Want To Date Mr. Restraining Order? Weston Cage Back On The Market

I did not even know Weston Cage was out of treatment, but apparently he is out of treatment, and ready to date again. His divorce was finalized last week and now he is ready to dip his toe in the dating waters. Well, he certainly has his choice of wing men. He could take his dad, they could get drunk together and berate strangers before finding women to abuse. Oh, maybe he could hook up with Michael Lohan after Michael gets out of jail. Michael is into that whole celebrity boxing thing so Weston could give him lessons on fighting guys and then Michael can take him out and teach Weston the finer points of retraining orders and the do's and don'ts. The thing that is sad about all of this is that despite all the public meltdowns Weston has had and that he has been arrested a few times and that he may or may not be the father of a baby. No one is really sure if Nikki, his ex is still pregnant. Despite all of this, he will have no problems having women lining up to date him. Why? Money? Fame? Is it worth being abused?