Which Latin star with a great intellect, an amazing body and lots of talents is being cheated on by her partner for a very old, unattractive waitress? The star has no idea the extent of the affair but has been suspicious ever since he came home with a new STD.
I know people are going to think this is Sofia Vergara, but I think it's Shakira. She's EXTREMELY intelligent.
ReplyDeleteDump the bastard.
ReplyDeleteI think Shakira is Mensa, she needs to dump him fast.
ReplyDelete....which conveniently reminds me I saw this press release today (and posted it on company social media just because it has Gerry Butler in the photos! oh, and Sofia Vergara): http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/moet--chandon-toasts-their-21st-anniversary-as-the-official-champagne-of-the-69th-annual-golden-globe-awards-with-the-2002-grand-vintage-collection-135674963.html
ReplyDeleteShakira sounds good for this one. She's really smart.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Shakira...but I had to laugh at the last sentence. You've been suspicious since he came home with an STD? That's not cause for suspicion...that's PROOF! *L*
ReplyDeleteThis sucks for the lady in question, but I am so proud that there are brilliant Latina women representing--whether it's polyglot Shakira or big reader Salma Hayek. Love to both of those smart women.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Sophia but Shakira is a better guess. Didn't she recently break up with her long time boyfriend for this new guy?
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you don't mean polymath? Are you referring to he being multi-lingual or just all around smart?
ReplyDeleteShakira broke up with a long term boyfriend (11 years) at the beginning of this year and in October 2011 had to deny break-up rumors with her current boyfriend (a Spanish soccer player). Certainly implies some stresses. As for the STD creating suspicions it depends on the circumstances. Depending on timing she could have got it from a former boyfriend; it could be an STD that is dormant for a while. Also she could have fooled around herslf.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Shakira as well. However, she has split with Piqué, the Football player, a few months ago.
ReplyDeleteI thought Gloria Estefan.
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Shakira train! She has been on and off with the soccer player.
ReplyDeleteshakira
ReplyDeleteShakira -140 IQ
ReplyDeleteThe Latin woman may be "book smart" but she doesn't have much common sense. A woman with "an amazing body" should be able to sexually satisfy her husband. Men have needs and if their wife doesn't satisfy those needs, then "an unattractive waitress" will fill the role. This is hardly unique as there has never been a sexier woman in history than Cindy Crawford yet Randy chases every waitress in the country.
ReplyDeleteWell, cowbulls, aren't you enlightened! If a man cheats, it MUST be the woman's fault for not sexually satisfying him, right? Why bother to break up with someone who isn't the right person...just hump a random waitress every now and then... after all, it's her fault!
ReplyDeleteMoron.
First thought that came to mind was
ReplyDeleteGLORIA ESTEFAN
Only because she was on Howard Stern's show a few mos. back. Very smart lady. But just a guess.
Cowballs, you are an enlightened man who obviously understands the travails faced by women worldwide. Your mate, whomever she/they may be, should consider herself/themselves lucky.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. Just kidding. You're totally vile.