National Enquirer Blind Item
THIS female star of a new hit sitcom cut off her long blonde locks after another huge fight with her husband. And she’s been crying the blues to her fellow co-stars that her once-happy marriage is totally on the rocks! Who is she?
Christina Applegate
ReplyDeleteWho wrote this, Moon Zappa? Like, totally!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Christina Applegate - her husband is a musician (crying the blues)
ReplyDeleteOn board with Ray's guess - Applegate ftw!
ReplyDeleteDamnit! I hope this doesn't have anything to do with ENTy's blind about two costars hooking up!
ReplyDeleteJust to mix it up, what about Jane Krakowski... isn't her husband a musician?
ReplyDelete@chopchop: I'd forgotten all about that song! "Gag me with a spoon! Like, I'm SO sure!"
ReplyDeleteChristina applegate isnt married though, only engaged?
ReplyDeleteChristina Applegate is still just engaged, but Jane Krakowski is married. Now we just need to wait to see pictures of her with short hair.
ReplyDeleteBut 30 Rock isn't a new hit sitcom.
ReplyDeleteChristina A hasn't had long hair for many years, unless shoulder length is considered long.
ReplyDeleteMegley - You're right, I didn't notice that it was a *new* hit sitcom on my first read. Hm, now I'm back to the unmarried Christina Applegate....
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Julie Bowen... going to research her relationship now.
ReplyDeleteAlso - Julie Bowen side note, I saw her on Conan ages ago and she came off VERY "cokey". Really manic with her emotions and exciteable...
Christina had short hair in Samantha Who, her last sitcom. It was the shortest I'd ever seen it on her.
ReplyDeleteI hate how the Enquirer ends their blind with that "Who is s/he??" something about that just gets under my skin, even more than Ted C's blinds.
ReplyDeleteIs Drea DeMatteo on anything new? Jamie Pressly? Or is she already divorced?
Dishtik-- "Modern Family" isn't new.
ReplyDeleteHow about Melissa Joan Hart?
ReplyDeleteIs the blonde from Two Broke Girls married? She looks like she is wearing a wig in some episodes.
ReplyDelete@Dishtlk - I thought the same re: Bowen on Conan!
ReplyDeleteEliza Coupe, Happy Endings.
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