Yesterday the internet was afire with Jon Bon Jovi death rumors. It has been awhile since there was a good death hoax. They were quite the rage about two years ago when Twitter was first catching on and to see how fast news could spread of a celebrity death. It got to the point yesterday that Jon released a photo of himself holding a sign with the date and the time. The sign says that heaven looks a lot like New Jersey. Does that mean no one from New York wants to live in heaven? Does God look like Tony Soprano? Does this mean that Kris Humphries will be playing for the all heaven team? Does it mean heaven's football teams will play in heaven but call another place home?
Does that mean The Jersey Shore is just the sands to the pearly gates of Heaven?
ReplyDeleteIs The Situation Saint Peter guarding the gates?
It means he is making a joke.
ReplyDeleteRose, Enty started a question line on Jersey. Get creative, and roll with it:)
ReplyDeleteI had to laugh, watching this thing uncoil all over Facebook yesterday and reading the comments...one guy posted "Well, you have to expect that, he was really old."
ReplyDeleteYikes!
I won't believe he's still alive til I see him on my doorstep. Get to it, Jon!
ReplyDeleteMAN, Jon just keeps getting better looking all the time!
ReplyDelete@Syko, "he was really old," LOL!!! Oy vey...
Syko - reminds me of that episode of 30 rock, where Jenna was acting in a role where her character was "dying of old age"
ReplyDeleteDo they speak heavenward in Jersey too?
ReplyDeleteHeavenese.
ReplyDeleteoops
I didn't believe it because EVERYBODY knows Ritchie Sambora has to be the first one to check out.
ReplyDeleteI live in NJ and never heard a single word about this rumor.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that God runs a chain of gyms, tanning booths and laundromats in heaven?
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean that you can't cross into heaven without first paying a toll?
In heaven, are you still not allowed to pump your own gas?
ReplyDeleteIn heaven, if you don't agree with a heavenly creature, would you go "Uh fuggetaboutit"?
ms snarky, I wish there was a "like" button for your comment. ;)
ReplyDeleteHe could have written that note and taken that picture any day -- now if he had held up the Star Ledger with yesterday's date on it, I would believe it, but for now, he's still dead to me. (mainly because of the Bamboozle headlining job he took)
ReplyDeleteJersey is the Garden State. Garden of Eden perhaps, mmmm???
ReplyDeleteI was horrified when I heard about this five hours after the fact because I was teaching piano and don't do the Internets or phone calls during piano lessons.
ReplyDeleteI think JBJ should pen a song with the title "Heaven looks a lot like NJ." Better yet, he should copyright it and get T shirts made right quick before Memorial Day 2012. I could see that shit selling out on the Boardwalks from Asbury Park to Cape May, well maybe not Cape May, but Wildwood FOR SURE.
And listen, bitches, Jersey is awesome. I know these craptastic reality shows show my people in an unflattering light, but I wouldn't lie to my CDAN peeps. For reals.
¨Ah fuggetaboutit!
ReplyDeleteSusan, my husband and I loved our visit to Jersey last year. Can't wait to get back.
ReplyDelete@Susan - I'm with you, lady! I love New Jersey! :)
ReplyDeleteThis did scare me at first before I realized it was a hoax. I thought his response was hilarious.