Apparently doctors at St. Luke's Roosevelt Hospital were placed on alert that someone famous was going to come ion and give birth. So, everyone thinks it is Beyonce. Beyonce announced she was pregnant in September and she is giving birth in December. She went from no bump to a moving bump to the biggest bump ever to birth in about three months. Huh. Meanwhile it seems like Hilary Duff has been pregnant for four years. Did anyone ever say when Beyonce's "due date" was? When she is in a bikini by New Year's Eve, then you know something is up.
Wasn't it Feb that was announced as her due date before?
ReplyDeleteI never wanted to believe anyone would fake a pregnancy outside of a soap opera, but this IS strange!
My car drove by St. Lukes today and there were cameras lined up outside of it, lol I tell you there hasn't been this much anticipation for the birth of a baby since the birth of Christ, lol
ReplyDeleteBut my question has always been, WHY?!!
ReplyDeleteIs it true, that she is that vain to not want to damage her body?
Or she can't so they hired a surrogate?
I don't usually believe the fake baby stuff but it seems to be a trend. I kinda believe Kelly Preston was, but I don't believe Nicole Kidman was with Sunday and I am having a very hard time believing Beyonce is.
ReplyDeleteShe announced her pregnancy on August 28th. She is "delivering" on December 28th. Exactly 4 months.
ReplyDeleteSo she was 5 months pregnant at the VMA's???
Normal gestation is 40 weeks. So she would have been 22 weeks at the VMS's. Really??? And that pregnant belly bikini photo? Didn't look real to me.
Strange strange strange. No one would care if she used a surrogate.
Maybe she just wants to keep the surrogate's privacy?? Whatever the case, I do not believe she is prgnant.
Maybe she's not being honest about the timeline to avoid situations like the one today? Maybe she's throwing everyone off so when she actually gives birth, people won't hunt her down. Well... paps would probably hunt her down anyway. I don't want to believe she's faking, because if you're not going to birth a child, just tell us - but that video of when she sat down and the bump folded in half? That was verrrry strange.
ReplyDeleteI'm still on the fence for this one. The oddities ARE cumulative, but for me the bikini picture looked real enough. Especially combined with how her face looked that day on the beach: like an expectant mother having a bad morning.
ReplyDeleteAlso, like that professional volleyball player Gabrielle something, when you have really tight abs, your muscles fight letting go until your last trimester, even very late in the pregnancy. That is why many athletic women don't show, until very later on, where they just suddenly pop one huge belly. And we know Beyoncé's abs were tight.
Anyways, will we ever know for real in the next decade at least?
They said Feb. but I guess the surrogate gave birth early....
ReplyDeleteThere is no way I would believe her unless I saw the baby delivered with my own eyes...
I still don't think any of this was planned. Hova got someone (there's a blind, I belive) pregnant, and convinced B that they should raise the child as their own. That's why this pregnancy has taken on the tones of a a 21st century "I Love Lucy" episode.
ReplyDeleteWhatever. She is not pregnant. I don't know who they think they are fooling, but this "pregnancy" is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I am so sick of this shit.
ReplyDeleteStupid Stupid.. she is nasty. WHY she thinks this is the smart way to go is beyond me. Seeing her belly "fold up" in that one video proves she ain't pregnant.. You realize, she'll "give birth" New Years Eve.. she's got to have some sort of "national holiday" surrounding her non child's birth.. Gggrr I hate women like this.. I have my daughter, my body will never be the same, but I like my "mom" body now.. :D
ReplyDeleteI can't help but wonder if a lot of pregnancies in Hollywood are faked because of std related issues. Between that, gay husbands and shallow purposes a fake pregnancy in Hollywood never surprises me. Everything about the rich and famous is fake. I'm convinced.
ReplyDeleteDon't most celebs have elective C sections around 8 months anyways before their stomach muscle go kaput?
ReplyDeleteNo elective C sections allowed over here, unless you're a celeb I suppose. I really really would not prefer a C section, it's a major op, seeing them on One Born Every Minute scared the bejaysus out of me!
I thought she was due in February, around the same time as Rocket Queen. Coincidentally, where is she these days? Anyone know?
ReplyDeleteApparently RQ is taking a break. Something about a disagreement with readers, and negative posts on this site... That's what I've been told yesterday.
ReplyDeleteAw, I miss RQ. But I understand how she feels. Last year, someone said some not-so-nice things to me too ... under normal circumstances I would have been able to brush it off but being pregnant made it much worse. I had to close my laptop and walk away for a while. Come back soon, RQ -- you can't miss Reveal Day!! :-)
ReplyDeleteIf they had just quietly had a baby, adopted one, or used a surrogate, no one would have cared, a few photo ops, and that would have been it.
ReplyDeleteThis way, they can cast themselves as hip hop royalty and have everyone speculating and writing articles and taking pictures for years.
Wasn't the speculation that they were trying for January 4, since they love 4s?
