Lindsay Lohan Is An Idiot
As always, a headline that never gets old. Sometimes you think Lindsay Lohan has learned her lesson and is ready to act professional. Do well at the morgue is a good thing. Blow off Ellen's show so you can keep partying in Hawaii? Not such a good thing. Playboy is the one that got Lindsay the gig on Ellen. Appearing on one of the highest rated daytime shows in the country would have boosted Lindsay and was a chance to show she was ready to be professional and to be known for more in her career than posing naked, stealing and snorting coke. I have no idea what she is thinking and just shows that she has still not grown up. Her rep said she had travel issues. What really happened is she stayed out too late partying, woke up late and missed her flight.
Maybe her calendar was stolen at the same time as that 10$K she had in her purse!
ReplyDeleteNah, Lindsay's an idiot. A self-destructing idiot.
I see Captain Obvious is posting today ;)
ReplyDeleteI never think she's learned.
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ReplyDeleteand I am sure Ellen will never have her on again....nah, she's pretty nice. she will probably get invited back....once.
ReplyDelete@BigMama - Word is Lindsay took a later flight yesterday, and partied at a Jay-Z concert. She asked Ellen's people to tape something today; Which they refused. So no go on Ellen Generous this time around.
ReplyDeleteIsn't her court hearing today? Let's see if she shows up.
ReplyDeletei can't believe anyone is making excuses for her. shehla??
ReplyDeleteif you have shit to do in LA, you make sure you're back in time to do it. PERIOD. that's what a real professional does.
she's a selfish loser who proves time and time again that she's not reliable enough to work. i hope ellen NEVER invites her back.
This was to promote Playboy, correct? And Pkayboy badly needed a 'name' and that publicity. It's similar to an actor/actress blowing of promoting a movie they have coming out, right? Which is a huge no-no on the industry. An industry that is watching her closely and 97% of it has already has had it with her.
ReplyDeleteOh well, it was Playboy's $1,000,000 to waste I guess.
@Rita - hehehehehehehhehehehe karma is a bitch
ReplyDeletei think if they wanted her to do promotion they should have put it in her contract. they should have known better.
ReplyDeleteNothing she does surprises me. I was actually going to make sure to watch Ellen Thursday (in spite of her awkward and infernal dancing) just to see what Lindsay had to say so I could seethe/laugh at her. Damn, there goes my social life again.
ReplyDeleteI had to snort when reading the leaked Playboy article where she was called a "classic beauty" and which mentioned her "redemption". This girl has not redeemed herself, since she still doesn't seem to have gotten it into her head that she needs redeeming.
And I despise this new makeup with the one brown vertical streak on each cheek.
As far as Lindsay is concerned, Tomorrow is another day" ...sure Scarlett. Hasn't she already used her 9 lives ?
ReplyDeleteWhy do people keep giving this girl chances? She's a loser, she's trash, she doesn't want to get better and why can't everyone just ignore her? Why can't the smut magazines stop writing about her? No one from what I can see, even thinks or talks about her, except to say something negative. She's irrelevant and doesn't even look attractive anymore.
ReplyDeleteshe offered to tape another day....thanks, you are doing everyone such a favor.
ReplyDeleteshe is such a fucking LOSER.
I'd thought the travel issues were that she tried to leave the hotel w/o paying and/or pulled a scam with her air tickets.
ReplyDeletePity she missed the taping -- Ellen tends to make even her skeevy guests look good.
You know, if you have something you consider important, you wouldn't put that at risk. The fact she went to Hawaii, went to a concert...Ellen was nothing more than a "Sure, if I can fit that in to my schedule of fun." I'm glad Ellen turned her down for rescheduling...kudos to her!
ReplyDeleteellen and playboy had to know that a leopard doesn't change its spots, even if it sheds them for a moment or two for a photo shoot.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt Lindsay is the one who leaked the Playboy issue (for another wad of cash, of course) to the skeevy overseas pimp/hacker. She's the only one on the planet with a financial incentive to do so (for decades Playboy photographers and editors have kept a tight ship, and have every incentive to not leak). So she screwed Hef once, screwed him again by not going on Ellen to promote the cover, and screwed Ellen, who will take it personally. There is a segment of the lesbian community that still -- barely -- defends Lindsay as one of their sort-of own.
