Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Lindsay Lohan - Not So Noble


Yesterday, TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan would not be hosting any New Year's parties because she wanted to get away from her party girl image. Well, that did not take long. Someone in Dubai wrote a nice fat check so Lindsay, Pamela Anderson and a bunch of D listers that even I have not heard of will be partying on the QE2 in Dubai. The event marks the first time the QE2 has been used for an event like this. Oh, I am sure that between Lindsay and Pamela they will make it memorable. This will also give a chance to let Lindsay do some networking with Middle Eastern men who have money. Lindsay is probably jealous that for some reason Paris Hilton has had a foothold in the market the past few years.

42 comments:

  1. I thought Tara Reid was also popular with Middle East millionaires club.

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  2. oh rats. and here i thought she'd changed.




    not.

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  4. She actually looks pretty good here. Still looks at least 10 years over her age, but cleaned up, hair done, nice dress.

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  5. All she is at this point is a prostitute.

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  6. Anonymous9:45 AM

    You can tell the economy is bad when the QEII is rented out to essentially be a "party boat."

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  7. She is a fucking loser, and nothing will change that.

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  8. Does she do her own makeup? Or does she have an actual makeup artist do that horrendous thing to her cheeks?

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  9. Now that's she's officially a prostitute, a reality show on E! is not that far behind.

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  10. Um wasn't it specified she couldn't leave the country UNDER ANY circumstance?? I know she's dumb as a post but i'm sure she knows Dubai isn't in America ...??

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  11. What every little girl dreams of growing up to be, a whore. It's been years since I felt sorry for her.

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  12. Hey! You all are being so judgmental!

    Clearly Lindsay, a serious Hollywood Actress thankyouverymuch, is off to do some *good will ambassadoring ala The Jolie.


    *Good Will Ambassador is now code word for vagina renter

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  13. Those bitches! Partying on a boat for NYE. And the QE2! I hate them all.

    Look, that boat is pretty big. Put me on there and after I have my fill of champagne and hors d'oeuvres I could stil outrun and outhide any of those Middle Eastern Men. I have boat skills. They would never find me!

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  14. We all know the stories re Mid Eastern men's proclivities for anal, young boys, etc. So without much effort she should be able to contract something awful.......

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  15. oh she loves it, she loves being naked and sex sex sex! men, women, llamas, i bet she has done it all. All the playboy spread was for was advertising for the middle east like a classy craigslist ad.

    how i wish she would get busted for prostitution in the Middle East. Wonder how the judge will feel about that.

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  16. Gross....for the moment a high price hooker.

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  17. @anita - you can tell the economy is bad when LiLo, the party train, is not rented out until last minute.

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  18. This is called scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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  19. @Timebob, that is so true! I think that Spice Girl (Gerri H.?) had said that she was picked for a harem once, and that most women there are picked from Playboy, and beauty queen pageants.

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  20. Wasn't there a beauty queen that had to escape after she was "kidnapped" to be in a harem?

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  21. @Vicki - They are mostly offered (allegedly) a 100k bonus for a 6-week stay. and that also (allegedly) does not guarantee you getting picked up to sleep with the master. Allegedly.

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  22. Is prostitution even illegal in all meddle eastern countries? It seems like it's so obvious that it would probably legal.

    @The Bitch Next Door, I laugh every time someone says 'we all know' because it's usually some gossip I don't know. I didn't know about either proclivity but I guess I can't blame someone for not wanting to look Lilo in the face.

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  23. Am I the only one who noticed the Paris reveal (not that that was really a secret).

    @canadachick - You're right. The judge said she could only leave Los Angeles for family birthdays or family vacations (I think). I believe leaving the country is a no-no.

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  24. Anyone that reads TheDirty knows why she's going to Dubai. She's going to get shitted on for a paycheck.

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  25. Really, Enty? You call it networking? Hee.

    Lindsay is going to try and get some bling off of a Dubai oilman in return for some "holiday favors".

