Thursday, December 29, 2011

Michael Lohan Collapses - Heads To The Hospital


It has been a bad couple of months for Michael Lohan. First there was his series of arrests and humiliations and one of the worst attempted escapes ever. Then, he was sentenced to four months in rehab and told that mesh shirts were banned. If that was not bad enough, he has not been able to spend quality time alone with Lindsay's Playboy issue either because all of his fellow patients keep using it. Earlier this week, Michael was attending an AA meeting when he began feeling light headed. He then collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. There, doctors found another blood clot in his lung and attempted to see if it had traveled to his brain. Just like Heavy D. Only in this case, Michael Lohan lived.


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  2. Well there you go Enty. YOu were too polite to say it, so I will (chuck it up on yesterday's over-consumption):

    The talentless survive, while the brilliant die young.

    RIP Heavy D.

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  3. Fucking cockroach. The Lohans and the Kartrashians will be all that's left after the zombie apocalypse.

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  5. Lol Vicki. God help us all if that's true

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  6. Dang it, Enty! No more Michael Lohan body-parts-showing photos, please. Arrggghhh, my eyes! My eyes!

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  7. Only the good die young. All the Lohans will live forever.

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  8. Evidently he's in Palm Beach Gardens Hospital, about 7 miles north of where I live. I THOUGHT I smelled an unusual stench in the air this morning!

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  9. Ahahaha. That picture!!

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  10. "Michael Lohan lived"

    What a shame.

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  11. He'd have to have a brain for the clot to cause brain damage.

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  12. i can't take the arm pit of this guy anymore! please, in the name of all that is holy; no more michael lohan's arm pit!

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