Ted C Blind Item
Jackie Bouffant, still young, still beautiful, seems to have already run the Hollywood gamut in his brief career: boys, drugs, not to mention the requisite "beard." As in, a red-carpet girlfriend he loves to trot out for the paparazzi and mainstream press.
But that was so yesterday.
Today, Jackie's got some totally homo cajones on him!
Just like Toothy Tile once sported the young man he adored, it looks like Jackie's showing off his, too! Hot!
At a recent very glitzy Hollywood event, Jackie was likewise very obvious. And trust us, Jackie's not a silly, stupid boy like Parrish Maguire, who doesn't always triple-check where he hooks up.
So what happened?
There Jackie was, A-list everybody all around him, hitting the top of the press line with his new boyfriend in tow. Only, Mr. B. stopped just short of walking the carpet with cutie-pie BF, who has the most adorable curly coif and darling rosy cheeks.
Jackie, instead, had his dude walk around the carpet. And then guess what the TV and movie star did, once he finished walking the press line? He picked his boyfriend up at the end! It was totally like they were pulling some kind of playground game, too cute!
Only it was hardly grade-school stuff, once the newbie couple rejoined inside the party: with all the giggling and rubbing up against each other they were doing, who needed those outdoor heat lamps?
Funny thing, whenever an in-house photog tried to get Jackie and his man, the BF split faster than Brett Ratner chomps shrimp cocktail.
Smart man, he'll be by Jackie's side for years (or months) to come, we predict.
And It Ain't: Taylor Lautner, Chace Crawford, Robert Pattinson
i thought this jackie character was alreayd widely thought to be efron? i hate when ted repeats. lame.
ReplyDeleteTed's gang is guessing Zac Efron at the LACMA event.
ReplyDeleteHa - jinx, Bnl!
ReplyDelete^
ReplyDeleteYep, Efron.
Lol @Brett Ratner reference. That shrimp coctail joke will stick to him for a very long time
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Zac as well. He is extremely talented, he could be another NPH. No one will care, come on out already sugar! We will still love you. : )
ReplyDelete@ bluebonnetmom: For sure!
ReplyDeleteI prefer if they come out, I have more respect as in NPH...
ReplyDeleteso Vanessa sent those naked pictures for nothing??
ReplyDeletepoor girl.
I guess his new beard is Rumer Willis.
Always knew Efron is gay
ReplyDelete@timebob - rumor at the time was that those pictures were taken for drake bell after she was on Drake and Josh.
ReplyDeleteTed is such a gross horny old man.
ReplyDeleteahha! thanks Bnl1016!
ReplyDeleteEwww, who would willingly choose Rumer as a beard? Aren't beards in Hollywood supposed to be drop-dead hot, so they're believable?
ReplyDeleteEfron. But who it the beard? Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI am totally with you Misch!
ReplyDeleteFYI the boyfriend with the rosy cheeks was actually Zac's brother Dylan so Ted, to no ones surprise surely, made up the rest of it.
ReplyDeleteHe and his "brother" were giggling and rubbing against each other? Or is that the part Ted made up? And why would your brother not want to be photographed with you and run away?
ReplyDeletedoesn't the star wars guy fit this too? Hayden Christiansen or whatever?
ReplyDeleteRumer is totally cute! Efron, though? I'm not sure this is him.
ReplyDeleteZac is too cute to be straight, but I like him. He should just come out! It's not as if his career is going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteBut who the heck is his beard? I thought he was w/o beard at the moment? any ideas?