National Enquirer Blind Item
What famous family is being torn apart by their differing views on homosexuality? The religious clan claims to be inclusive, but an openly gay member of the brood is feeling the heat from one particular relative who thinks she should go back into the closet! Who are they?
Warren Beatty and Annette Bening?
ReplyDeleteThe Osmonds?
ReplyDeletesecond the Osmonds.
ReplyDeleteThe Jacksons. Jehovah Witnesses are very strict about this topic.
ReplyDeleteTotally on board with the Osmonds... I bet its Donny that isn't ok with it. Marie really seems to have a lot of compassion and understanding after losing her son.
ReplyDeleteOsmonds.
ReplyDeleteKardashians
ReplyDeleteI like the Osmonds guess.
ReplyDeleteOh, I didn't see "religious." I like the Osmonds guess.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to sound a tad tacky with this, but it is quite spot on: the Kardashians do get down on their knees, but not for prayer.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @Rita!
ReplyDeleteThe kardashians seem more "spiritual" to me as opposed to religious. Jesus wants them to be rich and all that new age crap. I say Osmonds.
ReplyDeletethe jacksons big time
ReplyDeletejehovah witness.
The Duggars, all four hundred of 'em.
ReplyDeleteMarie's daughter is a lesbian
ReplyDeleteI'm co-signing on the Osmonds guess!
ReplyDeleteThe Duggars.
ReplyDeletei'm thinking the Osmaonds. pretty sure the Jackson's aren't JW anymore. maybe the mom is, but i HIGHLY doubt the rest are.
ReplyDeleteGeez ... this isn't even news. Marie Osmond's daughter is a lesbian, her son who killed himself probably was gay, and there are enough people in the extended family to find someone who objects.
ReplyDeleteHow do you go back in the closet?
definitely the Osmonds: http://www.afterellen.com/people/2009/5/marie-osmond?page=0%2C1
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ReplyDeletei like how i spelled Osmonds...very creative! sheesh!
ReplyDeleteIt's the Osmands, as others have said. This is the only famous family I know of that has an "open" female which is Marie's daughter. And Marie has been openly supportive of her, but we have no idea what the rest of the family thinks. The blind also refers to the family being "torn apart" which means that Marie is backing the daughter no matter what and is willing to split with the family over it should it come to that.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha @ Rita!!
ReplyDeleteAnother vote for the Osmonds.
Damn. Can we all just fast forward in time to a more enlightened age when this is no longer a big deal and people can just be free to love who the hell they love??
ReplyDeleteWith that stated .. FWIW .. Marie Osmond and her clan. Tragic they stupidly think they can shove her daughter back in the closet when her son had to escape their ignorant shit through suicide.
Could it be the forgotten one, Ozzy Osmond?
ReplyDeleteInclusive? So that means it's ok to be gay but not in our own family? What kind of b.s. inclusive is that?
ReplyDeleteTeam Osmond. Also I've read Marie and Donny's business people are arguing about a new Vegas deal (word is she wants it, he wants to dial his work schedule back.)
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