You want to know what today is? Today is a day where no one is really at work, or if you are, then you are hopefully sipping out of that flask you brought into work or surreptitiously pouring some in your coffee. Plus, every celebrity suddenly disappears so there is nothing exciting to write about. This is how a person ends up relating a Jonah Hill story from The Daily Show. Jonah said when he was filming 21 Jump Street in New Orleans, Brad Pitt offered to let him stay at Brad' s house there. Even though it was four months, Brad said it was fine. Of course he is going to say it is fine. Brad is not there anyway, so someone might as well use it. Jonah would get picked up every morning in a big black SUV and dropped off in the afternoon. That afternoon drop off usually coincided with a tour bus that would be showing people Brangelina's house. Here comes a big black SUV.
"Every day I'd get picked up in a black SUV and dropped off. But people in New Orleans know it's Brad Pitt's house. It's literally on the tour. So, I would go home every day from work and there'd be a tour outside and they'd be freaking out, and then I'd get out of the car, and you could hear a collective audible sigh of annoyance when it wasn't Brad Pitt!"
And then someone would shout, "It's Alan Gregory." I love that show. I don't get the sick fascination with his principal, but other than that I think it is funny.
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ReplyDeleteI will soon be available to live in Brad's house, in case Jonah is bored with this. Call me Brad!
Allen Gregory is TERRIBLE. I don't think I laughed once in the three times I gave it a shot.
ReplyDeleteI'm still a little horrified that they are making a 21 Jumpstreet movie.
ReplyDeleteJonah Hill and Brad Pitt being chums was not really something I saw coming.
I' surprised they have a tour bus in NOLA. Everyone I talked to down there about it said they tried to protect their celebs. They love Pitt though. Saw lots of "Brad Pitt for President" stickers.
Off topic but about Brad...did you read that Angie freaks out when Brad goes off with his friends because DUH she has no girlfriends....(this is most probably when she's not working) gotta love it..
ReplyDeleteNo one's really at work? I am and even though I snuck out to go shopping for last minutes gifts, NO ONE is acting like it's the fucking holiday in my work world and it's pissing me off....email after email of bitchy shit and I am not having it. :::turns up Christmas music super loud:::
ReplyDeleteI didn't even make it through an entire episode of Allen Gregory. I had high hopes...but no. Just no.
ReplyDeleteHi Everybody, I had my last day at work yesterday before the break (we are a day ahead here in Oz). I had work to do for the first couple of hours and everyone else was yahooing. One of the guys said I was stressed. I said no, just have work to do. Once my work was done, started yahooing right along with them. It is Christmas Eve morning here in Australia, so I would like to wish all CDaners and the world a wonderful Christmas. Am having a relaxing family gathering at my place, me, my husband, my dad and my brother. No stress, everyone is chill. Can't wait.
ReplyDeleteLelaina, I saw a preview for it, and it looks godawful bad.
ReplyDeleteI don't get why almost all businesses are giving people Monday and Tuesday off this year instead of Friday and Monday? Since everyone's so desperate about the economy, you'd think everyone would've banded together to make sure more shopping got done!
I used to have a crush on Jonah Hill. Until he lost the weight & cut his hair. It just doesn't work for him.
ReplyDelete@MissX, I agree. I liked the chubby Jonah also. Although to my eyes it looks like he's gained some back so maybe we'll get the chubby version back soon?
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