National Enquirer Blind Item
WHICH Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he’s filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married – but that hasn’t slowed this fella’s libido one bit!
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ReplyDeleteMichael Kaine
ReplyDeleteWoody Allen?
ReplyDeletemichael caine? robert duvall? clint eastwood?
ReplyDeleteand he's right!
^I like the Robert Duval guess! He always sounds like a horny old man whenever interviewed!
ReplyDeleteBurt Reynolds?
ReplyDeleteClint and Robert are in their 80's. Michael is 78. Woody 76.
ReplyDeleteSo someone a bit younger.
*Yes, I'm bored and Wikipedia'd. LOL
Isn't Clint Eastwood in his early 80's? I like the Robert Duval guess. I'd also like to throw out James Earl Jones and Jack Nickelson as possible guesses.
ReplyDeleteWait, James Earl Jones hasn't won an Oscar has he?
ReplyDeleteJack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, Robert Redford and James Earl Jones are too old as well..
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas is 67 though. lol.
Christopher Walken
ReplyDeleteThanks RenoBlondee for the research.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why, but I find the thought of watching porn with Michael Douglas much more disturbing than watching it with Eastwood.
F. Murray Abraham?
ReplyDeleteIf he's almost 70 that means he would have been born around 1942.
ReplyDeleteMichael Caine - 1933
Robert Duvall - 1931
Clint Eastwood - 1930
James Earl Jones - 1931
Jack Nicholson - 1937
My guess: Michael Douglas. I don't know that I'd call him a "legendary tough guy" but he was born in 1944, which makes him 67, and he's won two Oscars.
To be honest, though, I think I'd be more surprised if Michael Douglas DIDN'T have a porn stash in his trailer! Look who he's married to!
i loved the idea of Caine,Bale,Hardy and JGL watching a porn flick together :c
ReplyDeleteThe blind doesn't say actor, and I think Woody Allen is a total and complete perv.
ReplyDeleteWoody Allen for the win!
@Moose -- Murray is a class guy, would never do anything like this.
ReplyDeletedamn those blue pills....
ReplyDeleteIt's DeNiro. Sex addict
ReplyDeleteDeNiro was born in 1943 so that makes him almost 70 and he is married. Think Punkin got it.
ReplyDeleteDeNiro is an interesting choice. Or -- maybe the writer didn't realize Duvall is 80 y.o. (!)
ReplyDeleteI like the De Niro guess.
ReplyDeleteDeNiro was accused of hiring prostitutes in France and never went back. And "tough guy" would fit since he played Jake LaMotta.
ReplyDeleteSly Stallone is 65, which is close to 70. (and by the way, according to Wikipedia, he was in Woody Allen's Bananas. Hilarious.)
ReplyDeleteAnd Ahhnold is 64.
i don't think it's de niro just because he's done so many roles---i don't think of him as a 'tough guy.'
ReplyDeleteand woody allen is DEFINITELY no tough guy. haha.
EWWWWW!!!
ReplyDeleteOff topic, but someone guessed Jack Nicholson which made me think of it... Weren't there rumours around that he had a stroke? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages or maybe it was just the NBA lockout and no court side shots.
ReplyDeletenever mind Sly - nominated for best actor (ha!) and best screenplay, didn't win, although Rocky did win Best Picture. Was he a producer on that? Would that count as Oscar-winning?
ReplyDeleteWoody Allen's a tough guy? That's a new one.
ReplyDeleteBtw, it doesn't say that the Oscar winner won for acting. Stallone has an Oscar for writing Rocky, I believe. It would make sense for him to like porn. His probably taken so many steroids, he can't get it up.
@Beth - no Oscar for writing, but if he was a producer on Rocky, then he's technically an Oscar winner.
ReplyDelete@Mango - it says he invites his co-stars....so actor. And Woody Allen is the antithesis of legendary tough guy.
ReplyDeleteIf it wasn't for the Oscar winning part, I would say Harrison Ford!
ReplyDeleteMy guess right off the bat was Sly. His Rocky Oscar isn't for acting, I don't think, but it glitters just like Michael Douglas' first one, also not for acting.
ReplyDeleteMy quick research doesn't show Stallone as a producer on Rocky, so I'm not sure he's won an Oscar. DeNiro fits perfectly and he's won an Oscar for sure.
ReplyDeleteHarrison Ford is almost 70.
ReplyDelete...and not an Oscar winner.
ReplyDeletewhoever he is, he needs an iphone much easier to watch porn on your phone then lugging around those reel cans.
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