Yesterday, Kris Humphries was on Good Morning America. I watched the interview and thought it was boring and that Humphries looked like an idiot. Since you already knew that about him and that he is as spicy as the jello they serve at nursing homes, I skipped posting it. Apparently though, Kris was very upset at Good Morning America for asking him about Kim Kardashian and not about sports and charity. How do I explain this to you Kris? No one outside of your immediate family is all that interested in seeing you on television because you really do not have anything to contribute that any other NBA player could contribute. The only reason you were on the show was to talk about Kim Kardashian. That is it. If you thought it was because of some other reason, then you are even more of an idiot than I ever suspected.
Yah he is that much of an idiot...no doubt after all he married the soul sucking bitch
ReplyDeleteHe's just an avatar sized doofus.
ReplyDeleteIt really is astounding how clueless he is. But then again, you'd have to be to believe Kim Kardashian was marrying you for love and not the plot of her reality show.
ReplyDeleteHe would never ever have been asked to be on this show if it wasn't for Kim Kardashian is he for real?
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see a pic of this guy, I think of Phil Hartman's impression of Frankenstein's monster. I just keep waiting for Kris to jump up, yell "Fire! Bad!" and crash through the backdrop, in search of another famewhore to throw in a lake.
ReplyDeleteNow, I havent seen the show except for clips posted on various gossip sites, so maybe I am missing something, but has anyone else thought that he might be (I dont know what the correct term is) mentally challanged? I am not trying to be mean or snarky, I just wonder if he has problems with comprehending the world around him.
ReplyDeleteJust by looking at his face I'm pretty certain this is what Taylor Lautner will look like in 10 years.
ReplyDeleteDlisted's "transcript" of this interview was priceless. BASKETBALL. BASKETBALL. BASKETBALL. COOKIE!
ReplyDeleteDid you see The Soup making fun of the interview and how Kris just sat there with his mouth open the whole time? PRICELESS.
ReplyDeleteOh, my poor little Kris. I never loved him for his nimble wit, though. I felt bad that he had consented to do an interview at all -- Who's managing him? He needs to remain quiet and not speak unless he's reading a script.
ReplyDeleteAnd if he wants to do another swimwear spread in GQ, he should get right on that. Maybe a "tall doofy guy in Santa hat and socks and a strategically placed sprig of mistletoe" photo shoot? Love my Kris. Ah.
@Comma Chaser: That was funny!
ReplyDelete@strawberry girl---doofus is the perfect word to describe him.
ReplyDeleteSure, he was dumb to know better, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone on the show said "oh, no, of course we won't ask you about her!"
ReplyDeleteI agree Mooshki. They must've said one thing and then blindsided him. The poor doofus is so doofy! A cute doofus, alas.
ReplyDeleteI think it was absence of what they said to Kris and his mom. They asked him to come on about his charity. They never said they wouldn't talk about kim and they never said they would. Becuase Kris and his mom were too naive to ask that Kim was off limits. Therefore nothing was off limits. So GMA felt they had the right to get some dirt.
ReplyDeleteThey got rope-a-doped.
Timebob may have hit the nail -- he never developed a team of his own; he's been following PimpMama Kris' instructions from the beginning. A PR person or even an assistant who had his back would have warned him that Kim's name would come up -- a network tv show isn't going to spend precious minutes talking about his charity with that elephant in the room.
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