Remember how in pre-marriage days, Russell Brand used to have sex with lots of women everyday but would give them a complimentary bathrobe to make them feel slightly less dirty that they were number four for the day? Each of those women must have really felt special. Well, according to The NY Post, Derek Jeter has been pulling a similar stunt only he does not actually spend any of his own money. Hey, at least Russell was spending $50 on a decent robe. He got them wholesale from a hotel supplier. Derek has been having sex with a new woman practically every night and when they leave he gives them gift baskets of autographed memorabilia. You know, so they can be reminded of their 30 seconds of fun. Presumably they can also sell the items but since it is not cash, they don't feel like a hooker. The game came to light when one woman who must have been really memorable actually went home with Derek Jeter a second time. He forgot he had sex with her a few weeks earlier. When she left, he gave her a gift basket which was identical to the one she had previously received.
Maybe I'm naive, but I don't believe this story. Jeter runs through women like I run through pots of coffee, but giving them memorabilia is leaving a trail. Jeter doesn't seem like the type to leave himself open for possible embarrassment like that.
ReplyDeleteI could see a conquest asking for a signed baseball and perhaps him giving her that--on occasion. But regularly? Nah. He puts them in car service the morning after and goes his merry way.
Well, at least it's one per night, not 6.
ReplyDeleteI wonder, if you have a one-night stand with someone, and afterwards they give you a basket full of signed pictures of them... How do you react? Doesn't it sink the "Walk of Shame" to a whole new level?
And don't forget, as an added bonus, he gives them the gift that keeps on giving. You know, if reports are true.
ReplyDeleteThis is such an old story, I remember swing this at least 10 years ago. Lol that it took 3 NYP writers to print this story!
ReplyDeleteOh and not a single picture of a gift basket lmao
So a case of the Herp and a basket of parting gifts, sounds like a new reality show.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's just me, but this story made me laugh out loud. I don't believe it, but it's pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Sox fan living in NYC area. I would sleep with Derek Jeter and then send him on his way with a Sox shirt and Sox hat...maybe throw in my autographed ball from Big Papi.
ReplyDeletelol@crila!
ReplyDeleteexactly guys! I was just about to say he gives them herpes as well!
ReplyDeleteWell he's got nice teeth, I'll give him that much.
ReplyDeleteI hope it includes an "I Slept With Derek Jeter and All I Got Was This T-Shirt" shirt as well.
ReplyDeleteCancan, excellent...
ReplyDeleteYou know he is cute...
At least he tries not to make them not feel like hookers. So many women out there wouldn't even require THAT to sleep with a guy.
ReplyDeleteIs there a bottle of acyclovir in that gift basket?
ReplyDeletei dated a guy that lived on the east coast (i'm west coast). every time we got together he ould give me a piece of jewelry. nice, right? then after a few months went by i got the same pair of earrings he had given me a few months earlier. made me stop and think. when i got the same necklace, i decided that was BS. he had to be buying in bulk. how many people to you have to give the same thing to before you forget what you gave someone???
ReplyDeletehe's an ass.
I hope the basket included condoms.
ReplyDeleteGift Basket is a euphamism for the Clap
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jeter was the real-life model for Owen Wilson's character in How Do You Know? He's a famous local ball player with a room full of pink sweats and toothbrushes for his overnight guests. He argues that he's being a "good host". Seems like Jeter has quite the reputation as well as the ego to think his dates give a damn about him, and not his money, the real reason any of these bimbos would sleep with him in the first place. Doing something this douchey only solidifies his delusion and is proof that he has forgettable assembly line sex (yeah, it probably is 30 seconds.)
ReplyDeleteI have NEVER found him attractive and IF this is true, he has gotten just a bit...uglier.
ReplyDelete@Ziddolee - That character (Owen Wilson) was exactly who I thought of reading this post.
ReplyDelete@CanCan - That's perfect.
Who in the hell would want to be caught dead carrying around a gift basket on a walk of shame?