Apparently someone close to Lindsay Lohan has bills to pay because in the new issue of Star they have excerpts from Lindsay's diaries. You know, if there are things in there that said I did an 8 ball of coke today, then I will believe it was a stranger who sold the diary. If it says things like, "“Today Heath died. I’m in love with him…. He was the love of my life. He taught me so much, and he was everything I’ve ever wanted and more. I want to hear him laugh and hold me. I crave his touch and care,” then I know it was sold by someone like Dina Lohan. Look, I have no doubt in my mind that Heath Ledger had sex with Lindsay Lohan. He also had sex with a whole bunch of other people. Was he friends with Lindsay? Sure. Was he going to marry her? Hell no. It kind of makes me sick that Heath Ledger is being used in some kind of media publicity wave for Lindsay this month. Oh and it is a wave. Don't forget that her Playboy issue is coming out this month. You know what that means? Interviews. What can a reporter ask Lindsay about other than her troubles? Wow, we can ask her about Heath Ledger and how they loved each other when he died. A tragic love story like Romeo & Juliet. I might physically be sick.
Every interview will be about the "two or three movies" she will release more about later. Her "drive to finish her community service," the Playboy shoot and how she "wanted to be like her hero Marilyn Monroe," and Heath. "Thanks Lindsay, and now here is Frank with tomorrow's weather forecast."
So she writes all her fantasies in a diary...is anyone surprised . Somehow I smell a Lohan behind this.
ReplyDeleteWe'll know it's hers if every word is spelled wrong.
ReplyDeleteI read yesterday that she will only do one interview to promote her Playboy shoot, and that will be an appearance on Ellen. Wow, how safe.
ReplyDeleteHeath was my one celebrity crush. I generally don't find actors sexy. Handsome, yes, but not attracted to them. He was the exception to me, so this really grosses me out in every way possible.
ReplyDeleteOnce again the dead guy, who can't defend himself, is trashed in the press.
ReplyDeleteWhat does this have to do with Michelle Williams in the title?
ReplyDeleteWell then maybe like her hero MM she, too, will be killed ignominiously by the mob/President/CIA/pick one.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait -- Michelle Williams' new Marilyn Monroe movie is just out. Two bits says LiLo thought she should have gotten the part and now she wants to defuse the Oscar buzz. Like she had a chance.
ReplyDeleteI thing the title meant that Heath went from Michelle to LiLo.
ReplyDeleteThat's like going from filet mignon to 3-day-old, moldy hamburger crawling with maggots.
ReplyDeleteDid Heath have a Marilyn Monroe obsession? I could see MW playing Marilyn because Heath would have loved it, and LiLo fashions herself as a modern day Marilyn.
ReplyDeleteI thought Enty's quoting "Lindsay's diary" entry was something that Michelle would say, rather than Lindsay. Hence the reference to Michelle Williams.
ReplyDeleteReno - you and me both. Ever since a knights tale... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteAre we supposed to believe that despite her wreck of a life, LL kept a diary? Really? She can use a mobile phone but can she use a pen?
ReplyDeleteI thought he was awesome, even in 10 Things I Hate About You when he had awful over-moussed hair. His death is so sad and still mysterious, I've never heard a good explanation of what killed him or how the Olsen twins were involved.
ReplyDeleteLL is trashy, but we already knew that.
@linnea
ReplyDeleteIt started w/ "10 Things I Hate About You" when I very first saw him.
I had pulled out my old DVD of A Knights Tale (I hadn't seen it in a long while, oddly) and watched it the night he died. I found out when I woke up the next morning.
:(
I'd love to read LiLo's assistant's diary....that one would be much more telling.
ReplyDeleteDid she ever REALLY do Heath? Can anyone be sure? Yeah, this smells like a big fat lie perpetrated by Dina. Calling bullshit.
ReplyDeleteLindsay Lohan is pathetic. Plain and simple. If the tabloids stopped follwing her no one would care. On to the next one. She'll end up old, haggard, with herpes working at a truck stop diner or a strip club in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteAgree, Patty. It's one of my biggest pet peeves ever.
ReplyDeleteVicki, I think your description is spot on.
ReplyDeleteSeachica, I don't think HL had a MM obsession. This was a role that a lot of actresses wanted and I think MW likes challenging roles. LL's obsession has been since she was young.
OK I call a BIG BS on this one. Lilo was suppose to hate the written word and could barely read. How the heck is she going to write anything more complex then:
ReplyDelete"See Lilo run. See Lilo run after the coke dealer. Run Lilo! Run!"
Even then I think the word dealer would be too complex. It would look more like DEELUUR.
Ugh, Michelle Williams is so overrated. Yes, she is a good actress, but she's not great. I hate her worse than LiLo, because she pretends to be a saint while in reality she's a nasty cunt.
ReplyDelete(Okay, after reading that, that's exactly what LiLo does too, she just sucks at it. What bugs me is that MW somehow has everyone snowed.)
ReplyDelete^My mind is blank...why is she a nasty C word?
ReplyDelete@RenoBlondee - He had me at 10 Things I Hate About You, too. :(
Lindsay Lohan SURE does like to name drop! And no matter if the person is dead! Right after he died, seems like she did the same...
She threatened legal action on all of her fans to force them to take down any websites about her. Anyone who treats their fans like that, when she wouldn't have a career without them, deserves the c-word title. She also rants about how much she hates fame. If it's that bad, get out of the fucking business!
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who got to know Heath through the tv show 'Roar'? If you haven't watched it you have to. So good!!!Damn, he was cute in this.
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