While many of you were sleeping last night, Demi Moore was wide awake wondering how many more days it was until she could eat something when she decided to hop on Twitter and take out her lack of food on her keyboard. Apparently people are wondering on Twitter when Demi Moore is going to change her name from MrsKutcher to something else. Well, Demi gave her answer and it went something like this. "Changing my twitter name isn't a top priority right now. Sorry it bothers so many of you. Should I not tweet until I do?Does it really matter?"
Why would she change her name on Twitter? She has a huge amount of followers who recognize the name and at this point it is like a brand plus she really does have more important things to do like look for the keys to the refrigerator.
Isn't there a law against drunk tweeting?
ReplyDeleteThe answer is yes Demi, you should stop Tweeting for now and EAT something!
No Demi, you should NEVER tweet EVER AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the teeth. What's going on there?
ReplyDeleteAnd this, ladies, is why you should never let your relationship with someone else define your online presence. It belittles who YOU are, defining yourself only as the adjunct to someone else (who may or may not always be around).
ReplyDeleteIt's as bad as getting your BF's name tattoo'ed on you.
I just can not bring myself to care about her. To my 26 year old self, she is just that girl with the bad haircut in Ghost.
ReplyDeleteEmEyeKay - It's an old pic she had tweeted from the dentist's... I think it was the beginning of Twitter or something, and Mr. & Mrs. Asston were oversharing all the time. Her tooth fell out, and she had to show us.
ReplyDeleteI just checked and it takes seconds to change the account or user name.
ReplyDeleteIt seems weird to keep it but she did keep the last ones name.
Who cares!!!
ReplyDeleteHer tooth fell out? OMG, did she have scurvy or something, gross! Sad how people in North America are malnourished like in Africa or something.
ReplyDeleteShould've explained it's a veneer.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah Black Cat, apparently, Demi is falling apart here in the U.S. because of hunger.
@ Lauren - So true. Although, Demi has been on some major major films - Indecent Proposal, A Few Good Men, St Elmo's Fire. Wow, in retrospect she really did have some major star power back in the day. I always wanted her and Bruce Willis to stay married. Oh well, next.
ReplyDelete@Rita - thank you. It's kind of a funny picture to post, especially when people make such a big deal about their age difference, and then she shows a toothless pic... At first I thought it was a joke and she was making fun of the age stuff.
ReplyDeleteFrom your post to people's brains, Seachica! After I got married in the late 1500s - actually it was the late 1990s but feels much longer- everyone and their friggin' mother was all about me taking my husband's last name! I literally had one of the check-in girls (what is that position called anyway?) at my nephrologists office telling me I had to use his last name! WTF? I have been known as my name ITRW for - to that point- 32 years. Now suddenly I need to kill that and take a last name I personally don't even like?? (It is long and German so no one understands it anyway!) Bite to the Me, in that days vernacular. God! I mean .. touched a big nerve. My compromise was hyphenating and never using that after people kept saying my last name was too long. Idiots!
ReplyDeleteBut to the point of the post .. Rants! [LOL!] Yes.. Demi.. stop Twittering - Full stop! Furthermore, every time you think of Twittering, you should be forced to eat a Cheeto. Oh! But perhaps that would be too painful.. Fine. Doritos it is!
Sorry .. on a iPod Touch and I lost an entire thought at the beginning of that little rant about identity in the real world as well as online world. My apologies!
ReplyDeleteI think Twitter is the worst thing that has happened to celebs. It really is their downfall. They all sound like such idiots and so narcissistic. It's one thing to imagine they are this way, but quite another to have it confirmed.
ReplyDeleteEVERYBODY sounds like a narcissist on Twitter. It's impossible to avoid.
ReplyDeleteSorry if your famewhoreness came back and bit you in the ass Demi, sorry you have so many followers who are... I dunno CURIOUS? or something.
ReplyDeleteAgree @Seachica!
ReplyDeleteHer not changing her name bothers me (even when they were married, I thought it was stupid). But then again, one of my pet peeves is when couples share stuff like...Facebook accounts, email accounts, etc.
Why would she put a pic of herself toothless on twitter? That's a horrible pic.
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