    Whay anyone would touch that girl is beyond me. She is a walking germ.

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  26. Really, Enty? You call it networking? Hee.

    Lindsay is going to try and get some bling off of a Dubai oilman in return for some "holiday favors".

    Whay anyone would touch that girl is beyond me. She is a walking germ.

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  27. @canadachick - the QE2 is permanently docked in California, so hosting a party there wouldn't be leaving the country

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  28. Ha! This is probably her highest offer yet! I would imagine that that's a hard club to get into. I bet once they see she's way more trouble than she's worth she won't be "invited" again and Paris will be the fave once again.

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  29. agree that she looks better here, but much older - than what 25?- for sure. if she was 35 i'd say she looked fine. if she were 42 i'd say she looked really good.

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  30. @ms snarky - the party is in Dubai. It's the queen Mary that is permanently docked. The qe2 still sails.

    At the bottom of the article, they advertise tix for sale. I wonder if VIP tix come with LILO bjs?

    I really don't want to hear that roger federer is going. Or rafa, though I could at least reconcile that with his single status. Federer needs to be at home with his family. Or at my home with me.

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  31. “She was a woman no older than twenty-four, nor was she a woman who could conceivably be called a “girl” of twenty-four. For where there was a delicate loveliness to her face, the beauty had been overlaid with a veneer of hardness, the look of shellac worn thin, marred by years of use and misuse.”

    Ed McBain - King’s Ransom, 1959

    I was just reading this and well...

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  32. Anonymous2:04 PM

    her hair looks cute short.

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  33. The QEII is still fairly new, I think.

    And despite all the comments, I do feel sorry for her. Her parents did her no favors, and she's reduced to earning her money on her back when she could have owned that town. Sad to see the talent, and the human, wasted.

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  34. Didn't Dubai just suffer through a recession this year? Whatever they're paying Lindsay can't be very much. I'm sure they're probably expecting Lindsay to do a little more than just show up and party. I feel bad for everybody that's going to be on that boat. At least she might provide them some entertainment by getting so drunk she'll re-enact that "I'm the king of the world." moment from Titanic by hanging from the bow of the yacht, only to slip and fall 100 feet into the freezing water. And I hope it happens just at the stroke of midnight too. I hope nobody even realizes she's missing and leaves her stranded in the water. Happy 2012 to all indeed.

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  35. Sussique I think her hair is just put up.
    @Jasmine: Dayum grrrl...You have been on a roll today. I am lmao on most of your posts.
    But wait...If she cannont leave the country how is someone gonna scat on her? She doesn't need this publicity because the judge will go after her..Oh wait, no they won't. She gets away with everything.

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  36. I thought she wasn't allowed to leave the country? There are rumours going around that they are trying to get Lindsay for UK Big Brother, which starts 2 days after this party. So I can see a judge letting her go since it will appear to be legitimate work. Ha! I'd love to see her in that house. Yes they are allowed booze, but they have to earn it and they don't get near as much as she is probably used to.

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  37. Per Wikipedia, the QE2 is very fuel efficient and at top speeds gets 49.5 feet per gallon.

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  38. the QE2 is going to have a lot of herpes on the boat also.

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  39. The QE2 is parked at a port in Dubai. Cunard sold it to Debai World a few years ago. It was supposed to be a floating hotel at one of the palm island resorts thingies over there, but as someone said the recession hit hard there this year and some big money dried up.

    Anyway, I don't think it's sailing, it'll just sit there for this overnight party. There is still space, if any of you all want to go and party with Lindsay and Pam; it's about USD $800. Don't forget the disinfectant. http://www.itp.net/tickets/

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  40. LOL @ "vagina renter".
    I'll have to remember that one. ;)

    Enty: Did you get a Lohan Christmas card this year?? TMZ was talking about how old Ali looked and how Dina looked better than either daughter!

    Who are Lindsay's PR people?? (Does she still have any??). Why do they bother letting her talk at all?

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