Tuesday, December 20, 2011

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH Oscar winner keeps a stash of porn flicks in his trailer when he’s filming and invites his co-stars to watch them with him during shooting breaks? The legendary tough guy is almost 70 and married – but that hasn’t slowed this fella’s libido one bit!

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  2. michael caine? robert duvall? clint eastwood?
    and he's right!

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  3. ^I like the Robert Duval guess! He always sounds like a horny old man whenever interviewed!

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  4. Clint and Robert are in their 80's. Michael is 78. Woody 76.
    So someone a bit younger.

    *Yes, I'm bored and Wikipedia'd. LOL

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  5. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Isn't Clint Eastwood in his early 80's? I like the Robert Duval guess. I'd also like to throw out James Earl Jones and Jack Nickelson as possible guesses.

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  6. Anonymous10:14 AM

    Wait, James Earl Jones hasn't won an Oscar has he?

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  7. Jack Nicholson, Burt Reynolds, Robert Redford and James Earl Jones are too old as well..

    Michael Douglas is 67 though. lol.

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  8. Christopher Walken

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  9. Thanks RenoBlondee for the research.

    I don't know why, but I find the thought of watching porn with Michael Douglas much more disturbing than watching it with Eastwood.

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  10. F. Murray Abraham?

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  11. If he's almost 70 that means he would have been born around 1942.

    Michael Caine - 1933
    Robert Duvall - 1931
    Clint Eastwood - 1930
    James Earl Jones - 1931
    Jack Nicholson - 1937

    My guess: Michael Douglas. I don't know that I'd call him a "legendary tough guy" but he was born in 1944, which makes him 67, and he's won two Oscars.

    To be honest, though, I think I'd be more surprised if Michael Douglas DIDN'T have a porn stash in his trailer! Look who he's married to!

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  12. i loved the idea of Caine,Bale,Hardy and JGL watching a porn flick together :c

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  13. The blind doesn't say actor, and I think Woody Allen is a total and complete perv.

    Woody Allen for the win!

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  14. @Moose -- Murray is a class guy, would never do anything like this.

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  15. damn those blue pills....

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  16. It's DeNiro. Sex addict

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  17. DeNiro was born in 1943 so that makes him almost 70 and he is married. Think Punkin got it.

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  18. DeNiro is an interesting choice. Or -- maybe the writer didn't realize Duvall is 80 y.o. (!)

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  19. I like the De Niro guess.

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  20. DeNiro was accused of hiring prostitutes in France and never went back. And "tough guy" would fit since he played Jake LaMotta.

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  21. Sly Stallone is 65, which is close to 70. (and by the way, according to Wikipedia, he was in Woody Allen's Bananas. Hilarious.)

    And Ahhnold is 64.

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  22. i don't think it's de niro just because he's done so many roles---i don't think of him as a 'tough guy.'

    and woody allen is DEFINITELY no tough guy. haha.

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  23. Off topic, but someone guessed Jack Nicholson which made me think of it... Weren't there rumours around that he had a stroke? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages or maybe it was just the NBA lockout and no court side shots.

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  24. never mind Sly - nominated for best actor (ha!) and best screenplay, didn't win, although Rocky did win Best Picture. Was he a producer on that? Would that count as Oscar-winning?

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  25. Woody Allen's a tough guy? That's a new one.

    Btw, it doesn't say that the Oscar winner won for acting. Stallone has an Oscar for writing Rocky, I believe. It would make sense for him to like porn. His probably taken so many steroids, he can't get it up.

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  26. @Beth - no Oscar for writing, but if he was a producer on Rocky, then he's technically an Oscar winner.

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  27. @Mango - it says he invites his co-stars....so actor. And Woody Allen is the antithesis of legendary tough guy.

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  28. If it wasn't for the Oscar winning part, I would say Harrison Ford!

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  29. My guess right off the bat was Sly. His Rocky Oscar isn't for acting, I don't think, but it glitters just like Michael Douglas' first one, also not for acting.

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  30. Anonymous6:21 PM

    My quick research doesn't show Stallone as a producer on Rocky, so I'm not sure he's won an Oscar. DeNiro fits perfectly and he's won an Oscar for sure.

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  31. Harrison Ford is almost 70.

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  32. ...and not an Oscar winner.

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  33. whoever he is, he needs an iphone much easier to watch porn on your phone then lugging around those reel cans.

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