On Saturday night, Kate Major had a seizure at the rehab facility she has been staying at for the past two weeks. Because of the seizure, she was transferred to a hospital. Shortly after the transfer she walked out of the hospital with no clothes or money or phone and has not been heard from since. This is kind of scary. If you just had a seizure aren't you more likely to have another one? The place I would go looking for her is over at Michael Lohan's house. Those two just cannot stay away from each other. Oh wait, isn't he still in the hospital? Did he ever have his heart surgery? It kept getting postponed and then I never heard anything about whether it happened. Well, if he is back home, even if he faces jail the guy would still probably hook up with Kate if she showed up.
They should send all these messed up people to an island (remember the old leper's colony?) - Michael Lohan, Kate Major, DMX, Brooke Mueller, Tara Reid (and anyone else I'm forgetting). Leave these people to themselves, and whatever happens, happens.
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ReplyDelete....and may they never find her, so we never have to hear about this stupid woman again.
ReplyDeleteThat trick.
ReplyDeleteShe tried very hard to gain popularity. Used to be a National Enquirer employee, and got on the Lohan train for infamy.
And self-destructed in the process.
Not everyone can handle drugs and drama like the Lohans. Not anyone has the consistency to slowly burn for years on end. It's a Lohan thing.
Ah, right Rita, now I remember, that's how she met Jon Gosselin, interviewing him for the National Enquirer, right?
ReplyDeleteI agree--this is a ploy for attention, nothing else.
um surfer - ALL the Kardashians..
ReplyDeleteBingo Figgy!
ReplyDeleteTried the Gosselin route, than went straight to Lohan, hmm, meant hell.
Good point, Canadachick. I was just trying to think of those messed up by drugs or alcohol. In that case, you can throw in the Hiltons (all of them).
ReplyDeleteI never watch reality tv, but @surfer, what you propose? If someone filmed that scenario, I would actually watch that. :-P Oh, and no alcohol, drugs, or make-up allowed on the island. 3...2...1...ACTION!
ReplyDeleteFORGET IT!! Let them have all the booze and drugs on that island and see who ODs first!
ReplyDeleteThe last one standing can re-integrate society proper.
Rita, love the Curse of Lohan angle you are promoting. I'm onboard.
ReplyDeleteBest guess is she was looking for Brooke Mueller to go score an 8-ball with then back to "entertain" Carlos at Sober Valley. I guess they don't publish the Aspen police blotter in rehab, though.
Very funny figgy. You took it a step further — I hadn't even thought of that. I was just thinking, get rid of all them, never to be heard from again. I suppose that's wishful thinking on my part.
ReplyDeleteI love this island for unwanted celebrities idea. It could be "The Hunger Games" Celebrity Edition. They would televise and we'd see who would kill who.
ReplyDeleteIt would probably turn into 'Lord of the Flies', but I'd watch it. I'm so ashamed!
ReplyDeleteShe's probably holed up somewhere loving the publicity, trying to extend her 15 minutes.
ReplyDeleteAccording to TMZ, she was never actually missing.
ReplyDeleteApparently she checked into the hospital under an assumed name, and when the rehab place called the hospital to see how she was doing, they had no record of her. Turns out she was there all along.
So much for everyone jumping the gun.
She worked at Star magazine.
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