I wonder what Joan Rivers thinks about her daughter dating a guy who has made his bucks off porn. TMZ is reporting that Vivid boss, Steven Hirsch, is dating Melissa Rivers and that things are going great between the pair. Apparently they were set up so it was a blind date. Well, considering that now when you go on a blind date and you can Google someone it is not so much a blind date anymore. I wonder what happened when Melissa Googled Steven and suddenly had porn flashing before her eyes everywhere. Vivid makes lots of XXX movies but they are more known for their ability to find and release the majority of the celebrity sex tapes that have come out over the past decade. So, do you think Steven has a huge porn stash at his place and watches tons of porn or does not watch any at all outside the office? I am going with the big porn stash.
This pic is gonna give me bad dreams.
ReplyDeleteI bet watching is a lot different when you're a producer.....you'd constantly be critiquing the bad camera angles. And lord knows, there are plenty of them.
ReplyDeleteWell, I take this opportunity in regards to the King of Porn, and ask this VERY serious question:
ReplyDeleteWhat's with all the spitting?
Doesn't that have to do with Jenna's comment to use spit, not lube?
ReplyDeleteHa! I used to work for this guy. How funny. (not in the industry, but I was a manager for one of his video stores)
ReplyDeleteIt's a fucking turn-off! Someone hacking their nicotine filled snot and spitting it straight on your junk! Just yuck.
ReplyDeleteIf a guy spits on my lady bits, you know I'd blink and see my fist up his ass, quicker than you can say precocious ejaculate!
Wish some of the men on this site would share with us if they find all that hacking and spitting a turn on.
Robert?
Really don't care, I love Joan but Melissa meh.
ReplyDeleteThe spitting thing started in the 90's and now it's full blown. I used to be into it. I went through a phase of loving pretty gnarly spitting scenes for a few years in the middle 2000's (wow, that reads weird to me) but now I'm over it.
ReplyDeleteI doubt Joan cares. She might even be tickled pink. He is a self-made wealthy man, so he won't be dipping into Melissa's inheritance. He has the most legit porn company in the business, and he doesn't release or obtain the celeb sex tapes illegally.
ReplyDeleteLOL @tempestuousGrape it reads weird to me too don't worry ;)
ReplyDeletePorn Kings need love too, as long as he doesn't act like porn star in the bedroom I would at least give it a chance.
I'm quite sure Joan is breathing a sigh of relief that her little girl will be taken care of financially.
ReplyDelete@The BlackCat Yup. I don't know the details and I imagine Melissa's ex-husband cost Joan a pretty penny to get rid of. And Joan is a naughty comic, not a politician or tv evangelist (not that they don't screw around) but she doesn't have an image to uphold or a moral standard to maintain in public.
ReplyDeleteI love Joan Rivers. This will probably provide her with ample material. It seems she adores her daughter, but that girl sure does make some bad decisions.
ReplyDeleteI highly recommend the documentary that came out on Joan a year or so ago. So interesting. She is a hard working class act, IMO.
Don't Jewish mothers want their daughters to marry a doctor? Joan should be thrilled because this guy is as close to a gynecologist as you're going to get. Come to think of it he may also be Board certified in proctology and ear/nose/throat.
ReplyDelete^lol daveb.
ReplyDeleteActually Joan offered Melissa's ex a fortune to stay with Melissa, he wanted out....but I'm sure he came out ahead.
ReplyDeleteI'm not into it, but unless it involves minors or animals, it's legal.
ReplyDeleteWhat Daveb said.
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers is a piece of sh!t. She makes her living being nasty to others. Also, I remember wanting to see what Melissa's wedding was like (there was a show), and all I remember is Melissa looking emaciated in her wedding dress, and Joan effusing about all the weight Melissa lost. Ridiculous.
[quietly hoping mngddess never hears about Don Rickles and a literal plethora of other insult comedians out there ...]
ReplyDeleteLike Joan .. What she went through with her husband's suicide and funeral endeared me to her, as did her struggles being a woman comedian back in the day. As for Melissa .. I am Team Meh. Mazel Tov for her happiness, though, if this guy is her "One."
Her Baldwin brother look alike boyfriend seemed nice. Anyone know what happened?
ReplyDeleteI think I read that the Baldwin Brother lookalike BF was involved in some fraud. Wasn't he a hedge fund manager or is that what everyone says these days .....as compared to the old days when everyone said "but I really want to direct".
ReplyDelete^Wasn't he the one who was always checking out that sexy Swedish nanny Melissa has gotten on her reality show?
ReplyDeleteThat is what I learn on The Soup! The Soup is the only show I watch on E! that lets me know everything there is to know about E!
Why doesn't the Porn King date in the industry? Why pick Melissa? She has the personality of dishrag. Totally snore.
ReplyDelete@Rita-I totally agree. I just asked my BF and he said he's not a fan either and he would tell me if he was (even if I didn't like it). Maybe it's just the creepers who watch so much porn that they need more and more freaky stuff to get turned on. Ick.
ReplyDeletehumm. if you googled someone, and that came up, would you go on a date with them? you know that scene in charlie brown christmas, where charlie brown doesn't tell lucy she's beautiful, and she rsponds w/, "i know when i've been insulted! i know when i've been insulted". yeah, that.
ReplyDeleteI cant look at Melissa Rivers without seeing her claiming shes had no plastic surgery. I think it was in promos for her reality show or something. I snicker every time.
ReplyDeleteA good laugh, if you want to know what Joan REALLY thinks of the new BF (watch the video)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tmz.com/2011/12/14/joan-rivers-daughter-dating-steve-hirsch/#.TukuVbIk6so
Wasn't he married with a wife and kid? What was the name of that Showtime or HBO series he was in? I forget what it's called. Porno Valley or something. His home life was pretty normal it seemed. Of course Hef says the same thing but everybody knows that's bullshit. Most people in porn don't even want to think about porn during their free time. The internet really did a number on the porn business. Now it's all about the sex tape - or disc or whatever the hell it is these days - can't believe people still call them "Tapes."
ReplyDeleteJason - I think you're talking about Seymour Butts... I think. Tried to watch it too, can't remember the name of the series, but after a while, it gave me heart ache. Especially for the girls who "audition" to Seymour and the likes.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone ever wants to learn about the ins and outs (pun intended) of Porno Valley, watch the documentary 9 to 5 in Porno Valley. Eye opening, honest, and yeah, at times too much in your face. But! What I've learned about Steven Hirsh is that he is TWICE the man and HONORABLE business dealer than that asshole from the Girls Gone Wilde series had ever been.
You say it's only boobs, but that guy has done so much damage intentionally to young women, some underage, I still don't understand how he's walking free.
@Rita: If you were asking me, the few times I have seen it (not a big porn guy, really) I was like, "WTF? That's disgusting!" And is it really necessary? If someone is excited by it, whatever, but none for me, thanks.
ReplyDelete^You and Jason are the only guys on this site that I know of, so yeah, wanted your opinion. Thanks, always wondered who really got turned on by gobbles of spit.
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