Wednesday, December 28, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

Which former teen-star-turned-hunk had to do some quick thinking when his mom called to say she was driving over to tidy up his Hollywood home? The mama’s boy, who was head­ing out of town when he received the last-minute call, quickly dialed his manager to go wake up and get rid of two naked girls who were fast asleep in his bed!


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16 comments:

  1. MrsLuna9:56 AM

    Shia LeBeouf

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  2. Jasmine10:11 AM

    Shia LeBeouf's scrawny angry hipster ass has about as much sexual magnetism and prowess as a stalk of celery wearing a speedo.

    If this is him, all limp vegetables are going to be so happy, because their chance as the next 'hunk' just got a whole lot better.

    I'm looking at you Chace Crawford.

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  3. joymama10:18 AM

    Taylor Lautner.

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  4. AngusParvo10:22 AM

    Mom's a nosy little busybody isn't she? "Cleaning up" is just an excuse, surely this guy can afford a housekeeper. Need to change the locks and tell mom thanks but no thanks on the maid services.

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  5. The Bitch Next Door10:23 AM

    Grow a pair and tell Mommie NO !!! Once you're living on your own parents can no longer call the shots.

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  6. timebob 10:26 AM

    Zac Efron.

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  7. Rita10:33 AM

    Jake Gyllenhaal? But that would've been Two naked men...

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  8. Jennifer H.10:34 AM

    Taylor Lautner's people doing damage control. Of course the "blind" part kind of wrecks that theory, I guess. I'm just disturbed by the idea that Shia can find two women to have sex with him, especially at the same time.

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  9. ablake10:49 AM

    I'm with timebob, Efron immediately came to mind.

    And before it is stated that 'we all know he's gay', I would like to state for the record that I never bought that rumor. According to people like Ted C every attractive guy in HW is gay.
    I think Brad Pitt dispells that theory quite nicely. I can see Efron taking advantage of being young,famous,pretty and rich.

    I can see him being a momma's boy, though.

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  10. Cecilia0011:31 AM

    Timberlake. Known as a huge Mamas Boy, admittedly

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  11. Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors11:34 AM

    JT.

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  12. Rita11:58 AM

    I'm with LMSM - Justin Timberlake is one big momma's boy!

    But who are the 2 twitts sleeping in his bed? Can he truly get 2 women?

    If Lil' Wayne can, why not then JT. I guess.

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  13. Cheryl12:02 PM

    I'm laughing at all the mama's boy types in the comments. Of all the one's listed, I'm thinking only Zac or Timberlake could get two girls in his bed.

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  14. zebra socks12:55 PM

    JT. Biel and her girlfriend.

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  15. Sherry2:57 PM

    Oh Zebra, at first I thought why would JT need to hide Biel, certainly his mom knows they are dating but then I finally woke up..Excellent answer!

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  16. Anonymous9:25 AM

    Mario Lopez

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