ReplyDeleteShe just shits all over everyone who invests in her. What a winner.
I heard on the news that Lindsay is not welcome back to the Ellen show and I don't blame them.
ReplyDeleteI just wish we could turn back the clock to the Mean Girls days and some how get her away from Dina and under Tina Fey's wing. I remember reading a story after Lohan hosted SNL about how things between her and Tina Fey were strained because Fey didn't think she was making smart choices.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many chances she thinks she is going to get but I think this may seal the end of her "career", if you can even call it that anymore.
Agreed that this may be the final straw for Lilo. She had every chance to make good and she blew it.
ReplyDeleteBnl1016 -- Playboy's actually a tightly-run operation; I'm sure it was in her contract. Heck, she blows off criminal court hearings, who's Hefner to her?
ReplyDeleteI would love for the un-Photoshopped pics to be leaked. Or the ones from the failed first shoot.
ReplyDeleteShe was probably afraid of Ellen asking the tough questions. Like, "How are ya?"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that be awesome, chopchop? I've read a ton of comments (not here, obviously) from people who think the shoot didn't have that much photoshopping. Um, did you see the pics from Hawai'i? She has NO ass at all.
ReplyDeleteMooshki - believe me, there was a lot of photoshop happening. Her freckles and tats were photoshopped out.
ReplyDeleteI would love that chopchop, if Playboy screwed her back.
ReplyDeletenext stop-porn...mark my words that is all she has left.
ReplyDeletewhat a f-ing waste!
Did you read this B---h got a glowing report from the judge....HOW ?
ReplyDelete2 comments. 1) did ellen comment on her being a no-show? 2) if you beome a drug addict as a teen it stunts your emotional maturity. you don't grow emotionally beyond the point where you were when you became an addict. so, we shoud probably not expect her to behave like an adult; not possible.
ReplyDeleteI don't see how Lindsay ever expects to win that Oscar now. What would she do if she was nominated (I know, I know - but just play along) and she missed her flight to Los Angeles? It'd probably go like this:
ReplyDelete"Fuck, I'm nominated for an Oscar and I missed my flight. The awards ceremony and live telecast are tonight. Hey, I know. I'll just call them up and ask them to postpone it. I'm sure they'll do it because I'm Lindsay and everybody else's schedules and time is less important than mine."
And She would totally do that too.
Did anyone see Lainey's blind today?
ReplyDeleteSO easy.
Who was paid $15,000 in cash this week in exchange for frolicking around in her bikini on the beach? That’s a lot of cash money for you and me, true. But for them? It’s change. It’s really, really not much. In that world, it’s almost nothing. Consider that Tori Spelling supposedly charges at least 4 times that for a photo op with her kids and you get a sense of how low this piece of sh-t is scraping these days. She used to be able to throw that much away on a night out.
Oh and by the way, it had to be cash. She was super hard up for the cash. What are some of the things one might pay for in cash only?
Unfortunately someone else is going to give her a chance even if it isn't Ellen. Apparently there are people who love a hot ass mess and are willing to pay $$.
ReplyDeleteYou know, maybe Lindsay isn't trying to get more work. Maybe she is tired of supporting her whole family and this is her way of getting her mom to leave her alone? Eventually no one will hire her, so she won't have to try anymore.
ReplyDeleteI just got caught up on my DVR'd shows and I could have sworn Ellen still had promos for Lindsay. Maybe that was before she cancelled.
ReplyDeleteThe last time she was on it was SUPER awkward and she poo-pooed ANY issues in her life. Ellen definitely did do her a service then so I don't blame her for refusing a re-tape.
Why do women fall all over themselves to sleep with fugly Derek Jeter?!? He is such a troll!!!
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