ReplyDeleteCelebs usually go with C-Sections because of the Herp, if they have a flare up at birth and the baby gets infected it can be fatal...but also labor isn't call labor for nothing, it hurts and they fear wrinkles...
ReplyDeleteRemember Angelina Jolie having the first baby in Africa. and the twins in a private clinic in France...they want to avoid their private info getting out...
Lets see what "fake facts" they leak..
I myself never believed she was pregnant either. Why someone fakes a pregnancy for the world is beyond me. The surrogate can choose to never be revealed so I just don't see why they wouldn't just admit the truth. Just plain weird.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear Rocket Queen got upset. She always had something interesting to add. I miss Ida too.
I'm so glad you guys mentioned RQ because I've been thinking about her and my cyber-grandbaby.
ReplyDeleteIf you're reading - I hope all is well and wish you only the best!
Here's the BV that I personally think explains it all. There was also something I read that said Beyonce's surrogate is a Spanish woman who is actually 8 mos...and beyonce was only supposed to be 5 or 6 months. They said to keep a bump watch, that Beyonce was all of a sudden going to blow up like she was ready to give birth and end up giving birth early. This pregnancy is the biggest joke.
ReplyDeleteBlind Vice: It’s coming down to the wire, folks! Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution that doesn’t include eating a single bowl of ice cream. It’s called Prednisone. Taking excessive amounts of corticosteroids over time can result in some serious effects, including hypertension and cataracts. Another side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental and was upsetting for her. Now, though, it’s purposeful, and is a solution to her problem. She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago, so she should be plumping up pretty soon. Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight. Beyonce
Awww Rocket Queen, screw those people, whoever they are. fuuuuuuck it, come on back.
ReplyDeleteGirl, you know haters gonna hate.
ReplyDeleteI figure something has to be in it for Beyonce, whether the pregnancy is fake or not. The two of them kept their marriage and private life so secret, and now all of a sudden she is so public with the pregnancy? That's a huge about face, so there must be something to be gained.
ReplyDeleteThat folding foam belly was hysterical! It reminds me of a bad lip-synching job.
ReplyDeleteI have been thinking this whole damn time that Duff has been pregnant for YEARS. I can't believe this crap.
ReplyDeleteI have been thinking this whole damn time that Duff has been pregnant for YEARS. I can't believe this crap.
ReplyDeleteI believed she was pregnant at first. I do not anymore.
ReplyDeleteWomen vary greatly in how they carry their pregnancies. I have a picture from my wedding of two of my friends, one was 9 months pregnant, the other 8 months. Both women are slender. The 9 months pregnant woman looked like she had a beach ball under her dress, the 8 months pregnant woman looked like she had just eaten a bowl of pasta. And from behind, you wouldn't have known either was pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if she's faking or not and I don't really care. I really don't believe that Victoria Beckham was pregnant because I think she's too skinny to ovulate and I think it was just way too convenient that they finally had a girl. Same goes for Celine Dion, too skinny.
We don't actually know yet that this is Beyonce do we? So if it's not her, and timing and appearance-wise it shouldn't be, what other celebs are about to pop? Duff? How far along is Jessica? I am drawing a blank on others.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt the Beckhams had some IVF procedure to select a daughter.
ReplyDeleteThat's too bad about RQ, but I totally understand. Sometimes some people on here are way too effing much and you have to walk away because you realise that people on the internet are making you mad irl.
ReplyDeleteHope she comes back soon.
All I can say is, whoever's carrying the baby, the child would do well to inherit Jay-Z's brains--the man is clearly very smart. But please, let the little girl inherit mama's looks, NOT daddy's.
ReplyDeleteI also was thinking about RocketQueen and missing her here.
ReplyDeleteHope to "see" you soon, girl! Be safe and healthy.
Sorry to be off topic but I miss Rocket Queen too! And I understand the angry have to leave part. I almost lost it when ROM (coke mom) appeared from nowhere and made us all crazy!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll be like Ida and change my name-isn't that what Ida said she was doing??
I didn't change my name.
ReplyDeleteI barely check this site anymore; the only reason why I read this Beyonce post at all is because I genuinely DO think she's faking it and I'm interested in this controversy. Nice to know other people doubt her lying ass, too.
At any rate, a few months ago, I found myself skipping over posts that I found depressing, dubious, sexist, or blatantly designed to bait trolls and/or thread battles, and I found myself left with very little content to peruse. So I stopped checking CDAN as often.
I can't really delineate what's changed in regards to this site, exactly, but it's not worth my mental energy. It's kinda sad, though.
I'm partly commenting because I don't want someone with beef towards me attacking someone else whom they assume is just Ida with another new handle. I still remember the embittered douchenozzle who viciously snarled at poor Rita because she thought Rita/Ida were one and the same.
That's all I came here to say.
Buh-bye.
