Raise Your Hand If You Would Rent A Home To Courtney Love
You know what I would really love to see. Pete Doherty and Courtney Love sharing a place to live. Pete Doherty still holds the record for all-time worst celebrity tenant, but Courtney Love is right there with him. I actually think it would be a pretty good reality show of the pair of them. It would have to be on HBO or some other network where they could show drug use and boozing and random nudity, but I think it would be good. 24/7 Pete & Courtney. Now that is a brilliant show.
Anyway, Courtney has been renting a place for the past ten months in New York City. She is now being evicted. She owes $55K in back rent and has caused $100K in damage including a fire that Courtney tried to cover up. Courtney also changed all the interior despite being told not to. The owner found out when she had photos taken prior to listing the place for sale.
The house had been called a work of art which Courtney ruined with her decorations and 3am painting after being up for four days straight on something. I imagine that if Courtney was contacted about it she would say, "It's a conspiracy. I was looking for Kurt's money in the walls."
Gross. I wouldn't even let her shake my hand let alone live my house.
ReplyDeleteCourtney has gone around the bend. I don't know if she'll ever get straightened out.
ReplyDeleteI have a really good idea for wealthy people; BUY YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE! Why the hell would you rent? Makes no sense to me, not when you want to make interior changes.
ReplyDeleteYou know, if your name wasn't Courtney Love, and you acted and looked like this in public, you would be admitted into psychiatric ward without an end date.
ReplyDeleteThat woman has completely fried her brain cells, is able to function only on the many prescribed and illegal drugs she takes. And find her life just all over sad. Can she really go on like this until she's 80?
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ReplyDeleteAgree with Tempestuous Grape. The article says the rent is $27,000-a-month and Courtney has paid 8 months. That's $216,000 folks. You can buy a really nice house with that money.
ReplyDeleteWhy use a horrid and shopped photo from the last decade to ilustrate the news when I'm sure entie can choose between a huge ton of more recent and awful photos of this woman?
Hell no. Our relatives who are a family of four with two boys under 10 yrs old with three dogs, a cat, and every bird, reptile, insect and rodent for a pet living in our rental have got to be FAR cleaner than this disgusting human would likely be. And they can only pay rent half the time, which I imagine is also better than what we'd get outta Courtney.
ReplyDeleteOkay, how do you end up with your lips looking like that? Bite them in a meth-induced frenzy, I suppose?
ReplyDelete@Figgy - It's the glassy eyes that worry me more: No living soul ever had such dead eyes.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a high rent crack house. I make it a point to not feel sorry for landlords, but this guy/girl should have seen it coming.
ReplyDeleteThose lips are more disturbing than Taylor Armstrong's!
ReplyDeletePrince is a pretty terrible tenant, too, from what I recall reading. Remember that house he rented in California, painted an ungodly pattern, tore apart to build-on without permission then never finished, and then skipped out without paying?
ReplyDeleteMy eyes! My EYES!
ReplyDeleteChrist on a cracker. That picture should be banned.
And if you rent to Courtney Love, you sir, are an asshole.
Let's face it Courtney is obviously mentally ill. She needs meds but probably doesn't take the right ones. But yeah, she's a bagful 'o crazy!
ReplyDeleteI would turn cable back on if she and Doherty had a reality show!
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ReplyDeleteI'm Not A Celebrity Hamster would be the name. It would make a mint, for a couple of seasons.
ReplyDeleteShe is just off. Even in NYC that's a lot of bread for a residence. Putting aside the fire (well, if we focus real hard we can put it aside for the moment, since we don't own the building) she deliberately selected an artistically significant building, agreed not to alter its contents and then put up *wallpaper*???? and *painted*? This is someone who reaches out and hurts anyone in her path. Maybe they should re-visit Kurt's "suicide." Didn't witnesses say she touched up her lipstick before the police got there?
ReplyDeleteGetting back to the fire -- remember in that neighborh houses are attached, so she put her neighbors in danger as well. It's a really good thing her daughter was taken away from her -- she's just a danger to herself and people around her.