Reese Witherspoon heads off to yoga class yesterday.
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Shakira chopped off all her hair. Like it?
Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas are on Graham Norton this week. Salma said on the show she got her large breasts after dipping her hands in holy water and praying for them.
Scout Willis makes her mark in the modeling world by showing her naked butt.
Tom Cruise in Dubai and
has apparently taught Paula Patton the knee buckle and slouch move.
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Reader Photo #2
Shakira chopped off all her hair. Like it?
Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas are on Graham Norton this week. Salma said on the show she got her large breasts after dipping her hands in holy water and praying for them.
Scout Willis makes her mark in the modeling world by showing her naked butt.
Tom Cruise in Dubai and
has apparently taught Paula Patton the knee buckle and slouch move.
Hello Pretty readers! beautiful eyes, and cookie costumer who are you?
ReplyDeleteI see Tommy's botox has settled in nicely, although at times, he is starting to look like one of the Desperate Housewives.
Them Willis girls, all I can do is shake my head.
I'd rather look at her ass cheeks than her face.
ReplyDeleteReader #2, where are you? Guinness is the shit!!!
LOL at Salma. I like that sort of humor.
ReplyDeleteThe readers are being cheeky, too! Sharks and beer, I love it!
of course Salma, that and the implants..
ReplyDeletedear reese, leggings are not pants. kthxbai.
ReplyDeletehi readers!
shakira is so cute and i love her, but seriously, warm skin tones and cool make-up colors are not a good mix. ever.
i could do w/o a flash of willis spawn ass, thankyouverymuch.
Reader #2, are you in the bar at the top of the Guinness Brewery in Dublin? I was there in 2010--delicious beer, beautiful view!
ReplyDeleteHi readers!
ReplyDeleteAh, breasts. I remember doing those "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" exercises that were in "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret" when I was about 11. When I hit 14 my breasts BLEW UP and I had a reduction about 12 years ago. I've always secretly blamed Judy Blume ;)
RQ-LOL! I too prayed for breasts but God hates me and I didn't get them until I went through menopause.
ReplyDeleteYou know they paid the crowd $3 each to go see Tom "Kaun" (they had zero idea who he was according to Michael K).
I actually think Tom looks all right there.
ReplyDelete...I'm still praying for breasts... at 38!
ReplyDeleteHA RQ, same here. Almost flat until I was 16, then a reduction at 21. I was even teased for being flat-chested for a while. Irony! lol
ReplyDeleteBTW apparently that's Rumor (Rumur?) modeling...
Looks like Reader number 2 is indeed at the Guinness Storehouse in my hometown :)
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good time!
Yesterday I was watching ET and they were showing an interview of Gay Cruise. At first I wasn't sure so when they went back to him again I was like "shit" he had work done on his face. Not a single wrinkle and I think he also did a nose job it does not look weird like it did before LOL.
ReplyDeleteDon't TomKat go to Brazil for their plastic surgery, it looks like he went there before he started filming MI, which I will see because Sawyer(Josh Holloway) is in it!! and he looks smokin hot!!
ReplyDeleteI had to pay big bucks for my boobs.... Should have done a Salma.
ReplyDeleteLOL Rocketqueen: Loved that book so much. My girlfriends and I formed our own PTS club. Thanks for the memories.
ReplyDeleteI am still praying for mine, too. They can come in at 30, right?
ReplyDeleteReader #2 - Wow. you have Toni Colette eyes. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteShakira looks like Diana Agron now.
Poor Willis spawn, the bareassed look just isn't good for everyone.
ReplyDeleteKerri, I believe Salma got hers the same way. There are before and after pictures around. I think there are some on goodplasticsurgery.com.
ReplyDeleteTom had a nose job a very long time ago -- maybe in the early to mid 90s. If his nose is looking different, he went back for seconds.
Ha Sherry! I am glad that I am not the only one whose boobs grew after menopause. I'm up to a C cup now when I was always a B. I even weigh the same I have always weighed.
ReplyDeletePhew what a relief! I've been wondering what the hell has been going on with the boobs! Nothing fits, I need to go to get fitted.
ReplyDeleteboobies. i finally lost some of my oversized ones. took 100 lbs, but they still hang low. damn.
ReplyDeletei have the hiccups something terrible, bare with me.
can't even look at tommy boy anymre. won't see the movie. anybody else notice how long it's been since he starred in a movie?
and the willis girls. what can i say?
My boobs didn't grow until college. I joked that they were filled with beer from all the drinking I did. It was funny, though, to see all the boys that shunned me in high school suddenly become interested after they came in.
ReplyDeleteThose are harsh colours on Shakira. I also thought it was a rough looking Diana Agron (sp?).
ReplyDeleteTom has definitely had bits of work done through the years. He's had good work done, though.
Last night I was watching tv and an old man was on. He was probably in his 70s and very wrinkled but he looked right. I'm scared to think what's going to happen in 20 years when plastic surgery is even more mainstream. How weird are people going to look?
Thanks all for the kind words....yes, that was the top of the Guinness Storehouse taken about 7 wks ago...fantastic time.
ReplyDeleteI am Reader #2. :)
What the hell is Scout Willis advertising with her bare ass? Shakira reminds me of Marla Maples in that photo.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise looks much better though. Saw an interview with him and he looks great! Paula Patton tries too hard (I used to like her).
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By the way, Salma said she doesn't get gray hair because she willed it to never happen. Everytime she "feels" a gray hair come in, she yells at it to stop.
ReplyDeleteWe have such beautiful readers...LE SIGH!
Reader #1 that shark costume is TOO hilarious! So is Reader #2's Guiness Head :-P
ReplyDeleteReader # 1 reminds me of the Land Shark on the old SNL.
ReplyDeleteShakira looks like an exhausted Katherine Heigl there.
lets be honest, the willis girls best shot at fame is NOT with their faces. but they do have good figures. play to your strengths.
ReplyDeleteSalma is such a LIAR. She totally bought her boobs! AND her nose too!
ReplyDeleteScout Willis is so fucking heinous. Who the hell would want to photograph her?
I like Shakira's cut, but the color is too yellow.
Lutefisk, I think she's advertising assless chaps?
ReplyDeleteHi Readers! ;)
ReplyDeleteI like Shakira's hair!
Are they STILL promoting "Pussy Boots*"? (*How Salma said she pronounced the movie, at first).