember that she's not from the US--her accent is perfect, even when she's portraying a character in the depth of turmoil). I also love Mandy Pantinkin in everything he does, and this show is no exception. Not so crazy about the guy who plays Brody, but that's ok. He does a decent enough job and the rest of the cast works so well that it's easy to ignore the fact that he kind of irritates me. He was in Band of Brothers, too, and his brand of ginge is not for me, thanks.
ReplyDeleteWTF, Gladys?? Damian Lewis irritates you?! Bite your tongue! He is fantastic and amazing and I wish he was in everything. Sigh. I love hom.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Claire Danes is from New York. She isn't foreign.
*him, not hom.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, I'm agreeing with Texshan! Damian Lewis is awesome! To each their own, I guess. :)
ReplyDeleteYup, Damian Lewis is FAB in this and I feel in love during Life!
ReplyDeleteand I normally loathe Claire Danes but she's good in this. Really good actually.
Kelly Clarkson looks fab. Good for her!! Would love to hear MJB, J. Hud and Kelly belt out a power ballade together.
ReplyDeleteJ. Lo's outfit is awful.
I love the Beckhams.
I bet JBlow marries Casper by the Valentine's Day 2012. She's due for another walk down the aisle.
ReplyDeleteNot only is Dolly Wildenstein-esque, she's too damn skinny!
ReplyDeleteYes! Homeland is fantastic I could be dead tired but I make it through every episode at the edge of my seat.
ReplyDeleteNever liked Claire Danes but now I do and will probably give more of her work a chance. Only actor that irritates me though is Brody's wife.
But I can see how Glady's could get irritated by the Brody Character...that's what you meant right?
Waiting impatiently for Homeland to hit UK. LOVE Damian Lewis to the maximum, one of the best actors of many his generation.
ReplyDeleteJHud looks great, however she got there.
Black carseat for Baby Beckham-so Posh
ReplyDeleteI have never seen Homeland but Damien Lewis was positively evil in The Forsyte Saga. It's hard to think of him any other way.
ReplyDeleteOooh, J-Hud's 2nd looks is WAAAYYY better.
ReplyDeleteCan JBlow be seen driving anything other than a Fiat? Isn't there a contract or something about that?
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