I hate myself that I even spent five minutes thinking about Lindsay Lohan yesterday, let alone talking about her. But, yesterday I found myself discussing her with a couple of people and each person saying how messed up she is. I think I have a solution to her problems. She will never listen of course, but this is what I suggest. First of all, if the judge is going to try to teach Lindsay a lesson, then perhaps she needs to think of another way. What was 30 days reduced to 6 reduced to 4 days turns out will be about 5 minutes. Right now the Los Angeles County jail is just shuffling people through jail if their sentence is less than 90 days. The only way it will be longer than a few minutes is if there are people in line in front of her not serving any jail.
Here is my solution to Lindsay's issue. The judge told Lindsay she would sentence her to 271 days unless she completed all the community service and Lindsay needs to do all of these other things. You and I both know Lindsay will probably not do them for a long time and this while process where she goes to court and has a new judge and they hem and haw and have probation violation hearings and decide whether she should go to jail for a few days or extend her probation will just go on forever. If I were advising Lindsay, I would tell her to go serve the 271 days.
The most she will end up serving is about 54 days and it would probably be less. In the 54 days she could get completely sober. Do not make up crap about how you need your pills, just go straight and sober and break the addiction cycle and crutch you have on your pills. Also there would be no smoking so you can break that habit while you are there too. While you are in jail, you make arrangements to sell your story or whatever you need to do for when you get out to make up for the arranged photos you usually take and your mom can keep Tweeting ads on your page so she can earn a couple of bucks without having to take to the streets and stroll for a living.
When you get out, you do a Robert Downey Jr. You get humble and take supporting roles in small movies and don't complain about how much you should be getting paid and just work. You would have no other obligations to the judicial system and would not be spending more money on legal bills or trying to make all the community service appointments you do not want to do anyway. No more stress or drama, just do your time and move on with your life. If she would actually do these things there could be hope for her. What she is doing now does nothing and just keeps her in the spotlight for all the wrong reasons.
