The Situation Is Broke

At least Snooki knows that Jersey Shore will not go on forever. The reality star was interviewed in GQ. In the same interview where the best selling author admits again that she has read like two books in her life, she also says that The Situation is already broke. "I'm not going to spend money like Mike. He is already broke." Yes, despite getting paid almost six figures per episode for the show and half that for promotional appearances, The Situation always needs the next paycheck to live. See, this is a guy who does not appreciate reality show history or what your plan should be. Work 24 hours a day for the entire life of your show making as much money as you can from wherever you can and save every last penny of it. You don't need to spend a dime. Live in hotel rooms provided by companies, eat the free stuff from where you are appearing and just keep saving and saving. When the run of good luck ends, you should have enough to live on forever. All The Situation is doing is setting himself up for opening up Payless Shoes Stores five years down the road and in ten asking if you want fries with that at his day job while he lives with 4 roommates and reminds everyone how big he used to be.