Apparently Courtney Stodden is willing to turn down big bucks and more fame if it is not the show she has in mind. She and her grandfather husband were offered a spot on Relationship Rehab. It is a new show from VH-1 from the producers of Celebrity Rehab. Courtney and Doug would have had their relationship examined by professionals for a hefty fee. Radar says though that Courtney does not feel it is the right fit. Probably because they would have to hide Doug and his dresses.
May their ego keep them away from our TV screen.
ReplyDeleteShe's holding out for a coveted spot on "Clear Bra Strap Rehab".
ReplyDeleteShe is as dumb as she looks.
ReplyDeleteThat really is a helluva lotta crazy to pack into what, 18 years?
ReplyDeletejust seventeen, Merlin, seventeen (barely).
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who needs "Clear Bra Strap Rehab"!
ReplyDeleteI would guess it would only involve a few episodes and they would discover that the "marriage" is for publicity. Clearly not the long term acting I mean reality job they wanted. Please let them go away...
ReplyDeleteI think she is more interested in the reality show that pays them to go on lavish vacations and do nothing but preen with her tits hanging out while walking around family friendly malls with moms shielding their childrens eyes.
ReplyDeleteOh, this photo is almost as good as Kardashian's one
ReplyDeleteI just love how she goes from one twitterpated tweet to another:
ReplyDeleteDec. 6: Had such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot... XOs
Dec. 5: Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous legs lie on top of your levitating lap
Dec. 4: Psalm 139:14 "I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made; your works are wonderful, I know that full well." Happy Sunday! XOs
this is actually probably the smartest thing these two have done.
ReplyDeletei mean seriously, you go on a show like that and the professional isn't going to take them seriously, or tell them how inappropriate they are and pick them apart.
as dumb as they are, i think they know the point would just be to ridicule them (not that everyone isn't already) but by turning it down they can now also say "see, we aren't all about money or we would have done it".
THAT FACE!
ReplyDelete13 comments and no one asks about "Doug and his dresses"? Is he a crossdresser as well as a pedo/freak? Gawd she's scary.
ReplyDeleteRQ have you seen the face that Kris K. made LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't think Doug and his dresses would really shock anyone at this point.
ReplyDelete@HP420... are those tweets for reals?! I love the mixture of bible, soft-core and bad alliteration. It would almost be hard to be that bad intentionally.
ReplyDeleteShe'll be on Celebrity Rehab soon enough, then we'll be treated to the stories of how she was taking so much Xanax she couldn't feel her lips for a year. It's the only explanation for her mouth I think is plausible.
@Abby, Copy and pasted. It's entertaining and scary at the same time. Her use of alliteration is nauseating.
ReplyDelete"Provocatively preparing my provokingly perky package for a pulsating night filled with puurfect party passion - meow ;)"
I'm waiting for the moment when Sacha Baron Cohen takes off the blond wig and shows us this has been an elaborate prank for his new movie.
ReplyDeleteI think they're pulling the wool over society's eyes.....she's really 45 not 17.
ReplyDeleteIt's always winky face meow...And you know Douglet is writing those tweets. They are comic in their proportion.
ReplyDelete@chopchop, LOL! Omg now I'll see Sasha Baron Cohen every time I see her middle-aged face!
ReplyDeletetheyr'e just holding out for more money...i only hope they know their shelf life is short. also ita w/ everyone about her tweets being comedy gold. hee.
ReplyDeletethat picture is awesome. it has just become a fave alongside the scary kk one and the michael lohan in mesh and armpit ones.
Since the show is Relationship Rehab, and I'm sure she and Doug don't think anything is wrong with their relationship, why would she want to be on that show?
ReplyDelete@Sylvia - you mean Kim? If Kris then no, I haven't! Please provide link :)
ReplyDeleteEven though I feel sorry for her and am completely convinced that she is drugged and possibly under mind control (I am wearing my tinfoil hat today), I just CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF HER FACE!!!
ReplyDeleteI love her, and I am not ashamed.
ReplyDeleteHer tweets are actually very literate. Perverted and disturbing, but literate, nonetheless. She certainly understands alliteration.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but this piece of trash and her disgusting pimp/husband are so loathsome that they almost make me long for the days of Speidi.
ReplyDeleteQUIT BLOGGING ABOUT THEM! This will be m one and only comment about them. I refuse to contribute to the madness.
RQ - Here is Kris LOL
ReplyDeletehttp://dlisted.com/2011/12/08/kuntrashians-would-never-stoop-down-daniel-craigs-level
GOLD. Just GOLD. :)
ReplyDeleteAll I can say to that is .. Thank God!
ReplyDeleteIf these two got a reality show, I would have to kill my TV and I currently do not have any money to buy a new one.
They are fine to see on the internet in 30 second increments of reading the insanity and once in a blue moon on clips posted there on .. but in the form of a TV show with no escape from the crazy??!!?? Oh HELL NO!!!!
As for the dresses ref, I guess I didn't ask because it is my opinion that Dougie is a raging queen.
I am admittedly going WAY un-PC on this one, but I feel the word is completely warranted in this case:
ReplyDeleteRETARD.
And has anyone else ever noticed she wears very, very padded bras? Her (fake) tits are not all that big--most of her outfits are made for women with giant boobs when hers are really just not all that big.
ReplyDeleteShe has a slamming bod and could be really pretty if she'd only learn how to accentuate it all *properly.* Tsk.
Not for a second do I believe they've been offered anything. I really believe they are trying to generate buzz and make believe believe there's a demand and then producers will want them.
ReplyDeleteGood point Anita! Didn't think of that one, but could be very true. Wouldn't put it past them.
ReplyDeleteI want to know if she approved of the release of that photo. Courtney may think that's her sexpot face.
ReplyDeleteHer lips remind me of Gumby and the way his mouth used to move.
ReplyDelete"it's not the right fit" sounds like code for "They didn't offer me enough money". These kinds of "stars" always think they are bigger than they are and worth more than people want to offer them.
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