Four For Friday - Happy Homemaker
This B- list television actress has been in this space before for some not so model behavior. She is on a hit show for this almost network and wants everyone in the world to think she is the perfect mom and girlfriend to her B list actor boyfriend who is also on a hit television show. Our actress has gone through a series of relationships with men and at the end she always makes it seem like the boyfriends were the awful ones and she was perfect. The realities? She sets aside time for sex with her boyfriends. They get three times a week but she only schedules it for 30 minutes. If you are late then that is your fault. When 30 minutes is up, she is up too. She considers it a necessity rather than fun. Oh, and don't forget that pre and post sex shower. Food? She only eats four things. Seriously. Just four. Chicken, rice, Total and apples. Nothing else. No seasonings or spices. If you are with her when you eat, then she insists you eat the same thing too. One of the actresses on her show who is getting to be almost A list said that if given the opportunity she would slip a chocolate bar or pot into the homemaker's food just so she could actually live a life for two minutes. Red carpet events? She tells her dates what to wear. Why do guys put up with it? Because she latches on to them and does not let go. They don't have a choice. If you ask her out and she says yes, she will be texting and calling and doing drop ins before you can say boo. She does not let go and it is very tough to get her out of your life.
#1 - Actress
#2 - Her boyfriend
#3 - Co-star who talks smack
#4 - Television show
I know the clues really don't fit her, but the behaviour sounds like Jennifer Love Hewitt.
ReplyDeletei don't watch the "almost network" shows so i'm out on this. never seen a single one. and am ok with that.
ReplyDeleteIt's the "mom" part that is messing with my guesses @Shakey.
ReplyDeleteThought of that model married to Seal, but their married, and have been for a long time. So no official boyfriends.
always no idea but she 's a control freak ( all of fun to live also)
ReplyDeleteAlmost network would have to be CW or Fox (unless Enty expands that definition to Cable).
ReplyDeleteSo possible shows are 90210, Vampire Diaries, Gossip Girl on CW and Glee and maybe Bones on Fox. There are probably more but those come to mind first.
The mom part really limits things, and I can't think of anyone on those shows who would fit that.
@Trey - to make it even more difficult, it says Reality show: so none of the CW and Fox shows you cited count.
ReplyDelete@Rita, am I misreading it? I only see "she is on a hit show for this almost network." And it refers to her as an actress. Where are you seeing the reality show part?
ReplyDeleteit doesn't say reality show, it says hit show. and he calls them "actresses". definitely one of the CW shows since Fox is considered network.
ReplyDeleteKelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl.
ReplyDeleteI would consider Fox a full network. This is something from CW.
ReplyDeleteI second Kelly.
ReplyDelete@Trey, you're right. I got stuck on the "model behavior", and thought of reality shows.
ReplyDeleteAgree with @Patty, Fox is now a full network. CW or E! ??
Ah that all makes sense. I love Kelly Rutherford, so I'm sad to hear that, but Blake as the almost A actress also fits. Who is Kelly's current boyfriend?
ReplyDeletetotally sounds like kelly, but she is dating some lawyer
ReplyDelete@Borg Queen - excellent guess! She has 2 children, divorced from father of 2nd baby. And boy, is that woman strict on her weight.
ReplyDeleteYes and we all know Blake is a gourmet cook....all those lessons.
ReplyDeleteShe's been dating Matthew Settle (plays dad of Penn Badgley's character).
ReplyDeletePoor Matthew Settle. Didn't he leave his spouse for this chick?
Kelly was fantastic in Homefront (eons ago), and probably not nearly as neurotic then.
Great call Borg Queen!
ReplyDelete@Rita. Not E! ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX and CW are the only networks (they're the broadcast networks that don't require a cable or dish subscription). Enty calls the CW an "almost network" because it doesn't have the ratings and success of the other 4.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Kelly Rutherford is dating, but that's a great guess. It pains me to call her almost A list, but Blake Lively is the the costar talking smack.
Are we sure she's dating Settle? I thought they both denied that....
ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that Kelly likes to drink coconut water. Had that been mentioned, I may believe it's her. Not convinced.
ReplyDeleteThough Kelly is a good guess, it can't be her. Matthew Settle is on the same show...and from the sounds of the vice, it says her boyfriend is also on a hit show. I interpret it as 2 different shows.
ReplyDeleteIsn't E! an "almost network"?
ReplyDeleteE! is a cable channel. Network channels are ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX. CW is considered almost network by Enty due to demographics and ratings. ALL other channels, FX, TBS TNT HBO SHowtime Cinemax, AMC TMC BRavo,etc are cable channels.
ReplyDeleteAh, thanks Lady J.
ReplyDelete1 - I
ReplyDelete2 - have
3 - no
4- idea
No problem Rita!! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Kelly Rutherford. It says her boyfriend is B list and also on a hit show. I don't think Matthew Settle is B and wouldn't have Enty said the same show, not "a hit show?"
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I have no other guesses!
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ReplyDeleteIs the almost A list actress on the show an almost A list on TV or an almost A list in the Movies?
ReplyDeleteAlso...Michael Settle isn't exactly a B list actor.
Being brazilian, there is something I didn't understand. "Chicken, rice, Total and apples". What is "Total"?
ReplyDeletethank you!
@keks Total is a breakfast cereal, like corn flakes or wheaties
ReplyDeletetotal is a cereal...
ReplyDeleteI thought of Kelly Rutherford too, but she was married to that guy and since her divorce the only person I've seen her on a carpet with is Matthew Settle. The blind alludes to multiple boyfriends on the carpet, so I'm not sure it's her.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Erin and Lori, had no idea =D
ReplyDeleteI have to agree that Settle is NOT B list, but otherwise this should fit. Maybe Enty is giving a B to him because of the show's popularity?
ReplyDelete@Mother Campfire said...
ReplyDelete"I have to agree that Settle is NOT B list, but otherwise this should fit. Maybe Enty is giving a B to him because of the show's popularity?"
Only if by popularity you mean "on the verge of being cancelled".
It's Diana Agron, she tries t obliterate her exes. Ask Alex P.
ReplyDeleteI am going for Jaime Pressly on this one. She has a little boy from Eric Cubiche, divorced from another guy. Plus, she was a gymnast which makes me totally think shes got some crazy food issues going on.
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