Courtney Stodden And Her Snowballs

I have an honest question for Courtney Stodden and her grandfather husband. You say that you are all moralistic and stuff and that Doug even turned down a movie because he thought it was too sexual in nature. Despite all of that, Courtney's mom or Doug keeps Tweeting things like "Squeezing my snowballs inside of a seasonal sexy little lingerie as I begin to swing around the Christmas tree to hot rock 'n roll hits! XOs"


"Mr. Moist Saint Nick: As I magnetically dangle this magical mistletoe above my mere mysteriousness… I imagine your mouth smooching mine…"

First of all, does anyone say rock n' roll? Well besides that guy who changed his name and is dating Kate Winslet. Smooching? WTF is a moist Saint Nick? I for one do not want funny little stains on my Christmas presents from Santa Claus.

And these pictures? Come on. I think she is just trying to stay relevant until she can turn 18 and cash in on Playboy. If Lindsay got $1M, then Courtney probably thinks she can get way more than that. Her big problem is that she is not old enough to host parties at clubs yet so she has to keep throwing out this stuff until she can.