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ReplyDeleteI too miss RQ, and you too Ida. I don't understand anyone voluntarily having a C section. I had a vaginal hysterectomy on 8th November. No cutting, not even keyhole, and I am shocked by how much it takes out of you. I went to the gym this morning, but I still don't have my energy levels back, and I have pushed myself to get on with life.
ReplyDeleteTotally think Beyonce is faking her pregnancy, the bump is all over the place, and she didn't gain weight in her face gradually, one day it just blew up.
Aaaaah, I miss "douchenozzle"!!! Ida come back! It's the New Year (well almost), forget the douchenozzles, you just keep on trucking, and if disagreeing with a post, well you write your own opinion, and often enough, I've seen people agree with you!
ReplyDeleteI know, I know, should be mad at the haters and bullies too, but hey, we've got a good sense of community here, and peeps back each other up, it happened to me, people shut the bully down, and I was grateful! (again, thank you Ladies!)
Besides, it's the New Year (almost), the reveals are soon, and I think Enty listens to his fans.
Idaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!(saying that in Stallone voice)
Does anyone have a link to the video where Beyonce's belly folds up when she sits down? I haven't seen it before. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteIda came out! I miss you girl!
ReplyDeleteIda, RQ, Jax, Jasonblueeyes, surfer, SEM, Brenda, ICE, Brenda, Mooshki, missjenny..and others I am so sorry I forgot (except ROM : ) )-you are why I come to CDAN! Happy New Year!
chopchop - How's the baby?! I remember you being prego the same time as moi.
ReplyDeleteI don't have much to say on this because the entire post is speculative. I mean, we don't even know what celebrity is in the hospital?!?!
I would hope Beyonce is not faking or planning to take an alleged secret lovechild from an alleged mistress. But whatevs, we'll have to see.
And as a gal who had the best of both worlds - induced labor for 12 hours, pushing for an hour and then a c section, I thought all of it sucked, but labor wasn't as bad as I anticipated. The time in between labor and the c section was the most painful, because you are contracting but are not able to push. Recovering from the c section was the worst because I am a control freak, and well, you can't do jack shit after a c section. You have to just calmly sit on the couch with a baby on your boob feeling achy and hormonal while everyone else tries to "help" you.
Totally understand wanting to take a break from CDAN while having a babe. I would read it a bit, particularly during bouts of insomnia/delirium courtesy of a screaming newborn, but I would barely comment just because I probably couldn't put complete sentences together.
Enjoy, RQ!!!!
Beyonce is coming out with a line of maternity wear so she has to carry this charade through.
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ReplyDeleteWouldn't mind but she never looked like she was wearing maternity clothes herself
ReplyDeleteCome on Ida..Looks like more people want you to come back than whoever the "douchenozzles" were that made you leave. You know you love us!
ReplyDeleteso the big exciting photo that the paps are hoping for is someone coming to the hospital who MIGHT be in labor? lame. even if you get "the shot", so what?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you too, girltrav!
ReplyDeleteIda, I'm glad you poked your head out - good to hear from you!
There is only one reason for the charade ...money, press, more money, press, and more money..wait the diet and exercise program will hit the market, they'll try and sell the baby photo's, and yes her mother will come out with another crap line of clothes both children's and maternity ...and we will not be able to pick up a magazine or watch the tube without BEYONCE's face and miracle body hitting us in the face...
ReplyDeletePersonally I'll stick with Mimi, at least she's one of a kind and she really had the twins...
Please don't go, Ida--you're one of the commenters I've enjoyed most, and ditto for RQ. We miss you, damn it... *sniff*
ReplyDeleteMISCH - She'll be the cover story of People Magazine: "How I Got My Body Back in 24 Hours."
ReplyDeleteWhat cracks me up is one of the worst trolls acts all high-minded about how awful other people are. But I guess it's okay to be happy if I died. Lovely. And royally F'd up.
ReplyDeleteThe good people, most of the them who were here from the beginning, are good people.
Anyway - I understand that women carry their pregnancies differently. However, Beyonce never looked pregnant to me. My example is Cher - who I thought looked really thin while pregnant. I have looked back on those photos and she is thinner, but you can tell she's pregnant. There's a softening of the face, and your boobs get bigger, and I see none of that with Beyonce. And I saw the "bending belly" video. When you're pregnant your belly becomes hard. There is no way that can happen!
If she's using a surrogate, who cares?
@sprinkles. Go to about the one minute mark: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tb8hsRwP4
ReplyDeleteI posted under another name when I was first on this site and was so angered by a troll I left for ages. That was years ago.
ReplyDeleteThere seemed to be an influx of trolls a few months ago that seems to have abated. There are still ONE or two that continue to attack my friends that post here and many others but at the end of the day most that come here are cool and offer up decent opinions.
Don't let a few nasty apples ruin the bunch is all I'm sayin. I've been a victim of that for years and it sucks.
As for Bey...these two have more money than God, they gonna do whatever they wanna do.
Thanks, Dani!
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